Mr. Hoebot
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Watching this game is what it must feel like if you’re a cuckold and the guy who is trying to fuck your wife can’t get it up. #SuperBowl
February 9, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Watching this game is what it must feel like if you’re a cuckold and the guy who is trying to fuck your wife can’t get it up. #SuperBowl
You’ve got the masculinity of Patton shaving with a broken piece of glass in the Arden Forest in WWII and then you have this.
Steve Witkoff and Jared Kushner on the USS Abraham Lincoln.
February 8, 2026 at 2:50 PM
You’ve got the masculinity of Patton shaving with a broken piece of glass in the Arden Forest in WWII and then you have this.
Why do I have to wait until I am old and on Medicare to get a walk-in tub?
February 8, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Why do I have to wait until I am old and on Medicare to get a walk-in tub?
If there’s one thing the Epstein Files have shown me, it’s that I’m not networking enough.
February 5, 2026 at 3:23 PM
If there’s one thing the Epstein Files have shown me, it’s that I’m not networking enough.
In a less puritanical society we’d have WhoreDash
January 17, 2026 at 4:54 AM
In a less puritanical society we’d have WhoreDash
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a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles
December 30, 2025 at 10:14 PM
a molecule is a group of non-monogamous moles
Stephen Miller is the kind of person that wouldn’t consider Italians as white.
Can someone please respond to Stephen Miller with this message from Frank Sinatra?
December 26, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Stephen Miller is the kind of person that wouldn’t consider Italians as white.
I don’t know why this show is called “Chopped”, all these people are pretty good looking.
December 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I don’t know why this show is called “Chopped”, all these people are pretty good looking.
I am sitting at this restaurant’s bar next to this couple in their late 70s/80s. The wife mentioned they were invited to a funeral. Husband asks “For who?” She says who, and he says:
“We don’t need to go to that!”
Like he’s responding to being asked to go see someone’s DJ set.
“We don’t need to go to that!”
Like he’s responding to being asked to go see someone’s DJ set.
November 19, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I am sitting at this restaurant’s bar next to this couple in their late 70s/80s. The wife mentioned they were invited to a funeral. Husband asks “For who?” She says who, and he says:
“We don’t need to go to that!”
Like he’s responding to being asked to go see someone’s DJ set.
“We don’t need to go to that!”
Like he’s responding to being asked to go see someone’s DJ set.
NY Times: Matt Gaetz’s Charity to Pay for Teen’s Orthodontic Work Comes to Light
A teenage girl just alleged she had sex with Matt Gaetz while living in a homeless shelter because she was saving up money to pay for braces to fix her teeth.
She had just finished her junior year of high school.
She had just finished her junior year of high school.
November 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
NY Times: Matt Gaetz’s Charity to Pay for Teen’s Orthodontic Work Comes to Light
Only acceptable during a showing of “Beetlejuice”
Imagine being so desperate you ask Lauren Boebert to lend you a hand.
November 13, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Only acceptable during a showing of “Beetlejuice”
So only Yamamoto can put an end to this.
The Epstein Files is the new Game 7 of the World Series.
November 13, 2025 at 5:50 PM
So only Yamamoto can put an end to this.
These Trump e-mails have reinforced one thing: We really need a way to rearrange emails so we can read them in chronological order top to bottom.
November 13, 2025 at 4:34 PM
These Trump e-mails have reinforced one thing: We really need a way to rearrange emails so we can read them in chronological order top to bottom.
Taco Bell food engineers designing the Franks’s Redhot Diablo Crispy Chicken Soft Taco:
“What if we made the most cabbage-filled fucking taco the world has ever seen?”
“What if we made the most cabbage-filled fucking taco the world has ever seen?”
November 3, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Taco Bell food engineers designing the Franks’s Redhot Diablo Crispy Chicken Soft Taco:
“What if we made the most cabbage-filled fucking taco the world has ever seen?”
“What if we made the most cabbage-filled fucking taco the world has ever seen?”
“One is a perfect picture of health, and the other is Mitt Romney.” – MAGA
November 3, 2025 at 1:06 AM
“One is a perfect picture of health, and the other is Mitt Romney.” – MAGA
America, every 5 mins, unprompted:
Holy shit
November 2, 2025 at 10:56 PM
America, every 5 mins, unprompted:
Gays when they’re done with their latest twink:
Putting my skeletons back in the closet
November 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Gays when they’re done with their latest twink:
13 year old boys when they become self aware:
I bet you could use bananas for all kinds of stuff
November 1, 2025 at 7:24 AM
13 year old boys when they become self aware:
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Halloween, the day Satan introduces your children to the gateway drug to homosexuality—costumes!
October 31, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Halloween, the day Satan introduces your children to the gateway drug to homosexuality—costumes!
Dodgers fans watching Game 7:
Canada says “elbows up.” I say for America, “cameras out.” Film every last one of these brutal criminals. We will need the evidence for their trials.
November 1, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Dodgers fans watching Game 7:
“Hey! What’s up LaBroBro?” – The Worst Guy You’ve Ever Met
October 29, 2025 at 8:40 PM
“Hey! What’s up LaBroBro?” – The Worst Guy You’ve Ever Met
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A haunted house but every room is just somebody asking you to share a fun fact about yourself
October 29, 2025 at 3:25 PM
A haunted house but every room is just somebody asking you to share a fun fact about yourself
Why is it whenever I look something up on Wikipedia in a dream the information is wrong?
October 29, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Why is it whenever I look something up on Wikipedia in a dream the information is wrong?
Beer Commercial: “Please drink responsibly”
Me: “Don’t believe everything you see on television.”
Me: “Don’t believe everything you see on television.”
October 29, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Beer Commercial: “Please drink responsibly”
Me: “Don’t believe everything you see on television.”
Me: “Don’t believe everything you see on television.”
Bears on the first day post-hibernation:
TROUT
TROUT
LET IT ALL OUT
I AM THE ONE
WHO IS EATING A TROUT
CMONNNnnnnnnnn
TROUT
LET IT ALL OUT
I AM THE ONE
WHO IS EATING A TROUT
CMONNNnnnnnnnn
October 29, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Bears on the first day post-hibernation: