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Gonna live like a decadent bitch and eat some eggs.
March 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Gonna live like a decadent bitch and eat some eggs.
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Instead of March Madness this year I’ll be doing Starch Sadness which is where I just eat potatoes until I feel better
March 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Instead of March Madness this year I’ll be doing Starch Sadness which is where I just eat potatoes until I feel better
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Dear coffee:
I don't care how late in the day it is; I'mma drink you like it's 5 a.m.
I love you, girl.
I don't care how late in the day it is; I'mma drink you like it's 5 a.m.
I love you, girl.
March 8, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Dear coffee:
I don't care how late in the day it is; I'mma drink you like it's 5 a.m.
I love you, girl.
I don't care how late in the day it is; I'mma drink you like it's 5 a.m.
I love you, girl.
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I drank the whole pot of coffee this morning because I didn’t want it go to waste. I’m the real victim here
March 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I drank the whole pot of coffee this morning because I didn’t want it go to waste. I’m the real victim here
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eggs?? oh you mean large caviar
March 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
eggs?? oh you mean large caviar
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no, i won’t be giving up anything for lent. i already give up coffee for 10 hours a night what more do you want.
March 5, 2025 at 12:01 AM
no, i won’t be giving up anything for lent. i already give up coffee for 10 hours a night what more do you want.
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Dear manager, this week I acheived these goals.
1: I wrote a bullet point.
2: I wrote a second, equally clever bullet point.
3: Building on prior successful bullet points, I developed and implemented a third bullet point.
4: I drafted, edited and published a 4th bullet.
5: Egged a cybertruck
1: I wrote a bullet point.
2: I wrote a second, equally clever bullet point.
3: Building on prior successful bullet points, I developed and implemented a third bullet point.
4: I drafted, edited and published a 4th bullet.
5: Egged a cybertruck
February 24, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Dear manager, this week I acheived these goals.
1: I wrote a bullet point.
2: I wrote a second, equally clever bullet point.
3: Building on prior successful bullet points, I developed and implemented a third bullet point.
4: I drafted, edited and published a 4th bullet.
5: Egged a cybertruck
1: I wrote a bullet point.
2: I wrote a second, equally clever bullet point.
3: Building on prior successful bullet points, I developed and implemented a third bullet point.
4: I drafted, edited and published a 4th bullet.
5: Egged a cybertruck
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After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.
February 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
After that plane literally flipped upside down after smashing into the runway and 100% of people survived, I hope every person who ever said “what’s even the point of seatbelts on a plane” feels like a real doof.
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having to decide what's for dinner every single day is bullshit
February 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
having to decide what's for dinner every single day is bullshit
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drink coffee, avoid people, read books and repeat.
January 29, 2025 at 11:55 PM
drink coffee, avoid people, read books and repeat.
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I can’t explain this with science but the cup you drink your coffee out of, matters.
January 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
I can’t explain this with science but the cup you drink your coffee out of, matters.
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give me coffee for the things i can change and a sledgehammer for the things i can’t.
January 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
give me coffee for the things i can change and a sledgehammer for the things i can’t.
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Chat gpt is down? Oh no… you’ll have to… write your own things… consume actual work to find inspiration… the horrors…
January 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Chat gpt is down? Oh no… you’ll have to… write your own things… consume actual work to find inspiration… the horrors…
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Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged
January 22, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Please don’t even talk to me in the morning until I’ve had my coffee, 27 hours of alone time, several months by the seaside to ease my agonies, and many decades to wander the earth until the fabled blade of my ancestors can finally be reforged
Too many of my favorite characters seem to die anyway 😅
January 21, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Too many of my favorite characters seem to die anyway 😅
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Reposting this for no reason at all 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 🫶 💙💗🤍💗💙
January 20, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Reposting this for no reason at all 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 🫶 💙💗🤍💗💙
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Fuck. This is so fucking stupid.
January 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Fuck. This is so fucking stupid.
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Crazy to think that just 4 years ago Amanda Gorman read The Hill We Climb
January 20, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Crazy to think that just 4 years ago Amanda Gorman read The Hill We Climb
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Friendly reminder this morning that reading is political. Highly recommend picking up a book from your local library (or local bookstore!) if you’re trying to spend less time online right now. I highly recommend Libby for borrowing books and audiobooks! 💙📚 #booksky
January 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Friendly reminder this morning that reading is political. Highly recommend picking up a book from your local library (or local bookstore!) if you’re trying to spend less time online right now. I highly recommend Libby for borrowing books and audiobooks! 💙📚 #booksky
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Thinking I have a coffee left and then discovering that there is no more coffee is my villain origin story.
January 19, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Thinking I have a coffee left and then discovering that there is no more coffee is my villain origin story.
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I used to love reading dystopian fiction in high school.
Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.
Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.
January 19, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I used to love reading dystopian fiction in high school.
Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.
Reaaaaally not enjoying living through dystopian reality as an adult.
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