Mike Tank
@miketank007.bsky.social
High School Honor Student By Day.
Hollywood Hooker By Night.
Hollywood Hooker By Night.
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I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
January 7, 2026 at 2:44 AM
I am pleased to announce that I have commandeered my neighbor's home. This home will be sold at its Market Price, and that money will be controlled by me, to ensure it is used to benefit my neighbor and me! Thank you for your attention to this matter!
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The thing is I hardly ever fuck around but I’m always finding out.
March 13, 2025 at 4:55 PM
The thing is I hardly ever fuck around but I’m always finding out.
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I believe STRANGER THINGS counts as slow cinema.
January 2, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I believe STRANGER THINGS counts as slow cinema.
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charlie manson brown. could be interesting. real test for lucy's psychiatric talents. he sends peppermint patty and pigpen out on a creepy crawl and lucy wakes up to find her football slashed open and pinned to the wall with PIGGIES written in dirt. records a couple decent demo tracks with schroeder
January 3, 2026 at 3:56 AM
charlie manson brown. could be interesting. real test for lucy's psychiatric talents. he sends peppermint patty and pigpen out on a creepy crawl and lucy wakes up to find her football slashed open and pinned to the wall with PIGGIES written in dirt. records a couple decent demo tracks with schroeder
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Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Dean Martin, born Dino Paul Crocetti, son of Italian immigrant Gaetano Crocetti
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
Frank Sinatra, son of Italian immigrants Antonino Sinatra and Natalina Garavanta
Merry Christmas to everyone except Stephen Miller and his enablers and handlers
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Today my six-year-old put his head against his brother’s and said “let’s connect ponytail weiners” so don’t tell me Avatar has no cultural footprint.
December 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Today my six-year-old put his head against his brother’s and said “let’s connect ponytail weiners” so don’t tell me Avatar has no cultural footprint.
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An impassioned plea to put the Christ back in Christmas and reclaim it and him from these evil assholes who run our country.
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December 25, 2025 at 7:56 PM
An impassioned plea to put the Christ back in Christmas and reclaim it and him from these evil assholes who run our country.
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December 23, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Protection as in, "Nice island you got there -- be a shame if anything happened to it"
Greenland Envoy Gov. Jeff Landry: "Look, the United States has always been a welcoming party. We don't go in there trying to conquer anybody and trying to take over anybody's country. We say, 'Listen. We represent liberty. We represented economic strength. We represent protection.'"
December 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Protection as in, "Nice island you got there -- be a shame if anything happened to it"
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He looks like the kind of dude who shows up at a hospital emergency room at 4am with a hamster up his ass.
December 23, 2025 at 7:42 PM
He looks like the kind of dude who shows up at a hospital emergency room at 4am with a hamster up his ass.
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Taking a moment to appreciate the fact that I am living through the collapse of the American empire and republic. I know that we have been living through a lot of historic times, but this is truly epochal.
December 23, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Taking a moment to appreciate the fact that I am living through the collapse of the American empire and republic. I know that we have been living through a lot of historic times, but this is truly epochal.
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NEW COMMENTARY - Nick Helm and @badmoviebible.bsky.social join me this Christmas for a commentary to Jingle all the Way! youtu.be/RKHT6KUTm9I
Jingle All The Way Commentary with @TheBadMovieBible and Nick Helm
YouTube video by Oliver Harper
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December 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
NEW COMMENTARY - Nick Helm and @badmoviebible.bsky.social join me this Christmas for a commentary to Jingle all the Way! youtu.be/RKHT6KUTm9I
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I relate to strongly to Jack Skellington, a dreamer with a vision getting frustrated that the normies aren’t getting it, while being simultaneously oblivious to the fact that he’s probably dumber than all of them put together.
December 23, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I relate to strongly to Jack Skellington, a dreamer with a vision getting frustrated that the normies aren’t getting it, while being simultaneously oblivious to the fact that he’s probably dumber than all of them put together.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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On this week's Across the Omniverse, we're discussing the WATCHMEN finale!
But first, our thoughts on IT: WELCOME TO DERRY!
Watch on YouTube, or listen on your podcast app of choice!
youtu.be/-LcM9oHpNvs?...
But first, our thoughts on IT: WELCOME TO DERRY!
Watch on YouTube, or listen on your podcast app of choice!
youtu.be/-LcM9oHpNvs?...
Nothing Ever Ends? WATCHMEN Finale Recap & Review
YouTube video by Cinema Sangha
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December 22, 2025 at 10:33 PM
On this week's Across the Omniverse, we're discussing the WATCHMEN finale!
But first, our thoughts on IT: WELCOME TO DERRY!
Watch on YouTube, or listen on your podcast app of choice!
youtu.be/-LcM9oHpNvs?...
But first, our thoughts on IT: WELCOME TO DERRY!
Watch on YouTube, or listen on your podcast app of choice!
youtu.be/-LcM9oHpNvs?...
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Nothing Ever Ends? WATCHMEN Finale Recap & Review
YouTube video by Cinema Sangha
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December 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
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Maturity is understanding that there are certain things I want to post on social media that seem funny to me that will make people text me privately to check that I'm okay.
December 22, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Maturity is understanding that there are certain things I want to post on social media that seem funny to me that will make people text me privately to check that I'm okay.
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An absolutely magnificent Freudian slip! 🤌🏼
December 21, 2025 at 12:10 PM
An absolutely magnificent Freudian slip! 🤌🏼
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Because of the woke left, people have been afraid to say anything other than "Happy Holidays" during this time of year. But now, thanks to the efforts of Trump, Vance, and the GOP, folks are once again comfortable with the more traditional, "Sieg Heil."
December 22, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Because of the woke left, people have been afraid to say anything other than "Happy Holidays" during this time of year. But now, thanks to the efforts of Trump, Vance, and the GOP, folks are once again comfortable with the more traditional, "Sieg Heil."
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It’s very sad to me that Barron Trump was not allowed to have a broccoli haircut
December 18, 2025 at 1:17 AM
It’s very sad to me that Barron Trump was not allowed to have a broccoli haircut
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NEW COMMENTARY - @badmoviebible.bsky.social and I return to Star Wars for a podcast on The Empire Strikes Back!
youtu.be/c8lY38np6Ag
youtu.be/c8lY38np6Ag
The Empire Strikes Back Commentary with @TheBadMovieBible
YouTube video by Oliver Harper
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December 16, 2025 at 5:05 PM
NEW COMMENTARY - @badmoviebible.bsky.social and I return to Star Wars for a podcast on The Empire Strikes Back!
youtu.be/c8lY38np6Ag
youtu.be/c8lY38np6Ag