Johnson
@moarhops.bsky.social
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Unretired keg farmer, Piper's Pub forever
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unsolicited hick pic
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That parchment background and maroon text, soon as I see it my jaw clenches
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This is the shit I'm talking about, mismatched font size, inconsistent centering, I don't even know what they're trying to say about beer. It's an epidemic in PGH, so many places using the same ugly shit.
moarhops.bsky.social
This is the shit I'm talking about, mismatched font size, inconsistent centering, I don't even know what they're trying to say about beer. It's an epidemic in PGH, so many places using the same ugly shit.
moarhops.bsky.social
Your ai social media graphics look bad and you should feel bad
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David Simon, creator of ‘The Wire’, being interviewed by Ari Shapiro (NPR)
SHAPIRO: OK, so you've spent your career creating television without Al, and I could imagine today you thinking, boy, I wish I had had that tool to solve those thorny problems...
SIMON: What?
SHAPIRO: ...Or saying...
SIMON: You imagine that?
SHAPIRO: ...Boy, if that had existed, it would have screwed me over.
SIMON: I don't think Al can remotely challenge what writers do at a fundamentally creative level.
SHAPIRO: But if you're trying to transition from scene five to scene six, and you're stuck with that transition, you could imagine plugging that portion of the script into an Al and say, give me 10 ideas for how to transition this.
SIMON: I'd rather put a gun in my mouth.
moarhops.bsky.social
Let's fuckin go. I drove through the testing grounds this year & we're trying to setup a spring contest in South Side
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“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂
moarhops.bsky.social
Never trust a minivan I guess
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ICE is not only chasing down every random brown person in Chicago, they have a cameraman following them to film this for social media. Cruelty and inhumanity as content.
moarhops.bsky.social
Your average ice chud would spontaneously combust 15 minutes into a 10 hour Nyan Cat
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10 hour Star Wars Cantina Song, Nyan Cat, we could go on and on
moarhops.bsky.social
As someone who has played the 10 hour Yakety Sax to send a message to annoying people that it's time to go the fuck home, I stand with the people of Portland.
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Kristi Noem confronts enemy combatants in the Portland war zone today.
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brian-goldstone.bsky.social
There are now two Americas when it comes to housing:

In one, people work multiple jobs and still can't afford a home.

In the other, housing isn't a place to live but a portfolio to grow.
moreperfectunion.bsky.social
Real estate investors bought one-third of all single-family residential homes sold in the second quarter of 2025.
moarhops.bsky.social
"your dog is so cute, does he do the little sleep tippy tappys?"

Nah man, my dude sits straight up at 3:74 every morning looking like he saw an event horizon
moarhops.bsky.social
"2500mg?!? Bro got so high he took a screenshot of himself!" #CookQuotes
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Pittsburgh reigns supreme on spooky season alleys, good thing I'm double wielding murderdogs
moarhops.bsky.social
It's especially chewy today
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Pittsburgh air smells like an egg ripped a beer fart this lovely morning
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dly.bsky.social
LaGuardia sounds like a virus your dog gets from eating a gyro off the street
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bombsfall.bsky.social
REUTERS: Actress Tilly Norwood has reportedly joined ISIL
moarhops.bsky.social
We were going there for lunch around that time, when our kitchen was under construction, think they went non smoking in like 15-16
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Alexions is non smoking!