Prissy Brown Boy
@mintytea1.bsky.social
He/Him
Transgender faggot Mexican
Transgender faggot Mexican
Donald Trump as president in post American Idiot America?
November 16, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Donald Trump as president in post American Idiot America?
bro, they ruined hot girl summer
June 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
bro, they ruined hot girl summer
Why does the US have to turn to shit as I enter my not-wanting-to-kill-myself era
May 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Why does the US have to turn to shit as I enter my not-wanting-to-kill-myself era
Ban all guns, bring back sword fighting and trebuchets
May 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Ban all guns, bring back sword fighting and trebuchets
craziest shit from working fast food was standing there and waiting for a woman to count her chicken nuggets to make sure she got the right number
March 15, 2025 at 9:05 PM
craziest shit from working fast food was standing there and waiting for a woman to count her chicken nuggets to make sure she got the right number
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haha, you’re right, how come some people are all, like, “i have a really satisfying career & things are generally going well for me in life,” & i’m all, like, “a squirrel has just scammed me out of my burger king money.”
November 19, 2024 at 7:26 PM
haha, you’re right, how come some people are all, like, “i have a really satisfying career & things are generally going well for me in life,” & i’m all, like, “a squirrel has just scammed me out of my burger king money.”
soooo... if someone spammed the DEI reporting thing with idk "pee pee poo poo" jokes, what would happen?
March 11, 2025 at 8:41 PM
soooo... if someone spammed the DEI reporting thing with idk "pee pee poo poo" jokes, what would happen?
I am eating an oatmeal raisin cookie like a normal person for the first time right now
January 15, 2025 at 3:11 PM
I am eating an oatmeal raisin cookie like a normal person for the first time right now
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Can't wait to have my old posts read to me by the committee of un-American activities
November 20, 2024 at 10:28 PM
Can't wait to have my old posts read to me by the committee of un-American activities
your douche bag energy is up here |-| it needs to be down here |_|
April 18, 2024 at 12:27 AM
your douche bag energy is up here |-| it needs to be down here |_|
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Serenely, quietly, and to myself: “mamma Mia”
February 1, 2024 at 4:57 PM
Serenely, quietly, and to myself: “mamma Mia”
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The puritans would have burned Punxsutawney Phil alive, no trial
February 2, 2024 at 1:24 PM
The puritans would have burned Punxsutawney Phil alive, no trial
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hey sorry i’m late a hawk picked me up out of my backyard and took me back to its nest
January 30, 2024 at 8:21 PM
hey sorry i’m late a hawk picked me up out of my backyard and took me back to its nest
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Some of y'all have never aimlessly wandered around a HyVee eating an entire block of cheese and it shows
February 4, 2024 at 12:41 AM
Some of y'all have never aimlessly wandered around a HyVee eating an entire block of cheese and it shows
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The night is dark and full of bears.
February 5, 2024 at 1:41 PM
The night is dark and full of bears.
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Miss being an embryo. Warm, wet, unburdened by consciousness.
It's all been downhill since my birth, really
It's all been downhill since my birth, really
February 8, 2024 at 9:38 PM
Miss being an embryo. Warm, wet, unburdened by consciousness.
It's all been downhill since my birth, really
It's all been downhill since my birth, really
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inside you there were two wolves, but one ate the other in the womb
January 9, 2024 at 2:12 AM
inside you there were two wolves, but one ate the other in the womb
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when i say "abortion is healthcare" i want to emphasize that i don't mean that it should suck ass like every other form of healthcare
February 8, 2024 at 7:04 PM
when i say "abortion is healthcare" i want to emphasize that i don't mean that it should suck ass like every other form of healthcare
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I probably only have time to scurry around my cage like 25,000 more times and then I’m dead
February 8, 2024 at 8:04 PM
I probably only have time to scurry around my cage like 25,000 more times and then I’m dead
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Einstein this Einstein that - why didn't Einstein figure out the speed of dark?
February 8, 2024 at 6:50 PM
Einstein this Einstein that - why didn't Einstein figure out the speed of dark?
I always feel shady picking up things from facebook marketplace
February 3, 2024 at 4:30 PM
I always feel shady picking up things from facebook marketplace
Liking literally all of my friend's posts: alright, my job is done
January 27, 2024 at 11:09 PM
Liking literally all of my friend's posts: alright, my job is done