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Halloween Cryptid 🎃 @mudfire4.bsky.social · Aug 20

I’ve never had a strong desire to buy frozen shrimp from Walmart, but like radioactive shrimp does sound cool af

I think the microplastics in my body would protect me

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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 1h

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Emmy Cumslutress @emma.meangirls.online · 4h

ok i know this is a shitpost but i literally do use a cream called Hole Serum that does wonders 10/10 would recommend lolol

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Biodiversity Pics @biodiversitypix.bsky.social · 17h

🍎 Handbook of birds of eastern North America
New York, D. Appleton and Company, 1912.

[Source]

Historical illustration from the 1912 "Handbook of Birds of Eastern North America," showing detailed black-and-white side profiles of 15 different duck heads, each labeled with its species name. The ducks include Baldpate, Green-winged Teal, Blue-winged Teal, Shoveller, Pintail, Wood Duck, Redhead, Canvasback, American Scaup Duck, American Golden-eye, Bufflehead, Old Squaw, Greenland Eider, White-winged Scoter, and Ruddy Duck. Each head is carefully drawn to highlight distinctive beak shapes, feather patterns, and plumage details, arranged in a grid labeled "Plate XII." The image reflects early 20th-century ornithological study and documentation but is unrelated to the keyword "apple."

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Maq @maqusan.bsky.social · 19h

lol. lmao, even.

The top 20 accounts blocked in the last 24 hours. They're almost entirely US government accounts. And they're catching block numbers that would easily put them in the all-time top blocked list, just in the first day.

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spooky sara 🎃 @sarasoci.al · 18h

see normally i wouldn’t care—but since that section was seemingly implemented *specifically* in light of this summer’s discourse, we currently have the chance to close that saga in the funniest possible way

domino effect meme of a man pushing a very small domino, leading towards a much bigger domino at the end of the line of dominos.

the small domino is labeled “meangirls groupchat gets leaked”

the big domino is labeled “the vice president of the united states gets banned”

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Standplaats Kraków @standplaatskrk.pl · 13d

me: it's okay to be a person struggling with productivity during a prolonged crisis

my brain: not u though

me: not me though

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Fantasy Football Draft Dodger @liberationnow.bsky.social · Aug 9

TIRED: Shakespeare would have written sitcoms if he was alive today

WIRED: Emily Dickinson would have been big on instagram if she was alive today

INSPIRED: Walt Whitman would have been the most insufferable TikToker if he was alive today

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Krasnovian Commando @krasnoviancommando.bsky.social · 1d

Read Theory

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Joseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 2d

New: hackers just doxed hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ officials. I went through the data. In many cases does look legitimate, sometimes includes residential addresses.

“Mexican Cartels hmu [hit me up] we dropping all the doxes wheres my 1m [1 million].”

www.404media.co/hackers-dox-...

Hackers Dox Hundreds of DHS, ICE, FBI, and DOJ Officials

Scattered LAPSUS$ Hunters—one of the latest amalgamations of typically young, reckless, and English-speaking hackers—posted the apparent phone numbers and addresses of hundreds of government officials...

www.404media.co

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Halloween Cryptid 🎃 @mudfire4.bsky.social · 20h

Genuinely curious what made you decide to reactivate your Twitter? You’ve had some great threads over the last few months about how bad it is & how it may be partially responsible for a lot of prominent trans women getting canceled
Plus you said this only a few days ago
Why the change of mind on it?

jael holzman @jael.bsky.social · 4d

it really depresses me how so many of my friends who stay posting on x dot com slowly sound like shittier and shittier people

Halloween Cryptid 🎃 @mudfire4.bsky.social · 21h

Wait is this a recent Twitter screenshot? I thought Jael was fully in agreement with Twitter being hella bad & also probably responsible for some of Ari’s takes. Huh.

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full slack @fullslack.bsky.social · 1d

there it is

Ari Drennen
@AriDrennen • 4h :
The reason that the left never wins is that they hate winners.
Brenton
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[ @seizethebanks • 20h
When Mamdani first won his primary and most of the left were celebrating, I tried very hard not to rain on their parade and said that while it was possible for his victory to be good for the movement, it wo... ]

jael holzman @jaeporeon • 4h no they hate zionists

Ari Drennen @AriDrennen
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as I said

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Halloween Cryptid 🎃 @mudfire4.bsky.social · 22h

I gotta know what sub this was in because something tells me it’s gotta be unhinged

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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 1d

haha. this sucks man

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🎃 public HELLth guy 🎃 @publichealthguy1.bsky.social · 1d

seasonal repost of this squirrel i saw

a gray squirrel walking on green grass while holding three big nuts in its arms

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❀◦°⋆°◦.♡ Anne ♡.◦°⋆°◦❀ :3 @stonerprincesss.edm.blue · 1d

did someone do this already or

Adonis the cat laying upside down with his arms above his head but edited to be black & white & has the GTA ‘wasted’ over it

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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 23h

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more mr. dice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · Sep 28

benjamin franklin was just hoping to create a living kite

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Hourly Deers @deers.hourly.media · 23h

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may @maysuser.name · 1d

a practical guide to feminizing hrt

level 5 Resource

user gains fat tits

cannot be used by medics

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 1d

hey look! it's pghrt.diy but dark! and not the funny font! if you want either of those things! and it defaults to dark if your system is dark mode! and remembers your preference either way! whoaaaa web design!!! waowaowaowaow

the website linked, but now dark mode! and a different font if you want that

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beepatrix @radm.transsexual.navy · 23h

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Melle-D @melled42.bsky.social · 23h

#cultofthelamb

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jaythechou.bsky.social @jaythechou.bsky.social · 23h

I Photoshop Paddington into a movie, TV show, or pop culture until I forget: Day 1678

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King of the Road @hedgehogsafety.bsky.social · 23h

In light of the recent new arrivals to Bluesky, I've set up a second list.

This is because I know from prior conversations that some of you want to keep up with posts from these bodies and others don't, so this seemed like the best way forward.

Hopefully, this is helpful for you all.

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Halloween Cryptid 🎃 @mudfire4.bsky.social · 22h

I would like to live in a world where I’m not learning what things like the hatch act of 1939 are because the government is in shambles, but am instead learning about it because I fell into a Wikipedia rabbit hole at 2AM, the way god intended

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