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mudfire4.bsky.social
Cryptid Kringle 🎄
@mudfire4.bsky.social
Hayley | 30 | She/They | Chaotic Neutral Cryptid

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“A familiar note is produced. It's the one
Desolation plays to keep its instrument in tune.”
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If you’re here because I liked a skeet of yours from months or years ago, Hello!

I’m sorry & also it will happen again
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December 9, 2025 at 10:18 PM
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I often try to see why people on the other side believe the things they do. Like, I can see why people would distrust medicine, science, government. But those people also always go "RFK Jr looks SO good for his age". No he doesn't. He looks like someone made a Pinocchio out of rotten hot dog parts.
December 11, 2025 at 6:18 AM
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October 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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October 29, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Bregfasdt...
November 2, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Indeed emails be like “we found an open position at Slavery for you”
December 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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more frog, again. seasonal frog
December 10, 2025 at 7:20 PM
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the culmination of the weird game of telephone going around about a bunch of evil trans women trying to invalidate everyone's transness is gonna be in a couple years when some suburban tumblrites dox all the domestic diy hrt providers to the feds to save the trans community from "truscum"
December 10, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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December 10, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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log in to any(?) atproto oauth app with handle "rr.dev.retr0.id" for a surprise
December 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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none of the ai slop commercials these companies churn out will have even one-tenth of the cultural impact as the folgers incest commercial and i think that's beautiful
December 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
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very cool that me finding the name of my cis rapist in a discord that got leaked will forever be referred to as “doxxing trans women” by some users of this site
October 22, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Bluesky trust and safety is such a fucking joke, Aaron is such a hack and in any reasonable company would have been fired as his department consistently stumbles from one failure to another. Instead everything on this place continues to get worse as they enable the worst and abandon the best posters
in case anyone was wondering wtf happened to @thelouvreof.bsky.social/Louvre of Bluesky: the creator got doxxed, bsky did nothing, and they decided to go out in a blaze of glory
December 11, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Truly Northsky addressing the discourse has to have been the worst possible decision they could have made lol

God I hope they just don’t address the calls for a clear definition of the term because it will not help 🥴
December 11, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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Latenite archival BabbyGonz time!
December 11, 2025 at 10:01 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 9:11 AM
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December 11, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
December 11, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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chunkyyy
December 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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tfw someone is in an argument and i actually agree with them in substance but their arguments have been rhetorical hatchet jobs up to that point so i decide against jumping in because i don’t want to have to do all that work to clean the key points up before i can make any real progress
December 11, 2025 at 5:57 AM
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therapist: what’s on your mind

me: my kindness hasn’t killed a single person so what is that about
December 10, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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see the quoted skeet if you ever decide to throw a fit because some trans people like to identify as transsexual rather than transgender
oh my fucking God. no one is saying you're less trans than other trans people except you. people are saying they're just a different kind of trans. you're the one attaching value and weight to these different ways of being trans.
December 11, 2025 at 1:35 AM
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The revolution will be more effective if the transsexual revolutionaries aren’t dead from not having HRT
December 11, 2025 at 5:45 AM
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No big deal, just Glowing Eyes of Gold Chewbacca taking in some quality nba cup action
December 11, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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not a cell phone in sight, just people living for like another two hours
September 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM