Milkshake Duck
@milkshakeduck.bsky.social
he/him - studying molecular biology while working in libraries
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The way people have started to speak about infidelity as a crime akin to physical or sexual abuse is wild. You can’t send the whole of France to jail.
December 29, 2025 at 6:13 PM
The way people have started to speak about infidelity as a crime akin to physical or sexual abuse is wild. You can’t send the whole of France to jail.
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I’ll never forget when I saw a TikTok of a zoomer saying there should be laws against cheating that send people to jail and all the comments were agreeing and I was like what the hell is going on
The way people have started to speak about infidelity as a crime akin to physical or sexual abuse is wild. You can’t send the whole of France to jail.
December 30, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I’ll never forget when I saw a TikTok of a zoomer saying there should be laws against cheating that send people to jail and all the comments were agreeing and I was like what the hell is going on
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bluesky branding refresh unveiled
November 8, 2025 at 9:18 PM
bluesky branding refresh unveiled
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It's incredible that we let billionaires bloviate about their policy views without throwing tomatoes at them. We know what they want, they want policies that work for a few dozen people and immiserate the other 300 million. Not interested!
November 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It's incredible that we let billionaires bloviate about their policy views without throwing tomatoes at them. We know what they want, they want policies that work for a few dozen people and immiserate the other 300 million. Not interested!
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99% of people crossing the channel in small boats apply for asylum.
About 70%+ receive it.
The manner of entry to seek asylum does not determine if someone is a "genuine refugee".
Nobody is risking their life crossing one of the world's busiest shipping routes to work for Deliveroo. #r4today
About 70%+ receive it.
The manner of entry to seek asylum does not determine if someone is a "genuine refugee".
Nobody is risking their life crossing one of the world's busiest shipping routes to work for Deliveroo. #r4today
July 11, 2025 at 6:03 AM
99% of people crossing the channel in small boats apply for asylum.
About 70%+ receive it.
The manner of entry to seek asylum does not determine if someone is a "genuine refugee".
Nobody is risking their life crossing one of the world's busiest shipping routes to work for Deliveroo. #r4today
About 70%+ receive it.
The manner of entry to seek asylum does not determine if someone is a "genuine refugee".
Nobody is risking their life crossing one of the world's busiest shipping routes to work for Deliveroo. #r4today
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Brooklyn bus stop ads being replaced with guerilla public service announcements.
May 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Brooklyn bus stop ads being replaced with guerilla public service announcements.
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trip report, banh mi cheesesteak, section 140: quality sandwich with interesting fish sauce forward flavor but pricy at $25 after tax. also go nats walk off win yayyy
April 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
trip report, banh mi cheesesteak, section 140: quality sandwich with interesting fish sauce forward flavor but pricy at $25 after tax. also go nats walk off win yayyy
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given the blatant human rights abuses and crimes against humanity, the most moderate position from the democratic party in this moment should be that they prosecute and lock up the entire trump administration and heavily sanction el salvador
Van Hollen says that he asked the VP of El Salvador why his government continues to hold Abrego Garcia even though he’s not charged with any crime and there’s no evidence that he’s MS-13.
“His answer was that the Trump administration is paying the government of El Salvador to keep him at CECOT”
“His answer was that the Trump administration is paying the government of El Salvador to keep him at CECOT”
Senator Chris Van Hollen is speaking live from El Salvador, where he just met with the Salvadoran VP: www.youtube.com/live/pYZPzHy...
April 16, 2025 at 6:28 PM
given the blatant human rights abuses and crimes against humanity, the most moderate position from the democratic party in this moment should be that they prosecute and lock up the entire trump administration and heavily sanction el salvador
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Trump is just gonna randomly sign an EO banning traffic lights or something
February 19, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Trump is just gonna randomly sign an EO banning traffic lights or something
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A defiant Mayor Eric Adams, standing in front of a dozen elderly members of the clergy, gives a speech to the assembled media in which it gradually becomes clear that he believes all of the events that happen in Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats "really happened, right here in New York."
February 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
A defiant Mayor Eric Adams, standing in front of a dozen elderly members of the clergy, gives a speech to the assembled media in which it gradually becomes clear that he believes all of the events that happen in Andrew Lloyd Webber's Cats "really happened, right here in New York."
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A fun thing is that people assume if a post gets traction that you somehow put more thought or effort into it so as to be held accountable for its content and rest assured all of the posts whether successful or wildly unsuccessful all take exactly 15 seconds to write
February 19, 2025 at 2:16 PM
A fun thing is that people assume if a post gets traction that you somehow put more thought or effort into it so as to be held accountable for its content and rest assured all of the posts whether successful or wildly unsuccessful all take exactly 15 seconds to write
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it’s even funnier once you consider that taking this thing to a car wash voids the warranty
Seen in Brooklyn this AM: an egged cybertruck with a bag of dogshit and also unbagged dogshit
February 19, 2025 at 3:26 PM
it’s even funnier once you consider that taking this thing to a car wash voids the warranty
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there is a dentist here in Mexico City who operates out of an office shaped like a tooth
February 19, 2025 at 9:57 PM
there is a dentist here in Mexico City who operates out of an office shaped like a tooth
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It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
February 10, 2025 at 5:54 AM
It looks like Kendrick has won for now but sources tell me Drake has a devastating rebuttal planned for his performance at the Kids’ Choice Awards
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how badly did you lose the rap battle when the american heart association recommended using the diss track against you to perform cpr
February 10, 2025 at 8:06 PM
how badly did you lose the rap battle when the american heart association recommended using the diss track against you to perform cpr
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just got a fantastic deal in my email for a fabulous item
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www.aliexpress.us/item/3256807...
February 10, 2025 at 10:32 PM
just got a fantastic deal in my email for a fabulous item
www.aliexpress.us/item/3256807...
www.aliexpress.us/item/3256807...
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Earth pregnant
Something is happening inside the Earth, scientists say
Something is happening inside the Earth, scientists say
The core of the Earth is undergoing surprise structural changes, researchers believe.
www.independent.co.uk
February 10, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Earth pregnant
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"the republicans are ignoring the law" yeah that's cuz it works dawg get with the program some of us figured this out a long time ago. i'm writing this post while doing 95 down the 5
February 10, 2025 at 11:48 PM
"the republicans are ignoring the law" yeah that's cuz it works dawg get with the program some of us figured this out a long time ago. i'm writing this post while doing 95 down the 5
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One thing about me is I do not post bravely that delete button is my best friend
December 5, 2024 at 2:55 AM
One thing about me is I do not post bravely that delete button is my best friend
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this is complete ethnic cleansing and genocide. untold horrors are about to begin, across the entire world. america is driving ybe earth into a complete death drive
Trump just said he’s calling for the full forcible transfer of all 1.8 million Gazans out of the strip and says “The US will take over the Gaza Strip”
February 5, 2025 at 12:23 AM
this is complete ethnic cleansing and genocide. untold horrors are about to begin, across the entire world. america is driving ybe earth into a complete death drive
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I'm sorry bro. If the Trump administration is impounding half the federal budget, and is about to send out emails requesting that all 2 million federal employees resign, Democratic leaders need to immediately be organizing mass non-stop protests in DC.
January 28, 2025 at 10:55 PM
I'm sorry bro. If the Trump administration is impounding half the federal budget, and is about to send out emails requesting that all 2 million federal employees resign, Democratic leaders need to immediately be organizing mass non-stop protests in DC.
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(figuring out the bill after lunch with coworkers): can you send 16 bucks to me on X, the everything app? username is AryanChad1488
January 28, 2025 at 4:12 PM
(figuring out the bill after lunch with coworkers): can you send 16 bucks to me on X, the everything app? username is AryanChad1488
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Meryl Streep did WHAT.
January 28, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Meryl Streep did WHAT.