Sorry Mollie
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When I call a man a “son of a bitch,” the bitch I’m referring to is his father.
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i have my finger on the pulse of the culture, and it's dead
December 3, 2025 at 12:42 AM
i have my finger on the pulse of the culture, and it's dead
Remember when Huffington Post used to publish real news articles instead of just advertisements for ultra violet grundle warmers?
December 2, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Remember when Huffington Post used to publish real news articles instead of just advertisements for ultra violet grundle warmers?
Type your zodiac into gif and see what comes up. Mother fucker…
December 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Type your zodiac into gif and see what comes up. Mother fucker…
That’s all well and good for Lloyd, but what about those of who want to die right now?
Lloyd Kahn trail runs, skate boards, has fitness equipment throughout his house, and keeps up a half acre property in rural Marin County.
He is also 90 years old.
You can be inspired by this remarkable elder here (gift)
He is also 90 years old.
You can be inspired by this remarkable elder here (gift)
He’s 90. He’s still skateboarding. Advice on aging from Lloyd Kahn
Our reporter saw a 90-year-old competing in the grueling Dipsea trail race earlier this year, and had questions. This Bay Area super-ager has answers … and took us skateboarding.
www.sfchronicle.com
November 29, 2025 at 10:07 PM
That’s all well and good for Lloyd, but what about those of who want to die right now?
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Headline: "AI can replace 11.7% of workforce"
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
MIT study finds AI can already replace 11.7% of U.S. workforce
Artificial intelligence can already replace 11.7% of the U.S. labor market, across finance, health care and professional services, according to MIT's study.
www.cnbc.com
November 29, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Headline: "AI can replace 11.7% of workforce"
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
Actual study: Anthropic paid MIT to use a "labor simulation tool" that said 11.7% of TASKS could be done by AI
I hope Santa brings us the death of capitalism and a magic mushroom that consumes PFAS.
November 25, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I hope Santa brings us the death of capitalism and a magic mushroom that consumes PFAS.
Sometimes shit got you doing that closed mouth cackle like Ursula the sea witch.
November 22, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Sometimes shit got you doing that closed mouth cackle like Ursula the sea witch.
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Sometimes I think about Dom DeLuise and everything's okay again for a little while
November 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Sometimes I think about Dom DeLuise and everything's okay again for a little while
My 5 yr old took a picture of me and I said, “good god is that what I look like?” And she said, “maybe you’re dying.” Savage, Rosie. 💖
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
My 5 yr old took a picture of me and I said, “good god is that what I look like?” And she said, “maybe you’re dying.” Savage, Rosie. 💖
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We could lose 1/3 of our farms by next year and farmer suicides are through the roof.
November 17, 2025 at 1:29 PM
We could lose 1/3 of our farms by next year and farmer suicides are through the roof.
You can always count on Jeff VanVonderen for life advice ✨
November 16, 2025 at 5:27 AM
You can always count on Jeff VanVonderen for life advice ✨
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“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
“Parents who, after consulting with a doctor and a psychologist, allow their 15-year-old child to transition commit child abuse. The child is too young to consent!”
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
--Megyn R. Kelly
“Grown men who have sex with your 15-year-old? Big whoop! It’s not like she’s 8. LOL!”
--Also Megyn R. Kelly
The news cycle gets so old so quickly now even Leo DiCaprio wouldn’t fuck it.
November 15, 2025 at 2:55 AM
The news cycle gets so old so quickly now even Leo DiCaprio wouldn’t fuck it.
Maybe Bubba isn’t Bill Clinton. It could be someone else’s nickname. Or a dog. Maybe Trump blew a dog. (I’m just gonna start making up shit because it can’t compare to what’s actually happening.)
November 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Maybe Bubba isn’t Bill Clinton. It could be someone else’s nickname. Or a dog. Maybe Trump blew a dog. (I’m just gonna start making up shit because it can’t compare to what’s actually happening.)
After the latest Epstein release, I think we all lost a lot of respect for blowing Bill Clinton.
November 15, 2025 at 12:23 AM
After the latest Epstein release, I think we all lost a lot of respect for blowing Bill Clinton.
Kudos to Lauren Boebert for saying, “hey now, I may give handjobs at Beetlejuice, but I have to draw the line somewhere!”
November 13, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Kudos to Lauren Boebert for saying, “hey now, I may give handjobs at Beetlejuice, but I have to draw the line somewhere!”
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The itsy bitsy spider’s name is Sisyphus. Not many people know this.
November 13, 2025 at 11:36 AM
The itsy bitsy spider’s name is Sisyphus. Not many people know this.
Amazing! I focused really hard on manifesting my dreams and the universe said, “what are you, five?”
November 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Amazing! I focused really hard on manifesting my dreams and the universe said, “what are you, five?”
Object permanence is dumb. We are all impermanent objects. This is why babies understand quantum physics better than we do.
November 11, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Object permanence is dumb. We are all impermanent objects. This is why babies understand quantum physics better than we do.
Sometimes I do want to join in the discussion and then I remember, “oh god, no. I hate that.”
November 11, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Sometimes I do want to join in the discussion and then I remember, “oh god, no. I hate that.”
Can I just maim my darlings instead?
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Can I just maim my darlings instead?
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trump is purposely trying to starve Americans in need of food assistance.
www.npr.org/2025/11/09/n...
www.npr.org/2025/11/09/n...
Trump admin tells states to 'immediately undo' steps to fund November SNAP benefits
The Trump administration late Saturday directed states that they must "immediately undo" any actions they have made to provide benefits to low-income families via SNAP.
www.npr.org
November 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
trump is purposely trying to starve Americans in need of food assistance.
www.npr.org/2025/11/09/n...
www.npr.org/2025/11/09/n...
Idea for a reboot:
“Whatever Happened to Courtland Mead?”
“Whatever Happened to Courtland Mead?”
November 9, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Idea for a reboot:
“Whatever Happened to Courtland Mead?”
“Whatever Happened to Courtland Mead?”
*watching Stephen King’s 1997 version of The Shining
“God damn it, Stephen…”
“God damn it, Stephen…”
November 9, 2025 at 1:58 AM
*watching Stephen King’s 1997 version of The Shining
“God damn it, Stephen…”
“God damn it, Stephen…”