MT
@mturner902.bsky.social
Bluenoser. Fumbling from one disaster to another.
Reading comments on Bluesky makes me feel like I'm reading a flashback to explain "how we got here," in a Margaret Atwood novel
January 4, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Reading comments on Bluesky makes me feel like I'm reading a flashback to explain "how we got here," in a Margaret Atwood novel
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It's well past time for Canadian government officials to get off of X, @jameswsthomson.com writes. This latest — disgusting — incident is just one more reason.
Canadian government officials, what are you still doing on X in 2026?
The platform's own chatbot started posting sexualized material of children and other people who couldn't consent. With no moral bottom in sight, it's well past time our officials found other ways to c...
www.nationalobserver.com
January 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
It's well past time for Canadian government officials to get off of X, @jameswsthomson.com writes. This latest — disgusting — incident is just one more reason.
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2026, the year I start opening my mail
December 31, 2025 at 4:38 PM
2026, the year I start opening my mail
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Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
June 13, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
I was a banquet server at the @banffsprings hotel during an event for the Water Keepers Alliance, and I apologized to Alan Thicke for bumping into him. He grabbed me by the shoulders, looked me square in the eye and said "never say 'sorry', it's a sign of weakness."
Right folks. Feeling rather down at the moment so bringing back an oldie
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction
December 30, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I was a banquet server at the @banffsprings hotel during an event for the Water Keepers Alliance, and I apologized to Alan Thicke for bumping into him. He grabbed me by the shoulders, looked me square in the eye and said "never say 'sorry', it's a sign of weakness."
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From airports to health care: The wealthy pay to skip the queue while the rest of us wait in line
Morning File by @suzannerent.bsky.social
Morning File by @suzannerent.bsky.social
From airports to health care: The wealthy pay to skip the queue while the rest of us wait in line - Halifax Examiner
Monetizing the dysfunction is leaving those who can't afford to pay more out in the cold.
www.halifaxexaminer.ca
December 24, 2025 at 3:29 PM
From airports to health care: The wealthy pay to skip the queue while the rest of us wait in line
Morning File by @suzannerent.bsky.social
Morning File by @suzannerent.bsky.social
I never understood my mom's intense dislike of the song "The 12 Days of Christmas" until I had two children singing it non-stop. At the same time. Usually different verses.
December 17, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I never understood my mom's intense dislike of the song "The 12 Days of Christmas" until I had two children singing it non-stop. At the same time. Usually different verses.
Why not focus on Healthcare and Affordable Housing to protect Nova Scotians?
N.S. premier responds to criticism from Mi’kmaq over cannabis crackdown
reported by Jennifer Henderson, @dartjenhen.bsky.social
reported by Jennifer Henderson, @dartjenhen.bsky.social
N.S. premier responds to criticism from Mi'kmaq over cannabis crackdown - Halifax Examiner
“We’re just trying to protect Nova Scotians,” Premier Tim Houston said. “We don’t want Nova Scotians consuming cannabis that could be filled with pesticides, which happens more often in unregulated ma...
www.halifaxexaminer.ca
December 11, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Why not focus on Healthcare and Affordable Housing to protect Nova Scotians?
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
Cripes, f*ck that guy
November 15, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Cripes, f*ck that guy
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On Truth and Reconciliation Day, the Houston government prepares to criminalize Indigenous land protectors
reported by me
reported by me
On Truth and Reconciliation Day, the Houston government prepares to criminalize Indigenous land protectors - Halifax Examiner
"If that's what you're prepared to do, that's in effect, an act of beyond criminalization. It's an act of violence upon our people."
www.halifaxexaminer.ca
September 30, 2025 at 2:42 PM
On Truth and Reconciliation Day, the Houston government prepares to criminalize Indigenous land protectors
reported by me
reported by me
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The endless reappearance of a copilot popup over a crucial and common mouse click area in the bottom right of the screen is going to turn me into the joker
August 22, 2025 at 8:35 AM
The endless reappearance of a copilot popup over a crucial and common mouse click area in the bottom right of the screen is going to turn me into the joker
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Someone asked if I had plans for the fall.
It took me a moment to realize they meant "autumn," not the collapse of civilization.
It took me a moment to realize they meant "autumn," not the collapse of civilization.
August 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Someone asked if I had plans for the fall.
It took me a moment to realize they meant "autumn," not the collapse of civilization.
It took me a moment to realize they meant "autumn," not the collapse of civilization.
When I get a lil magnesium powder on my fingers while mixing up my bedtime sleepy drink:
July 16, 2025 at 2:19 AM
When I get a lil magnesium powder on my fingers while mixing up my bedtime sleepy drink:
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I guess to oppose something you have to first be opposed to it
May 9, 2025 at 8:51 PM
I guess to oppose something you have to first be opposed to it
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It's not called "confessional" anymore. It's now "deep dish."
May 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
It's not called "confessional" anymore. It's now "deep dish."
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"It used to be possible to purchase a major appliance that would work for more than five years"
May 7, 2025 at 11:48 PM
"It used to be possible to purchase a major appliance that would work for more than five years"
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eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
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FFS
Poilievre said he would amend the Criminal Code, giving police the power to charge people for living in a homeless encampment/tent city
like WTF
Poilievre said he would amend the Criminal Code, giving police the power to charge people for living in a homeless encampment/tent city
like WTF
April 23, 2025 at 9:21 PM
FFS
Poilievre said he would amend the Criminal Code, giving police the power to charge people for living in a homeless encampment/tent city
like WTF
Poilievre said he would amend the Criminal Code, giving police the power to charge people for living in a homeless encampment/tent city
like WTF
Legit thought this was @theonion.com
Pete Hegseth just ordered the installation of a makeup studio at the Pentagon for him to prepare for his television appearances, which will cost thousands of taxpayer dollars to build.
Hegseth orders makeup studio installed at Pentagon
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth has not given any press briefings in the briefing room but has used the room as a backdrop for TV hits with Fox News.
www.cbsnews.com
April 23, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Legit thought this was @theonion.com
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All of these men are being illegally detained in a foreign gulag. They weren't deported. They were illegally imprisoned.
This is the face of fascism. Look at it.
This is the face of fascism. Look at it.
April 16, 2025 at 9:30 AM
All of these men are being illegally detained in a foreign gulag. They weren't deported. They were illegally imprisoned.
This is the face of fascism. Look at it.
This is the face of fascism. Look at it.
Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only).
April 14, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Repost with an image of your favourite James Bond (wrong answers only).
Cripes, Halifax ... who took their snow tires off??
April 8, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Cripes, Halifax ... who took their snow tires off??