What kind of ad experience would I like? Well, as long as you shout it up my ass at a volume 90 times as loud as the show I was watching, I’ll be elated

Guy inventing pillow: I need something soft to fill it with

His friend who just got attacked by a goose: I have an idea

The Proclaimers sing of walking 500 miles and then 500 more to be the man that winds up at your door. It’s important to note that they are Scottish. Scotland at its widest point is 275 miles. We can therefore conclude they are either 1) liars or 2) idiots that walk into the ocean

RFK is going to ban all the food dyes, then m&m's will all be brown, and Trump will ban them for DEI

it’s a bummer for sure but how many roles was he realistically going to get looking like that

Mark Twain — 'Find a job you enjoy doing, and you will never have to work a day in your life.'

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Love the lil flex when they realise they just became the most famous bird in the world.

Cardinal Robert Francis Prevost, a native of Chicago who is now the first American-born pope, has spent most of his career outside of the U.S, ministering to the dispossessed and marginalized.

The “Latin Yankee,” as he is known in Rome, worked 20 years in Peru.

The elevation of Pope Leo XIV is a profound and historic occasion. Like so many around the world, I am praying for him and wishing him and the Church well as his papacy begins.