Chris Thompson
@mrchrist.bsky.social
“His best since Scary Monsters”
“The antithesis of everything Paddington stands for”
“The antithesis of everything Paddington stands for”
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British citizenship isn't a privilege bestowed onto the very best humans on the planet. As we are about to see in town centres all over the country on New Year's Eve
December 29, 2025 at 11:06 AM
British citizenship isn't a privilege bestowed onto the very best humans on the planet. As we are about to see in town centres all over the country on New Year's Eve
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We Didn't Start the Fire. With Bardot's passing three people mentioned in the song remain alive
December 28, 2025 at 11:24 AM
We Didn't Start the Fire. With Bardot's passing three people mentioned in the song remain alive
Love that he achieved his ambition and he’s living a happy, fulfilling life improving the world for others.
December 27, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Love that he achieved his ambition and he’s living a happy, fulfilling life improving the world for others.
Cybertruck owners are always: yeah, I bought the KillBot3000 two months ago and it’s killed two family members. I’ll have a word with KillCorp tech support about that glitch but otherwise it’s perfectly fine.
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Cybertruck owners are always: yeah, I bought the KillBot3000 two months ago and it’s killed two family members. I’ll have a word with KillCorp tech support about that glitch but otherwise it’s perfectly fine.
You’re not allowed to show face melting Nazis on TV because of reich.
December 25, 2025 at 5:42 PM
You’re not allowed to show face melting Nazis on TV because of reich.
One of my neighbours doing some Christmas drilling.
December 25, 2025 at 11:19 AM
One of my neighbours doing some Christmas drilling.
For me it’s the best Christmas album of all time, Geoff. youtu.be/JDhhCArk1H8?...
Low - Just Like Christmas (Official Visualizer)
YouTube video by Low
youtu.be
December 25, 2025 at 8:51 AM
For me it’s the best Christmas album of all time, Geoff. youtu.be/JDhhCArk1H8?...
Producer’s note: it’s too on the nose, tone it down.
Trump: I am fine. You sound beautiful and cute. How old are you?
Caller: I am eight
Caller: I am eight
December 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Producer’s note: it’s too on the nose, tone it down.
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want to know something terrifying? hippos have only 2-5% body fat. they are chaos tanks from hell
December 24, 2025 at 6:55 PM
want to know something terrifying? hippos have only 2-5% body fat. they are chaos tanks from hell
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I hope no strikes are authorized on Santa Claus. Unlikely but we should be prepared for anything.
December 24, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I hope no strikes are authorized on Santa Claus. Unlikely but we should be prepared for anything.
Watching Minions and the depiction of this country’s constitution and royal powers is shockingly inaccurate. Feel the BBC is opening itself up to legal issues again.
December 24, 2025 at 1:02 PM
Watching Minions and the depiction of this country’s constitution and royal powers is shockingly inaccurate. Feel the BBC is opening itself up to legal issues again.
The salt of the earth working class hero will be alright. He can make use of the contacts he made at public school.
Um... *tiny voice*... Bosh? www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/t...
Thomas Skinner 'dropped by agent' after threatening to sue BBC over Strictly axe
Thomas Skinner was reportedly told on Saturday that talent management firm Insanity would no longer be representing him, amid ongoing drama surrounding Strictly voting claims
www.mirror.co.uk
December 23, 2025 at 10:44 AM
The salt of the earth working class hero will be alright. He can make use of the contacts he made at public school.
Aw look, he’s finally developed empathy.
December 23, 2025 at 10:14 AM
Aw look, he’s finally developed empathy.
No one can avoid Paddington. He will eventually come for us all.
December 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
No one can avoid Paddington. He will eventually come for us all.
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Nominative determinism at its finest.
December 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Nominative determinism at its finest.
I could’ve been a contender! A man sabotaged by the tofu eating wokerati for dancing like a shaved bear in a cruel Victorian circus and having the personality of an overbearing and entitled pub drunk. Bosh! #Strictly
Thomas Skinner claims BBC rigged Strictly vote removing him
Thomas Skinner claims BBC rigged Strictly vote removing him
The former contestant alleges he received an "anonymous" email from a BBC executive with stats showing he received "far more" votes.
www.bbc.com
December 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I could’ve been a contender! A man sabotaged by the tofu eating wokerati for dancing like a shaved bear in a cruel Victorian circus and having the personality of an overbearing and entitled pub drunk. Bosh! #Strictly
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I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.
December 19, 2025 at 1:32 PM
I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.
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The next time you’re tempted to beat yourself up over a silly mistake at work, think of the poor guy who pulled a real-life “Sorry, I’m sorry, I’m trying to remove it” after publicly hearting a photo of Jeffrey Epstein.
absolutely wild move by @oversightdemocrats.house.gov to allow comments on the dropbox folder with the epstein photos
December 18, 2025 at 8:11 PM
The next time you’re tempted to beat yourself up over a silly mistake at work, think of the poor guy who pulled a real-life “Sorry, I’m sorry, I’m trying to remove it” after publicly hearting a photo of Jeffrey Epstein.
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Find someone that looks at you the way Graeme Souness looks at Socrates.
December 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Find someone that looks at you the way Graeme Souness looks at Socrates.