@mollywyman.bsky.social
One of my kids just told me I would be “a terrible pageant mom.”
February 1, 2026 at 1:15 AM
One of my kids just told me I would be “a terrible pageant mom.”
Thought about doing the “5 classes I took in college” meme, but time has reduced most of them to “that Russian lit class” or “that seminar with the prof I hated.”
January 31, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Thought about doing the “5 classes I took in college” meme, but time has reduced most of them to “that Russian lit class” or “that seminar with the prof I hated.”
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New planet just dropped and it
1) is almost exactly Earth-sized
2) has a year that's almost exactly 1 Earth year.
3) orbits a star that is not a 💢temperamental little shit M-dwarf 💢but is instead a 🧡 good orange boi 🧡
Me for @science.org based on results presented at #RockyWorlds4: 🔭🧪
1) is almost exactly Earth-sized
2) has a year that's almost exactly 1 Earth year.
3) orbits a star that is not a 💢temperamental little shit M-dwarf 💢but is instead a 🧡 good orange boi 🧡
Me for @science.org based on results presented at #RockyWorlds4: 🔭🧪
Earth-size planet spotted with yearlong orbit
Long-overlooked Kepler signal discovered by citizen scientists reveals promising world worth a closer look
www.science.org
January 28, 2026 at 9:42 PM
New planet just dropped and it
1) is almost exactly Earth-sized
2) has a year that's almost exactly 1 Earth year.
3) orbits a star that is not a 💢temperamental little shit M-dwarf 💢but is instead a 🧡 good orange boi 🧡
Me for @science.org based on results presented at #RockyWorlds4: 🔭🧪
1) is almost exactly Earth-sized
2) has a year that's almost exactly 1 Earth year.
3) orbits a star that is not a 💢temperamental little shit M-dwarf 💢but is instead a 🧡 good orange boi 🧡
Me for @science.org based on results presented at #RockyWorlds4: 🔭🧪
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NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm
via hearts530
via hearts530
January 25, 2026 at 6:38 PM
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm
via hearts530
via hearts530
This whole thread is a great read
A few days ago, I stood in the graveyard of an 1100 year old church, getting damper and damper in the drizzling rain.
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
A woman walked into the graveyard, waved, said hello, and, as we had previously arranged, handed me a paper bag full of human bones.
The life of a churchwarden is a strange one...
January 23, 2026 at 12:58 PM
This whole thread is a great read
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Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins With Big Naturals
Star Trek III: The Search for Spock With Big Naturals
Close Encounters Of The Third Kind With Big Naturals
January 22, 2026 at 2:31 AM
Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins With Big Naturals
Morning rush hour is not the time to give your bag its own seat on the train
January 21, 2026 at 12:59 PM
Morning rush hour is not the time to give your bag its own seat on the train
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The bus story is to 2026 what accidentally bought a truck of rice story is to 2020
January 21, 2026 at 12:13 AM
The bus story is to 2026 what accidentally bought a truck of rice story is to 2020
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I Would Start A War In Your Arms
A Heated Rivalry Notebook
open.substack.com
January 17, 2026 at 6:57 AM
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I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
January 9, 2026 at 4:20 AM
I felt like making some art last night/today and could have made something beautiful and/or meaningful but I made this instead.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
It's a Barbie Yaga Malibu Dream Hut.
No regrets. Can't defeat fascism without joy.
Attention: @930club.bsky.social added a THIRD Heated Rivalry night!!! Tickets went on sale at 10am Eastern at hive.co/l/heatedrivalry930 Act now, the 2nd night sold out in 2 hrs!
Redirecting...
hive.co
January 7, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Attention: @930club.bsky.social added a THIRD Heated Rivalry night!!! Tickets went on sale at 10am Eastern at hive.co/l/heatedrivalry930 Act now, the 2nd night sold out in 2 hrs!
I am so bummed that I didn’t find out about the Heated Rivalry dance night at 930 until the 2nd show was already sold out (in TWO HOURS). I would have loved to see my con.txt people there.
January 6, 2026 at 7:17 PM
I am so bummed that I didn’t find out about the Heated Rivalry dance night at 930 until the 2nd show was already sold out (in TWO HOURS). I would have loved to see my con.txt people there.
walking the dog this morning. It’s cold but sunny, my neighborhood is lovely, I’m listening to music I like. Open my phone to see what’s going on. Find myself wiping tears off my face. JFC, could things please stop getting worse? Please?
January 3, 2026 at 3:52 PM
walking the dog this morning. It’s cold but sunny, my neighborhood is lovely, I’m listening to music I like. Open my phone to see what’s going on. Find myself wiping tears off my face. JFC, could things please stop getting worse? Please?
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The Heated Rivalry storyboards basically appeared in Letterkenny season 2
January 2, 2026 at 4:33 AM
The Heated Rivalry storyboards basically appeared in Letterkenny season 2
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What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.
October 22, 2025 at 10:08 AM
What a weird name for a dog. But sorry for their loss.
I’m just over here watching the last 4 minutes of Heated Rivalry Ep5 over and over again, like you do
December 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
I’m just over here watching the last 4 minutes of Heated Rivalry Ep5 over and over again, like you do
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I have not been read this year's Yuletide fics because I've spent the last week or so feeling extremely antisocial but this one is fucking incredible archiveofourown.org/works/73396436
Why one small American town won’t stop stoning its residents to death - Anonymous - The Lottery - Shirley Jackson [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 28, 2025 at 8:27 AM
I have not been read this year's Yuletide fics because I've spent the last week or so feeling extremely antisocial but this one is fucking incredible archiveofourown.org/works/73396436
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if you don't play or follow golf (or just don't get why so many people love it) this probably isn't on your radar but it should be understood as both a naked land grab and an attack on a part of DC's black history
December 23, 2025 at 4:48 PM
if you don't play or follow golf (or just don't get why so many people love it) this probably isn't on your radar but it should be understood as both a naked land grab and an attack on a part of DC's black history
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Something I think about a lot is “you are not too old and it is not too late”
I don’t know who needs to hear this but here goes:
In high school my art teacher told me I didn’t know how to draw because cartooning wasn’t real art.
I have wanted to be in The New Yorker Magazine since I was 19. I’m 53 and this happened yesterday:
In high school my art teacher told me I didn’t know how to draw because cartooning wasn’t real art.
I have wanted to be in The New Yorker Magazine since I was 19. I’m 53 and this happened yesterday:
December 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Something I think about a lot is “you are not too old and it is not too late”
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Put it in the Louvre 😭😭😭
December 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Put it in the Louvre 😭😭😭
As usual, Solomon is wise
You can’t trust anything in your dreams but pee
If you gotta pee in your dreams… you really gotta pee
If you gotta pee in your dreams… you really gotta pee
December 18, 2025 at 11:41 AM
As usual, Solomon is wise
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Love yourself like the NYT gamesmakers love the word epee
December 14, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Love yourself like the NYT gamesmakers love the word epee