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married midwestern android lesbian

💍@/evrclover.bsky.social

aiming to be at least 80% silicone and steel by 2040

Taoist ☯️

You're probably here because my comment sent you to the beach that makes you old
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thinking about how bloated video games have become over the past decade-and-a-half or so and wondering if maybe the upcoming hardware shortage could lead to video game studios re-learning the lost art of optimizing their god damn games before release like they used to
December 25, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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gay people dont say "i think she looks pretty" these days they say "i hope she gets drawn making out with a woman"
December 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
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if bari weiss had tried to do 9/11 there'd be three towers now
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 2:55 PM
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"Has feminism failed women brought to you by bank of america" is my MKULTRA sleeper agent activation phrase
December 19, 2025 at 3:30 PM
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The Epstein Files, everybody!
December 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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the ancient greeks got religion right. when something bad happened they were just like "yeah the gods are malevolent and stupid assholes whaddya gonna do?"
December 17, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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Caroline for @milobit.net! Made for the MHQ Secret Santa 2025.
December 19, 2025 at 3:33 AM
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“Love it or hate it it’s here to stay” is a crazy thing to keep saying about a technology. If people don’t like using something it doesn’t have to stay we’re not talking about bad weather here
December 19, 2025 at 7:37 AM
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Sincerely one of the funniest things the WSJ has ever written or done.

www.wsj.com/tech/ai/anth...
December 18, 2025 at 10:43 PM
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Just produced the world’s largest gamete
December 18, 2025 at 7:14 PM
I think you could increase mental health averages nationwide by opening Asia style karaoke parlors, it's psychologically helpful to just take some time to get in a room and scream your sorrows out to Breaking Benjamin and Linkin Park for a while
December 17, 2025 at 7:41 PM
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Every day on this website someone makes me read something that is an affront to God
Omegaverse Christian romance is only a few years away the way things are currently headed
December 15, 2025 at 9:48 PM
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December 15, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Enjoy bullet heaven fun by choosing between Allison Caldwell, a Protestant housewife with roots dating back to the 1600s, and Marissa Digilio, a Catholic nun
annoying my girlfriend by coming up with elaborate lore for "American Touhou" like: Grace Remington is a flying cowgirl who guards the Roanoke Barrier that separates america from Fantasy. On the other side are impossible cryptids of myth like bigfoots, clowns, johnny appleseeds, and moderates.
December 13, 2025 at 11:12 PM
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Watching Control 2 trailer again and all I'm thinking, even as I see this sick ass gameplay "God, I hope I can play as Jesse again, I like Jesse and Polaris. I wanna shoot people again." Like I know it's likely gonna be dual protagonists ala Alan Wake 2, but still I can hope.
December 12, 2025 at 6:27 PM
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月のお姫様

#蓬莱山輝夜
December 13, 2025 at 11:13 AM
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spingtail 🥺
one of the animals of all time
December 12, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Game reviewer: Action-packed, with a unique, innovative combat system...

Me: How gay is it?

Reviewer: Superb level design...

Me: HOW GAY IS IT?

Reviewer: (sweating) R-rich storylines a-and–

Me: Listen, motherfucker
September 4, 2023 at 2:58 PM
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I don't know where I first saw this, but I think about it every once in a while
December 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Warmup doodle with a hot lady knight. Drawing her helmet was surprisingly fun
December 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
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leon’s back, baby
December 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The full set of Shimeji Simulation manga volumes
omg. Kat Abughazaleh just posted that if she's elected, she'll swear in on a copy of Octavia Butler's Parable of the Sower.

If you were elected to public office (never mind whether you'd ever actually run), what book would you swear in on?
December 10, 2025 at 5:17 AM