Dylan Keeling
@mrdylankeeling.bsky.social
I write, have made movies, and can play music. I prefer teaching piano to playing it for a living, though.
Current WIP: The Dragon Racket, an urban caper heist about illegal dragon trafficking..7/8 revised
Current WIP: The Dragon Racket, an urban caper heist about illegal dragon trafficking..7/8 revised
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Dylan Keeling
@mrdylankeeling.bsky.social
· Apr 14
"Brain Rot" - Nyctophonia
YouTube video by Nyctophonia
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youtu.be/gztCqxYYznM this was a good day with friends and I'm still proud of this video xx
Is The Human Centipede a Christmas movie? Are these Christmas movies I'm wearing on my feet right now? What day is it
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
Is John Carpenter’s THE THING A Christmas Movie? Have Your Say
Should John Carpenter's THE THING be officially classified as a Christmas movie? Let your voice be heard!
dlvr.it
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
Is The Human Centipede a Christmas movie? Are these Christmas movies I'm wearing on my feet right now? What day is it
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Winona is a kitty ball. All curled up and cozy.
November 25, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Winona is a kitty ball. All curled up and cozy.
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Scarlet Morning has been named one of NPR’s Best Books of the Year! AND the New York Public Library! AND Bookriot! AND Amazon! AND a Booklist Editor’s Choice! AND an Indigo Heather’s Pick! My book is good, is what I’m saying, and you should read it
November 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Scarlet Morning has been named one of NPR’s Best Books of the Year! AND the New York Public Library! AND Bookriot! AND Amazon! AND a Booklist Editor’s Choice! AND an Indigo Heather’s Pick! My book is good, is what I’m saying, and you should read it
I'm ashamed how many times I stared at this and double checked the context before the intended meaning got through 😳
We left a pube on Saturday cos they were playing them. My fella took huge offence at being subjected to that.
November 25, 2025 at 10:32 AM
I'm ashamed how many times I stared at this and double checked the context before the intended meaning got through 😳
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Probably won’t see this in mainstream media - aka the right wing press - coz it’s against their narrative. Wind energy in Britain broke a new record last week with nearly 23GW on the grid one cold windy evening. That was 56% of all electricity on Britain’s grid.
buff.ly/r8yeFmJ
buff.ly/r8yeFmJ
November 25, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Probably won’t see this in mainstream media - aka the right wing press - coz it’s against their narrative. Wind energy in Britain broke a new record last week with nearly 23GW on the grid one cold windy evening. That was 56% of all electricity on Britain’s grid.
buff.ly/r8yeFmJ
buff.ly/r8yeFmJ
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Do I know anyone on here who went to a British boys boarding school -preferably the elite kind- within the last 20 years? If that doesn't describe you then retweet this until somebody it does describe sees this.
November 24, 2025 at 9:04 AM
Do I know anyone on here who went to a British boys boarding school -preferably the elite kind- within the last 20 years? If that doesn't describe you then retweet this until somebody it does describe sees this.
A week ago I'd never heard of Olivia Nuzzi and now Americans are acting like she's important. Is she important? Or is this just salacious US gossip that people in Europe can safely ignore? (genuine q, btw)
November 22, 2025 at 9:58 AM
A week ago I'd never heard of Olivia Nuzzi and now Americans are acting like she's important. Is she important? Or is this just salacious US gossip that people in Europe can safely ignore? (genuine q, btw)
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You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
You ever just sit down and realize that the rise of 21st century fascism is capital's answer to climate change?
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precisely. they're attacking me and mine. the least they can do is give me my fucking money back.
November 20, 2025 at 2:16 PM
precisely. they're attacking me and mine. the least they can do is give me my fucking money back.
Be right back, just setting up as a money psychotherapist
The fear of not having enough money is familiar. But there’s a quieter struggle at the top: feeling uncomfortable with having too much, says money psychotherapist Vicky Reynal ⬇️
Why my ultra-rich clients are ashamed of their wealth
www.thetimes.com
November 20, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Be right back, just setting up as a money psychotherapist
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I haven’t seen this get covered in English yet so let me translate.
Grok is saying that the crematories at Auschwitz’s were conceived as disinfectant chambers, not mass execution and that the law has made it taboo to acknowledge that this is what they were
X is a Nazi site. Get off the Nazi site.
Grok is saying that the crematories at Auschwitz’s were conceived as disinfectant chambers, not mass execution and that the law has made it taboo to acknowledge that this is what they were
X is a Nazi site. Get off the Nazi site.
November 19, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I haven’t seen this get covered in English yet so let me translate.
Grok is saying that the crematories at Auschwitz’s were conceived as disinfectant chambers, not mass execution and that the law has made it taboo to acknowledge that this is what they were
X is a Nazi site. Get off the Nazi site.
Grok is saying that the crematories at Auschwitz’s were conceived as disinfectant chambers, not mass execution and that the law has made it taboo to acknowledge that this is what they were
X is a Nazi site. Get off the Nazi site.
AARGH we need to kill all the rich people temporarily just till we work out what it is going on 🙁
I haven’t seen this get covered in English yet so let me translate.
Grok is saying that the crematories at Auschwitz’s were conceived as disinfectant chambers, not mass execution and that the law has made it taboo to acknowledge that this is what they were
X is a Nazi site. Get off the Nazi site.
Grok is saying that the crematories at Auschwitz’s were conceived as disinfectant chambers, not mass execution and that the law has made it taboo to acknowledge that this is what they were
X is a Nazi site. Get off the Nazi site.
November 20, 2025 at 12:13 PM
AARGH we need to kill all the rich people temporarily just till we work out what it is going on 🙁
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Me: <starts poking around mysterious funeral home>
The Tall Man:
The Tall Man:
November 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Me: <starts poking around mysterious funeral home>
The Tall Man:
The Tall Man:
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Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
November 18, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Twitter and chat gpt are down. Bad day for people who suck.
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November 17, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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November 18, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Also, what she's saying is shallow and stupid, but it's not iNcOmPrEhEnSiBLe, just for being a run-on sentence.
It's not hard to see what she thinks she means
It's not hard to see what she thinks she means
Main thing I'm learning in the comments is just how many people hate run-on sentences, like half the objections are at the very ideal of a sentence being more than 10 words long. Which, as a fan of run-on sentences, makes me a little sad. I like Malcolm Lowry's prose.
ok, i'm calling it, Olivia Nuzzi is not real. she is a Markov chain text generator. we've been duped.
November 18, 2025 at 10:06 AM
Also, what she's saying is shallow and stupid, but it's not iNcOmPrEhEnSiBLe, just for being a run-on sentence.
It's not hard to see what she thinks she means
It's not hard to see what she thinks she means
Main thing I'm learning in the comments is just how many people hate run-on sentences, like half the objections are at the very ideal of a sentence being more than 10 words long. Which, as a fan of run-on sentences, makes me a little sad. I like Malcolm Lowry's prose.
ok, i'm calling it, Olivia Nuzzi is not real. she is a Markov chain text generator. we've been duped.
November 18, 2025 at 10:02 AM
Main thing I'm learning in the comments is just how many people hate run-on sentences, like half the objections are at the very ideal of a sentence being more than 10 words long. Which, as a fan of run-on sentences, makes me a little sad. I like Malcolm Lowry's prose.
Top 5 movie genres:
- merrily, terribly, merrily, terribly, life might be a dream
- good for her x
- the tragic beauty of a crystal world right when a) nothing happens b) everything shatters
- ©1988*
- Look, a monster
*in 1988, literally every movie worldwide was good.
- merrily, terribly, merrily, terribly, life might be a dream
- good for her x
- the tragic beauty of a crystal world right when a) nothing happens b) everything shatters
- ©1988*
- Look, a monster
*in 1988, literally every movie worldwide was good.
Top five film genres:
- there is a spooky thing in space
- there is a spooky thing under the sea
- there is a spooky thing and it's cold
- there is a spooky thing underground
- there is a spooky thing on a boat
- there is a spooky thing in space
- there is a spooky thing under the sea
- there is a spooky thing and it's cold
- there is a spooky thing underground
- there is a spooky thing on a boat
Top five film genres:
- Existence is pointless
- Weird little creature(s) = chaos
- Ambiguous ending
- The plot makes no sense, the dialogue is terrible and nobody can act but it's in Italy so everything looks amazing and that's all that matters
- Christopher Lee
- Existence is pointless
- Weird little creature(s) = chaos
- Ambiguous ending
- The plot makes no sense, the dialogue is terrible and nobody can act but it's in Italy so everything looks amazing and that's all that matters
- Christopher Lee
November 17, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Top 5 movie genres:
- merrily, terribly, merrily, terribly, life might be a dream
- good for her x
- the tragic beauty of a crystal world right when a) nothing happens b) everything shatters
- ©1988*
- Look, a monster
*in 1988, literally every movie worldwide was good.
- merrily, terribly, merrily, terribly, life might be a dream
- good for her x
- the tragic beauty of a crystal world right when a) nothing happens b) everything shatters
- ©1988*
- Look, a monster
*in 1988, literally every movie worldwide was good.
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy...
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy...
Reposting, because this is how I feel about much of life and society 😅:
Woman on this train just said, "I do have an opinion, but I just...I can't be bothered to say it," which is a mood if I ever heard one
November 15, 2025 at 9:26 AM
Reposting, because this is how I feel about much of life and society 😅:
Woman on this train just said, "I do have an opinion, but I just...I can't be bothered to say it," which is a mood if I ever heard one
November 14, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Woman on this train just said, "I do have an opinion, but I just...I can't be bothered to say it," which is a mood if I ever heard one
The Epsteinomicon. Is that anything
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 PM
The Epsteinomicon. Is that anything