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Henry Kissinger is dead now, but Dick Cheney is not. For more information on this disturbing phenomenon, follow @ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social
November 30, 2023 at 4:21 AM
Henry Kissinger is dead now, but Dick Cheney is not. For more information on this disturbing phenomenon, follow @ischeneydeadyet.bsky.social
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not sure i’m a fan of players wearing jerseys with their name on the back. everyone can see it but you. i guess if you forget your name you’re just out of luck out there, huh
October 7, 2025 at 11:39 PM
not sure i’m a fan of players wearing jerseys with their name on the back. everyone can see it but you. i guess if you forget your name you’re just out of luck out there, huh
waymo should hire me to sit in the driver’s seat to pantomime standard road rage, it’ll massively increase user adoption
September 19, 2025 at 2:44 PM
waymo should hire me to sit in the driver’s seat to pantomime standard road rage, it’ll massively increase user adoption
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Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Super Idiot Drink
September 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my Super Idiot Drink
bluesky really just gonna let these bot and stolen accounts run unfettered across trending topics and promote them into feeds to scam ppl huh?
shame. what a waste of potential louvre entries
shame. what a waste of potential louvre entries
August 14, 2025 at 11:44 PM
bluesky really just gonna let these bot and stolen accounts run unfettered across trending topics and promote them into feeds to scam ppl huh?
shame. what a waste of potential louvre entries
shame. what a waste of potential louvre entries
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how long do you guys usually microwave your hot dogs for
July 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
how long do you guys usually microwave your hot dogs for
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ok
….. would
….. would
Who put Old Bay on caramel corn Baltimore? I know it was one of you
June 9, 2025 at 7:11 PM
ok
….. would
….. would
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I would give a lot to hear what Werner Herzog would monologue about Kendrick Perkins.
May 16, 2025 at 3:22 AM
I would give a lot to hear what Werner Herzog would monologue about Kendrick Perkins.
when my dad asked why Rihanna doesn’t play Coachella and I said she’s retired, happy and expanding her family I was jokingggggg 🫠
May 5, 2025 at 10:22 PM
when my dad asked why Rihanna doesn’t play Coachella and I said she’s retired, happy and expanding her family I was jokingggggg 🫠
showing my partner highlight reels of draymond’s worst fouls so he understands my culture (hatin’)
May 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
showing my partner highlight reels of draymond’s worst fouls so he understands my culture (hatin’)
why is the jimmy eat world lead singer giving celebrimbor
April 12, 2025 at 11:12 PM
why is the jimmy eat world lead singer giving celebrimbor
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putting "Watch This Space..." on my tombstone
March 10, 2025 at 10:08 PM
putting "Watch This Space..." on my tombstone
seen more Melo knicks jerseys than nuggets lmao Denver don’t care
It's funny that Ray Allen and Carmelo Anthony are two of the top 75 players ever and yet the teams they spent the most time on didn't retire their numbers, and those numbers have since been passed on to Giannis and Jokic, who are even better than they were.
March 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
seen more Melo knicks jerseys than nuggets lmao Denver don’t care
ma’am did you think denethor was elected
We will never be a monarchy. Know that. To quote the LOTR trilogy: Gondor has no king. Gondor needs no king.
March 1, 2025 at 4:50 PM
ma’am did you think denethor was elected
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This shire ain’t gonna scour itself
February 22, 2025 at 4:12 AM
This shire ain’t gonna scour itself
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this place is the mines of moria for people who say “superb owl.” tread with the utmost care
February 9, 2025 at 4:53 PM
this place is the mines of moria for people who say “superb owl.” tread with the utmost care
DO THAT SHIT!!!!
February 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
DO THAT SHIT!!!!
saw a single woman get in line at checkout with only two packs of eggs, then within minutes someone came out and escorted her off to Costco jail 😭 she didn’t even fight back !! they are NOT playing
February 9, 2025 at 9:01 PM
saw a single woman get in line at checkout with only two packs of eggs, then within minutes someone came out and escorted her off to Costco jail 😭 she didn’t even fight back !! they are NOT playing
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Whenever I enter a room I make a tactical assessment of which common objects I could comically turn into weapons if a kung fu battle were to break out
January 30, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Whenever I enter a room I make a tactical assessment of which common objects I could comically turn into weapons if a kung fu battle were to break out
the blessed ability to fast forward this hell when it’s not the live stream…. 1 hour into a 4 hour show. who asked for boston robotics 广场舞? who?
Boy today sucked but let me just go over to my parents and patch the spring gala- nope. No. I’m going to go to bed.
January 30, 2025 at 4:30 PM
the blessed ability to fast forward this hell when it’s not the live stream…. 1 hour into a 4 hour show. who asked for boston robotics 广场舞? who?
my baby is a time traveler 😭
January 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
my baby is a time traveler 😭
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Ventura County strawberry workers are harvesting in heavy smoke from the Hughes Fire. We remind workers their employers have to provide them with respirator masks if the AQI exceeds 150. Stay safe! #WeFeedYou
January 23, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Ventura County strawberry workers are harvesting in heavy smoke from the Hughes Fire. We remind workers their employers have to provide them with respirator masks if the AQI exceeds 150. Stay safe! #WeFeedYou