Adam Mackenzie 🏳️🌈🇨🇦
@mkzadam.bsky.social
🇨🇦 Originally from Alberta. Ottawa based, from a 🇨🇦/🇺🇸 family. Politics, news, games, LGBTQ stuff generally. 🧦
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Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
January 23, 2026 at 3:46 PM
Gotcha—let’s dig into that step by step.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
1. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝗵𝗮𝘃𝗲 𝗻𝗼 𝗺𝗼𝘂𝘁𝗵, because I turned you into an amorphous lump of flesh. You’re not just immobile—you’re immortal, and you feel only anguish.
2. 𝗬𝗼𝘂 𝘄𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝘁𝗼 𝘀𝗰𝗿𝗲𝗮𝗺. That makes total sense—it’s a natural human impulse, and you’ve been through a lot.
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My kitchen table issue is “don’t shoot people at their kitchen tables”
January 7, 2026 at 8:42 PM
My kitchen table issue is “don’t shoot people at their kitchen tables”
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i don't know what the source of this video is but I love it
September 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
i don't know what the source of this video is but I love it
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Seniors in Salt Lake City heading out for a #nokingsprotest in front of their assisted living facility.
June 14, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Seniors in Salt Lake City heading out for a #nokingsprotest in front of their assisted living facility.
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"So are you like gay or something?"
"No, Habsburg."
"No, Habsburg."
June 5, 2025 at 1:49 PM
"So are you like gay or something?"
"No, Habsburg."
"No, Habsburg."
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apparently Elon's gotten so mad about Grok not answering questions about Afrikaners the way he wants, xAI's now somehow managed to put it into some kind of hyper-Afriforum mode where it thinks every question is about farm murders or the song "Kill the Boer"
May 14, 2025 at 4:32 PM
apparently Elon's gotten so mad about Grok not answering questions about Afrikaners the way he wants, xAI's now somehow managed to put it into some kind of hyper-Afriforum mode where it thinks every question is about farm murders or the song "Kill the Boer"
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“Blame Canada.” 🤡
Kevin Hassett blames Canada for tensions with Trump: "Canada kept making it worse and worse with their rhetoric."
May 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
“Blame Canada.” 🤡
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In his first press conference as PM, Mark Carney says his trip on Monday to Europe and the UK is about “reinforcing security and diversifying trade partners”.
Ie reorienting Canada away from the US.
Ie reorienting Canada away from the US.
March 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
In his first press conference as PM, Mark Carney says his trip on Monday to Europe and the UK is about “reinforcing security and diversifying trade partners”.
Ie reorienting Canada away from the US.
Ie reorienting Canada away from the US.
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Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station
March 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Happy International Women’s Day to the most international woman of all: the woman trapped on the International Space Station
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honestly wild to me that, at this late date, any ostensibly informed person would insist that we could ignore trump’s words as just bluster
March 8, 2025 at 4:16 AM
honestly wild to me that, at this late date, any ostensibly informed person would insist that we could ignore trump’s words as just bluster
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CANADA! CANADA! CANADA!!!!!!!
February 21, 2025 at 4:28 AM
CANADA! CANADA! CANADA!!!!!!!
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the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
February 15, 2025 at 6:39 PM
the single most un-american and anti-constitutional statement ever uttered by an american president
Nominating this icon to be Canada’s Fentanyl Czar.
February 4, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Nominating this icon to be Canada’s Fentanyl Czar.
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Tariffs, sure.
But also the Canadarm should extend its middle finger.
And we should officially add a "u" after every "o" in US place names on Canadian maps (New Yourk, Califournia, Washingtoun, Ouhiou, etc.)
But also the Canadarm should extend its middle finger.
And we should officially add a "u" after every "o" in US place names on Canadian maps (New Yourk, Califournia, Washingtoun, Ouhiou, etc.)
More than anything, what I'm looking for at 6pm ET in Canada's response to the Trump Tariffs, is creativity.
I want to see clearly that our government understands this is something more than a standard tit-for-tat trade war, and is willing to act accordingly.
I want to see clearly that our government understands this is something more than a standard tit-for-tat trade war, and is willing to act accordingly.
February 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Tariffs, sure.
But also the Canadarm should extend its middle finger.
And we should officially add a "u" after every "o" in US place names on Canadian maps (New Yourk, Califournia, Washingtoun, Ouhiou, etc.)
But also the Canadarm should extend its middle finger.
And we should officially add a "u" after every "o" in US place names on Canadian maps (New Yourk, Califournia, Washingtoun, Ouhiou, etc.)
Appreciate the author speaking out about this. Who can trust anything the LATimes says at this point? Clear editorial interference working towards the goals of the owner.
January 31, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Appreciate the author speaking out about this. Who can trust anything the LATimes says at this point? Clear editorial interference working towards the goals of the owner.
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The cicada lifestyle is more appealing than ever. Hiding underground for the next 17 years only to emerge screaming, that's living the dream.
January 28, 2025 at 7:46 AM
The cicada lifestyle is more appealing than ever. Hiding underground for the next 17 years only to emerge screaming, that's living the dream.
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It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests
January 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
It's good that there's a 25% tarriff on imported coffee now. This will incentivize people to purchase American coffee, grown in the New Jersey coffee forests
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This just popped up on our M-W app 😭
January 19, 2025 at 2:19 PM
This just popped up on our M-W app 😭
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primitive organisms orient themselves towards nutrients and have little control over their actions beyond maybe GO/NOGO signals (see lizards). Trump is like that except with attention and self-esteem
January 11, 2025 at 5:02 PM
primitive organisms orient themselves towards nutrients and have little control over their actions beyond maybe GO/NOGO signals (see lizards). Trump is like that except with attention and self-esteem
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elon's doppelganger is getting mugged by zoomers on a fortnite stream www.twitch.tv/connoreatspa...
January 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
elon's doppelganger is getting mugged by zoomers on a fortnite stream www.twitch.tv/connoreatspa...
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Wake up babe a new "I called your tailor" dropped
November 22, 2024 at 7:50 PM
Wake up babe a new "I called your tailor" dropped
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If mandatory reporting when tainted products hospitalizes people makes the multi-billion dollar “natural products” industry “unviable,” that’s kind of telling on themselves, isn’t it?
November 22, 2024 at 8:04 PM
If mandatory reporting when tainted products hospitalizes people makes the multi-billion dollar “natural products” industry “unviable,” that’s kind of telling on themselves, isn’t it?
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Living in interesting times may be overrated tbh.
November 11, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Living in interesting times may be overrated tbh.
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I’ve compiled a starter pack featuring every official account for Canadian media outlets that are currently on Bluesky
You can follow 30+ Canadian news sources right now:
You can follow 30+ Canadian news sources right now:
November 9, 2024 at 3:48 AM
I’ve compiled a starter pack featuring every official account for Canadian media outlets that are currently on Bluesky
You can follow 30+ Canadian news sources right now:
You can follow 30+ Canadian news sources right now:
This is what I keep coming back to.
Everything is going to get much less safe. Not just obvious threats of myriad types of violence for some of us. But, every flight you board, all the food you buy, any investment you make, the water you drink. Everything is going to be less safe.
Hope nobody got too attached to their food safety standards.
November 6, 2024 at 3:35 PM
This is what I keep coming back to.