MissDarcyFantastico
@msdarcyfantastico.bsky.social
A bitch and her cat. Archivist by day, depressed puddle by night, enraged 24/7.
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Celebrated the arrival of 2026 by watching Death on the Nile. Halfway through, the pets lost their minds and began trying to tear apart the console table.
Kevin got down flat with a flashlight and scared the hell out of a mouse, who evaded four cats and one dog and took off running.
Kevin got down flat with a flashlight and scared the hell out of a mouse, who evaded four cats and one dog and took off running.
January 1, 2026 at 8:27 AM
Celebrated the arrival of 2026 by watching Death on the Nile. Halfway through, the pets lost their minds and began trying to tear apart the console table.
Kevin got down flat with a flashlight and scared the hell out of a mouse, who evaded four cats and one dog and took off running.
Kevin got down flat with a flashlight and scared the hell out of a mouse, who evaded four cats and one dog and took off running.
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This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
January 1, 2026 at 5:13 PM
This year I’m going to be kinder, more positive, work harder, and put more faith in myself until the very first minor obstacle throws me off for the next 350+ days
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one of the most revelatory experiences in my life was living in Chicago for four years and discovering that the “bad parts of town” were just poor the same way my rural hometown was poor
density aside, they look the same
density aside, they look the same
I very deeply love hearing rhetorically-skilled paeans to US cities.
When I was a young child, my parents were in a catastrophic car accident & the aunt who lived in the suburbs refused to come get my brother & me because "the city was too dangerous" for her to enter.
When I was a young child, my parents were in a catastrophic car accident & the aunt who lived in the suburbs refused to come get my brother & me because "the city was too dangerous" for her to enter.
January 1, 2026 at 9:16 PM
one of the most revelatory experiences in my life was living in Chicago for four years and discovering that the “bad parts of town” were just poor the same way my rural hometown was poor
density aside, they look the same
density aside, they look the same
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we wouldn't need a new year if they didn't keep making them shittier and shittier all the time
December 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
we wouldn't need a new year if they didn't keep making them shittier and shittier all the time
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It's amazing how so fucking many institutions complied with fascism when pretty much every time someone goes "fuck you, make me" the government goes "oh no we made an oopsie, we didn't mean to say that, birthday boy did a lil poopsie oopsie"
April 20, 2025 at 7:16 AM
It's amazing how so fucking many institutions complied with fascism when pretty much every time someone goes "fuck you, make me" the government goes "oh no we made an oopsie, we didn't mean to say that, birthday boy did a lil poopsie oopsie"
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2026 needs to be the year of Fuck You, Make Me as a lifestyle and a philosophy.
It's amazing how so fucking many institutions complied with fascism when pretty much every time someone goes "fuck you, make me" the government goes "oh no we made an oopsie, we didn't mean to say that, birthday boy did a lil poopsie oopsie"
December 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
2026 needs to be the year of Fuck You, Make Me as a lifestyle and a philosophy.
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The top 10% of richest Americans own 87% of stocks.
The top 1% alone own roughly half of all stocks.
It's worth pointing out once again that the stock market is not the economy.
The top 1% alone own roughly half of all stocks.
It's worth pointing out once again that the stock market is not the economy.
January 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
The top 10% of richest Americans own 87% of stocks.
The top 1% alone own roughly half of all stocks.
It's worth pointing out once again that the stock market is not the economy.
The top 1% alone own roughly half of all stocks.
It's worth pointing out once again that the stock market is not the economy.
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any discussion of city transit improvement online ever
January 1, 2026 at 12:07 AM
any discussion of city transit improvement online ever
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As the year end draws near remember this.
December 31, 2025 at 11:52 PM
As the year end draws near remember this.
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Now that Heated Rivalry s1 has wrapped up I've been coping by listening to episode recaps by the finest hockey bros in all the land, i.e. What Chaos and Empty Netters, and I am so charmed by these guys, who are diving head-first into a genre they have zero experience with, but also. Also.
December 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Now that Heated Rivalry s1 has wrapped up I've been coping by listening to episode recaps by the finest hockey bros in all the land, i.e. What Chaos and Empty Netters, and I am so charmed by these guys, who are diving head-first into a genre they have zero experience with, but also. Also.
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At no point do we get a Shane voiceover that goes "Dear diary, today my biggest rival in juniors and now the NHL gave me weird pants feelings." Which, if Netflix had adapted it, I wouldn't have put past them, because oh my god Netflix shows do so much telling it makes me want to punch the wall.
December 29, 2025 at 12:10 AM
At no point do we get a Shane voiceover that goes "Dear diary, today my biggest rival in juniors and now the NHL gave me weird pants feelings." Which, if Netflix had adapted it, I wouldn't have put past them, because oh my god Netflix shows do so much telling it makes me want to punch the wall.
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Men doing this whole “I will vanquish continents for my children” LARP is so goofy in the context of household surveys. It’s nice you’ll kill millions for your daughter, maybe we can start at doing a load of laundry for your wife who does the vast majority of household labor?
December 30, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Men doing this whole “I will vanquish continents for my children” LARP is so goofy in the context of household surveys. It’s nice you’ll kill millions for your daughter, maybe we can start at doing a load of laundry for your wife who does the vast majority of household labor?
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I mean it about the ND thing tho
- his shoes are too tight
- his head isn't "screwed on quite right"
- he has resting bitch face
- he can't stand the noise noise noise noise
conclusion: the Grinch is not merely a childfree anticapitalist hero but also an ND icon
- his shoes are too tight
- his head isn't "screwed on quite right"
- he has resting bitch face
- he can't stand the noise noise noise noise
conclusion: the Grinch is not merely a childfree anticapitalist hero but also an ND icon
December 31, 2025 at 2:01 AM
I mean it about the ND thing tho
- his shoes are too tight
- his head isn't "screwed on quite right"
- he has resting bitch face
- he can't stand the noise noise noise noise
conclusion: the Grinch is not merely a childfree anticapitalist hero but also an ND icon
- his shoes are too tight
- his head isn't "screwed on quite right"
- he has resting bitch face
- he can't stand the noise noise noise noise
conclusion: the Grinch is not merely a childfree anticapitalist hero but also an ND icon
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“having to mask made me go fash” is so common and it’s just baffling
I mean, yes, it was annoying to wear one all the time? it also wasn’t that big a deal? if, today, someone asks me to put a mask on I go “ok” and put one on
and yet so many people treat it as a life-ruining imposition
I mean, yes, it was annoying to wear one all the time? it also wasn’t that big a deal? if, today, someone asks me to put a mask on I go “ok” and put one on
and yet so many people treat it as a life-ruining imposition
The reason this Harvard history professor decided he was done with one of the best and most privileged jobs in the world was, in his own words, because he was forced to lecture in a mask during peak Covid.
I’m not making this up.
I’m not making this up.
December 31, 2025 at 1:53 AM
“having to mask made me go fash” is so common and it’s just baffling
I mean, yes, it was annoying to wear one all the time? it also wasn’t that big a deal? if, today, someone asks me to put a mask on I go “ok” and put one on
and yet so many people treat it as a life-ruining imposition
I mean, yes, it was annoying to wear one all the time? it also wasn’t that big a deal? if, today, someone asks me to put a mask on I go “ok” and put one on
and yet so many people treat it as a life-ruining imposition
The rubber duck thing needs to end. We are not all jeep driving dipshits.
December 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
The rubber duck thing needs to end. We are not all jeep driving dipshits.
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phaser burn treatment perineum
December 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
phaser burn treatment perineum
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David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
December 28, 2025 at 3:38 PM
David Attenborough [whispering]:
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
“Like a grain of sand in a vast desert, the predator blends seamlessly into its environment, nearly imperceptible to the naked eye.”
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The first car manufacturer to come out with a super-basic model without the monster ‘infotainment center’ that has actual dials and sliders, normal fucking headlights, a straightforward instrument cluster, etc for under $20k but ESP under $15k will be basically printing money.
December 30, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The first car manufacturer to come out with a super-basic model without the monster ‘infotainment center’ that has actual dials and sliders, normal fucking headlights, a straightforward instrument cluster, etc for under $20k but ESP under $15k will be basically printing money.
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Auld acquaintance be forgot, who dis
December 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Auld acquaintance be forgot, who dis
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It also says something about how big a fuck up RFK Jr is that Dr. Oz isn't the worst person in the health services
December 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
It also says something about how big a fuck up RFK Jr is that Dr. Oz isn't the worst person in the health services
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2026 has a lot to live up to. Can it continue the ten-year streak of every year being the worst year ever?
December 30, 2025 at 5:45 PM
2026 has a lot to live up to. Can it continue the ten-year streak of every year being the worst year ever?
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I don’t know who needs to hear this but posting “new year, new me” on social media isn’t gonna fix you. That’s what pretty new notebooks are for obviously
December 30, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I don’t know who needs to hear this but posting “new year, new me” on social media isn’t gonna fix you. That’s what pretty new notebooks are for obviously