leah thee scallion
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i'm sexy, i'm broke, and i have questions
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“Movie theaters suck anyway and I’d rather just wait to watch it alone at home” is such an antisocial pisstake and can only lead to the further content-ification of cinema
Netflix reportedly only wants to keep movies in theaters for 17 days after they buy Warner Bros
“This would steamroll the theatrical business” — Deadline
“This would steamroll the theatrical business” — Deadline
January 2, 2026 at 3:20 PM
“Movie theaters suck anyway and I’d rather just wait to watch it alone at home” is such an antisocial pisstake and can only lead to the further content-ification of cinema
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Bug acquired a friend while poking at some pine bark 🥹
(Baby Ogre)
(Baby Ogre)
January 2, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Bug acquired a friend while poking at some pine bark 🥹
(Baby Ogre)
(Baby Ogre)
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My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
January 4, 2026 at 2:02 AM
My whole life, advocating war has been fed to me as “the adult position,” akin to drinking your coffee black or reading the business section of the newspaper. Let’s be very clear — war is the childish nonsense of impulsive destructive idiots playing baby-brained video games with real human lives.
my brain: (when she said it was just a break do you think she meant it?)
my common fucking sense fighting for its life: its been three years since we've talked <3
my common fucking sense fighting for its life: its been three years since we've talked <3
January 5, 2026 at 4:25 PM
my brain: (when she said it was just a break do you think she meant it?)
my common fucking sense fighting for its life: its been three years since we've talked <3
my common fucking sense fighting for its life: its been three years since we've talked <3
once again filled with gratitude for the relationships i have that talk out conflict and upset-ness oughhhh i love u communication i love u BAD
January 5, 2026 at 4:23 PM
once again filled with gratitude for the relationships i have that talk out conflict and upset-ness oughhhh i love u communication i love u BAD
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You’re gonna see posts that make you think “I agree on principle but you seem unwell.” That’s the bluesky promise.
November 23, 2025 at 9:51 AM
You’re gonna see posts that make you think “I agree on principle but you seem unwell.” That’s the bluesky promise.
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
i don’t think i’ve had a solid other than sliced onions in like 48 hours
November 2, 2025 at 8:29 PM
i don’t think i’ve had a solid other than sliced onions in like 48 hours
saw someone with my name turn it into a boy name the same way i do…. ive gaybossed too close to the sun
October 30, 2025 at 12:21 PM
saw someone with my name turn it into a boy name the same way i do…. ive gaybossed too close to the sun
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idk why this concept is difficult to grasp for a lot of people and doesn't take priority over wether or not liking wizards makes you a good person. Dont give her money! The money funds evil! its truly that simple
A portion of every dollar spent on Harry Potter merchandise goes to anti-transgender campaigns.
October 27, 2025 at 4:20 PM
idk why this concept is difficult to grasp for a lot of people and doesn't take priority over wether or not liking wizards makes you a good person. Dont give her money! The money funds evil! its truly that simple
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Pretty Things
October 20, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Pretty Things
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I think its genuinely a virtue to accept that you could be wrong about anything and kill the part of yourself that needs to always be seen as correct and smarter than others on any given topic
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 19, 2025 at 5:19 PM
I think its genuinely a virtue to accept that you could be wrong about anything and kill the part of yourself that needs to always be seen as correct and smarter than others on any given topic
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BREAKING: A court ordered the Department of Defense to stop censoring educational materials discussing race and gender in schools on military bases.
Books removed from the schools must be returned to the shelves immediately.
Books removed from the schools must be returned to the shelves immediately.
October 20, 2025 at 7:35 PM
BREAKING: A court ordered the Department of Defense to stop censoring educational materials discussing race and gender in schools on military bases.
Books removed from the schools must be returned to the shelves immediately.
Books removed from the schools must be returned to the shelves immediately.
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future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
October 20, 2025 at 9:59 PM
future grandchild: like shit, from an ass?
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
me in 30 years: Swear to God. Then he demolished the White House
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I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
October 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
I spend a year plotting a mystery novel and then this happens.
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the various ears of ahsoka
February 21, 2025 at 6:34 AM
the various ears of ahsoka
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Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!
This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.
MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!
This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.
MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
October 4, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Windows 10 End of Life is in less than 2 weeks!
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!
This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.
MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.
But you don't have to upgrade to Windows 11!!
This video will show you how to extend the life of Windows 10 by 3 more years via Extended Security Updates program safely, for free.
MS throws you to the wolves, but the wolves will throw you a bone.