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mudfire4.bsky.social
Autumnal Cryptid 🌾
@mudfire4.bsky.social
Hayley | 30 | She/They | Chaotic Neutral Cryptid

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“A familiar note is produced. It's the one
Desolation plays to keep its instrument in tune.”

Cashapp/Venmo: Mudfire4
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If you’re here because I liked a skeet of yours from months or years ago, Hello!

I’m sorry & also it will happen again
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can bluesky please stop hiding replies just because they have bad words in them? i'm a grownup, i can read the word "fuck"
November 29, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Watching Welcome to Derry & 1 of the kids just said the word “ginchiest” & I’m sorry but I will be adding the word ginchy to my everyday vernacular

It’s atrocious, such a good word
November 29, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Coherence (2013)
November 29, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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me: *googling symptoms*

webmd: you’re being murdered

murderer: see i told you
November 29, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 10:17 AM
@profanity.accountant how we lookin’ baybee?
November 29, 2025 at 11:02 AM
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FANTASY/SKUL_XBN.GIF
November 29, 2025 at 10:20 AM
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Some of those dogs at the dog show are just obscene abominations unto the lord.
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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November 29, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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💛 FRIENDS 💛
my loyalty hydrated and begrudgingly medicated clergy, my darling gathering of freaks and perverts! I've been permabanned, and must start over after 367 days of telling libs to go fuck themselves

help me find those that would seek me
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 8:25 AM
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What a great headline
November 28, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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having an astigmatism means Christmas is just prettier for me than people with perfectly aligned eyes
November 29, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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November 28, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Pay off my debt
Get a new WiFi/bluetooth adapter for my PC
Eat way healthier all the time & I’d cook more often
Normal, every day/monthly expenses

Depending on the amount obviously, but I’d work towards being able to be self employed in some capacity so I’d have time to volunteer w/some local orgs
Honest question: If everyone got Universal Basic Income, no strings attached, what would YOU do with it?

Re-post with your quote or drop your take below.
November 29, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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Good facts about squirrels' tails I have learned:
1. Squirrels can fan out their tails, turn them around and use them as umbrellas when it’s raining.
2. Squirrels have occasionally been known to use their tails as rafts, to help them cross rivers.
November 29, 2025 at 8:30 AM
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It’s that time of year again!
November 27, 2025 at 6:24 AM
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(my enemy's gun clicks, out of ammo)

me (on the ground with my limbs caught in four different bear traps): seems we've arrived at a stalemate
January 28, 2024 at 7:53 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 8:41 AM
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pov im reading your posts
November 29, 2025 at 8:47 AM
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August 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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“Get out of my fucking seat.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 AM
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ME: that's the last skull pillar
FRIEND STUCK IN MAZE WITH ME: thank god. Fuck this maze
DISEMBODIED VOICE: congratulations! By solving my maze you have demonstrated courage & ingenuity. now for your reward
ME: fuck yeah
DISEMBODIED VOICE: sure to delight a true "Maze Head"... welcome to Maze 2
November 29, 2025 at 7:04 AM
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November 29, 2025 at 8:54 AM