Johnson
@moarhops.bsky.social
Unretired keg farmer, Piper's Pub forever
You tellin me the guy that grifted Braddock & Levi's for $1 million to renovate his properties is grifting the country for an Israel retirement? No way.
In a previously unreported letter obtained by TPM, Fetterman asked Israel’s President Isaac Herzog to pardon Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu.
Fetterman Writes Letter Asking Israel’s President to Pardon Netanyahu
Sen. John Fetterman (D-PA) prepared a letter in recent days asking Israel’s...
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December 12, 2025 at 4:00 PM
You tellin me the guy that grifted Braddock & Levi's for $1 million to renovate his properties is grifting the country for an Israel retirement? No way.
@zacktanner.com @sandmeng.bsky.social "I'll just play a quick round of balatro before bed..."
December 11, 2025 at 6:49 AM
@zacktanner.com @sandmeng.bsky.social "I'll just play a quick round of balatro before bed..."
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Happy 5th anniversary to the best pandemic beer tweet.
December 11, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Happy 5th anniversary to the best pandemic beer tweet.
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ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.
December 9, 2025 at 4:20 PM
ChatGPT cuts the crusts off my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. I'm a big business boy.
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i will probably keep saying some variation of this because its inevitably going to happen but dems campaigning on “reform ice” need to be met with the same reaction as a someone asking if they can kick your child in the head
December 8, 2025 at 10:21 PM
i will probably keep saying some variation of this because its inevitably going to happen but dems campaigning on “reform ice” need to be met with the same reaction as a someone asking if they can kick your child in the head
"Pooh Bear is adorable, but he doesn't have a huge schlong" #CookQuotes
December 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
"Pooh Bear is adorable, but he doesn't have a huge schlong" #CookQuotes
"Distracted driving is becoming a major problem, how do we fix it?"
"Make drivers look at an infotainment screen every 90 seconds to swipe away an ad?"
"Make drivers look at an infotainment screen every 90 seconds to swipe away an ad?"
‘We Strongly Shun The Idea:’ I Asked Every Carmaker If They Plan To Put Pop-Up Ads In Their Cars, Here Are Their Answers www.theautopian.com/i-asked-ever...
'We Strongly Shun The Idea:' I Asked Every Carmaker If They Plan To Put Pop-Up Ads In Their Cars, Here Are Their Answers - The Autopian
Pop-up ads are gaining traction in the automotive industry. So I asked every automaker if they plan to implement them. Here's what happened.
www.theautopian.com
December 5, 2025 at 10:15 PM
"Distracted driving is becoming a major problem, how do we fix it?"
"Make drivers look at an infotainment screen every 90 seconds to swipe away an ad?"
"Make drivers look at an infotainment screen every 90 seconds to swipe away an ad?"
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Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
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I used to be addicted to getting curry-themed songs by Phil Collins stuck in people’s heads.
But tikka look at me now.
But tikka look at me now.
December 1, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I used to be addicted to getting curry-themed songs by Phil Collins stuck in people’s heads.
But tikka look at me now.
But tikka look at me now.
Clean your draft lines you yeast turd harboring scuzbuckets
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Clean your draft lines you yeast turd harboring scuzbuckets
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A fun thing about this modern world is if you text the right words to family members you can get Instagram ads about for-profit hospice care for the rest of your life
November 29, 2025 at 2:23 AM
A fun thing about this modern world is if you text the right words to family members you can get Instagram ads about for-profit hospice care for the rest of your life
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nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
nose down ass up
that's the way we cyberstuck
that's the way we cyberstuck
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I too once violated house arrest because of a hiccup meds related psychosis
November 24, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I too once violated house arrest because of a hiccup meds related psychosis
"you ever done a car bomb out of a gravy boat?"
November 23, 2025 at 5:17 PM
"you ever done a car bomb out of a gravy boat?"
"They don't make lesbians like they used to" #CookQuotes
November 23, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"They don't make lesbians like they used to" #CookQuotes
Aw look thev even got Kung Fu Joe coming back from the Dirty Bird with ingredients
Finished version of the South Side fake Burger King for the Pittsburgh city county building display
November 23, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Aw look thev even got Kung Fu Joe coming back from the Dirty Bird with ingredients
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Grok is saying Elon got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and he did it. he did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread man, he pulled his butt apart and stuff. he was totally nude. I mean you probably didn't hear about it because he went under the name Mi www.404media.co/elon-musk-co...
Elon Musk Could 'Drink Piss Better Than Any Human in History,' Grok Says
Grok has been reprogrammed to say Musk is better than everyone at everything, including blowjobs, piss drinking, playing quarterback, conquering Europe, etc.
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November 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Grok is saying Elon got an offer to do Playgirl Magazine, and he did it. he did a full spread for Playgirl Magazine. I mean spread man, he pulled his butt apart and stuff. he was totally nude. I mean you probably didn't hear about it because he went under the name Mi www.404media.co/elon-musk-co...
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(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
November 16, 2025 at 9:35 PM
(spending 9 billion dollars to make a robot say "i have always loved you") hard times create strong men
Me after working the 4th Saturday in a row full of obnoxious out of town sports bros:
lol last night was a rerun
“NBC's Seth Meyers is suffering from an incurable case of Trump Derangement Syndrome (TDS). He was viewed last night in an uncontrollable rage…”
November 16, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Me after working the 4th Saturday in a row full of obnoxious out of town sports bros:
@adef187.bsky.social one for your scrapbook
November 16, 2025 at 12:58 AM
@adef187.bsky.social one for your scrapbook
November 15, first *Paddy of the season, gonna be a great Irish Christmas this year
November 15, 2025 at 6:12 AM
November 15, first *Paddy of the season, gonna be a great Irish Christmas this year