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Chip Malfunction
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Chip Malfunction @mockchicken.bsky.social · Dec 18
Today on BlueSky, everyone is really mad at someone I've never heard of
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A big white Great Pyrenees dog wearing a Santa hat, dozing on a beanbag chair
December 15, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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When I think of a really clever password, I want to tell everybody
December 14, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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When I die I would like my body to be transported to the floor of the ocean in a sketchy submarine crewed by billionaires
December 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
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Christmas Baking
A string of Christmas lights. One is bigger The bigger Christmas light is a bottle of Ketamine
December 10, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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Small
A 110lb Great Pyrenees dog curled up on a very big beanbag chair
December 9, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Ajax is a sheep for Halloween
A Great Pyrenees dog with a sheep ears headband
November 1, 2025 at 1:55 AM
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ayankdownunder.bsky.social
🎶Shot through the heart, an

-realistic song lyrics
October 1, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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Note to self: before photographing the baby dragon on my arm, moisturize
A close-up of tiny pale insect on a person's arm, showing dry skin
September 21, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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Age Verification? I met a man born in 1875. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Herman_...
Herman Smith-Johannsen - Wikipedia
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August 4, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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I've figured out a foolproof way to not get notifications
July 8, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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adamurb.bsky.social
Once bitten, twice omg stop biting me
June 20, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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rlpontificates.bsky.social
you make me wanna be a bitter person
June 17, 2025 at 8:41 PM
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A T-shirt reading "World's 2nd Most Okay Dad"
June 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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This is now a Filipino BBQ banger jingle posting account
youtu.be/bm1amvbg0co?...
Chick Oink Jingle
YouTube video by Antolihaw Recording Studio
youtu.be
June 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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jimstewart.bsky.social
This is our new puppy. He's a Weiner Retriever.

Just like your mom.
Photo of a cross-bred puppy that is part Labrador Retriever and part Dachshund.
May 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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ayankdownunder.bsky.social
I'm confused by the term shitposting, so let's just say some people should watch their mail for a surprise.
May 28, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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I'm going to have my phone off and locked when I reenter the country, but if they ask to see a picture of my dog I'd probably fall for it
May 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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50501 protest signs. One reads "impeach Trump now" the other reads "Trump! He's got electrolytes"
April 19, 2025 at 11:03 PM
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What if Elon is the first autistic person RFK has ever actually met and that’s why he assumes we don’t pay taxes or go on dates
April 18, 2025 at 8:39 PM
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I
like
big
butts
and I cannot drive
you should never ask me for a ride
when a car pulls up and it doesn't quite stop and it hits the front of the shop
oh
fuck
April 19, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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This little guy just had a growth removed from his anus. I thought everyone would like to know that if I'm worried about how it's healing, I'm supposed to send a picture of the area to the vet
A white Great Pyrenees dog with a neck donut and an IV bandage
April 8, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social
I want to turn my house into an Airbnb. Where do I buy dull knives, a toaster with vague settings, and the world's most confusing can opener?
March 23, 2025 at 1:27 AM