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Keir Starmer's expression is always that of a dog making eye contact while it's having a poo.
December 31, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Keir Starmer's expression is always that of a dog making eye contact while it's having a poo.
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it's advent you know what that means
December 1, 2025 at 8:04 AM
it's advent you know what that means
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FIVE gold rings? In THIS economy?
December 1, 2025 at 12:10 PM
FIVE gold rings? In THIS economy?
TL;DR: Boris Johnson killed 20,000 people by being arrogant and incompetent.
November 20, 2025 at 4:53 PM
TL;DR: Boris Johnson killed 20,000 people by being arrogant and incompetent.
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Boris Johnson says the idea that criticism of the BBC is being organised by the right is ‘complete and utter bollocks’, which makes me think there might be something in it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Boris Johnson says the idea that criticism of the BBC is being organised by the right is ‘complete and utter bollocks’, which makes me think there might be something in it.
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Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
October 14, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Columbo in his first episode looks like a dog that's just come back from the groomer
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Yeah, you just keep telling yourself that mate. It doesn't make it OK.
November 6, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Yeah, you just keep telling yourself that mate. It doesn't make it OK.
I have been looking after a baby for one (1) day and I am exhausted. How do parents do this.
November 5, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I have been looking after a baby for one (1) day and I am exhausted. How do parents do this.
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What's it like inside your head?
November 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
What's it like inside your head?
When she’s feeling crabby, my baby niece has developed the habit of grabbing her stuffed sheep with both hands, putting it over her face and screaming into it, which means she’s already well equipped for the world she’s just entered.
October 19, 2025 at 5:28 PM
When she’s feeling crabby, my baby niece has developed the habit of grabbing her stuffed sheep with both hands, putting it over her face and screaming into it, which means she’s already well equipped for the world she’s just entered.
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this is obviously appalling - and he should lose his job - but it's also really quite shocking; I first met Calgie when he was a baby reporter in his early twenties and sure, he was always a Tory, but he was....fine and normal? right-wing radicalisation is out of control in SW1
A mainstream “journalist” calling for a British MP to be deported. Is it because I’m Muslim? Next time, just say it with your chest.
October 18, 2025 at 9:23 AM
this is obviously appalling - and he should lose his job - but it's also really quite shocking; I first met Calgie when he was a baby reporter in his early twenties and sure, he was always a Tory, but he was....fine and normal? right-wing radicalisation is out of control in SW1
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What if the rapture actually happened ages ago but almost nobody qualified & that’s why there are unsolved missing persons cases
September 22, 2025 at 7:58 AM
What if the rapture actually happened ages ago but almost nobody qualified & that’s why there are unsolved missing persons cases
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Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...
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September 18, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From
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I think about this poem by Ian Duhig — about Jo Cox, the Labour MP assassinated by a man shouting ‘Britain first’ — every day at the moment. No other contemporary poet has looked so clearly at the political reality of the far right as a minority who must always be appeased
September 13, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I think about this poem by Ian Duhig — about Jo Cox, the Labour MP assassinated by a man shouting ‘Britain first’ — every day at the moment. No other contemporary poet has looked so clearly at the political reality of the far right as a minority who must always be appeased
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Possible causes of your problems. It’s a diagram that (sadly) still seems relevant in 2025, so reposting a year and a bit on.
August 25, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Possible causes of your problems. It’s a diagram that (sadly) still seems relevant in 2025, so reposting a year and a bit on.
Marmalade would haroo so loudly that €110 would be nothing like enough. Everyone on the train would be able to hear her. People in stations we went through would be able to hear her.
hhhhhhhhaaaAARORRROOOOooooo
hhhhhhhhaaaAARORRROOOOooooo
SNCF issues a €110 fine to a couple with a cat that miaowed too much
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Obviously had they labelled (tattooed?) the cat all would have been ok!
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Obviously had they labelled (tattooed?) the cat all would have been ok!
Une voyageuse verbalisée par un contrôleur SNCF car son chat miaulait dans le train
Une voyageuse a reçu une contravention de 110 euros lors d'un trajet en train Paris-Vannes après des plaintes de voyageurs, en raison de son chat "qui n'arrête pas de miauler". Elle a contesté cette a...
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August 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Marmalade would haroo so loudly that €110 would be nothing like enough. Everyone on the train would be able to hear her. People in stations we went through would be able to hear her.
hhhhhhhhaaaAARORRROOOOooooo
hhhhhhhhaaaAARORRROOOOooooo
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Nothing says I love my country more than a shitty polyester flag, bought on an American tax dodging website, made in China
August 24, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Nothing says I love my country more than a shitty polyester flag, bought on an American tax dodging website, made in China
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i hate stevia so much
it tastes like a lemon menstruating
it tastes like a lemon menstruating
July 1, 2025 at 11:46 AM
i hate stevia so much
it tastes like a lemon menstruating
it tastes like a lemon menstruating
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I don't actually believe that every single type of food needs to be made spicy or be full of protein, I think it was nice when food could just be normal
August 20, 2025 at 1:31 PM
I don't actually believe that every single type of food needs to be made spicy or be full of protein, I think it was nice when food could just be normal
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Happy Birthday, Gary Larson.
Cat fud.
Cow tools.
Car!
Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.
Anatidaephobia.
Thagomizer.
Roger screws up.
Fair is fair, Larry.
Midvale School for the Gifted.
Let’s get this baby off the ground.
Cat fud.
Cow tools.
Car!
Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.
Anatidaephobia.
Thagomizer.
Roger screws up.
Fair is fair, Larry.
Midvale School for the Gifted.
Let’s get this baby off the ground.
August 14, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Happy Birthday, Gary Larson.
Cat fud.
Cow tools.
Car!
Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.
Anatidaephobia.
Thagomizer.
Roger screws up.
Fair is fair, Larry.
Midvale School for the Gifted.
Let’s get this baby off the ground.
Cat fud.
Cow tools.
Car!
Bummer of a birthmark, Hal.
Anatidaephobia.
Thagomizer.
Roger screws up.
Fair is fair, Larry.
Midvale School for the Gifted.
Let’s get this baby off the ground.
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In a previous life, Keir Starmer was in some '70s sitcom playing the role of a dithering, indecisive vicar faffing about on a bicycle.
August 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
In a previous life, Keir Starmer was in some '70s sitcom playing the role of a dithering, indecisive vicar faffing about on a bicycle.