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niko mumford✨
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do no harm, take no shit ✨👊🏻
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not here for a long time or a good time as it turns out
February 16, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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i want the social contagion of transgenderism to be real. i want to be a super spreader
February 1, 2025 at 7:48 AM
my wife is the funniest and most talented
I’ve watched too many reality dating shows recently and have decided to do a mini series of cryptids on dates.

Mordecai’s got a moth tongue and can absolutely slonk your shit stupid style.. but he does prefer the company of lamps.
January 24, 2025 at 2:34 AM
today’s #mask4mask fit check 🖤

feeling particularly hot and transgender today ✨
January 22, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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if nobody got me I know Lucy Dacus Ankles got me
January 22, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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*taps the Sarte quote sign*
January 22, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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i think about this every day
January 21, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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From the same group that brought you “if you criticize genocide you’re antisemitic” it’s “that guy who changed a website’s moderation around to support nazis wasn’t actually doing a nazi salute”.
January 22, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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(touching hand to hidden earpiece) they got mantzoukas
What has 10 legs and is coming soon? Give up? It's the cast of Series 19!

#Taskmaster returns with Fatiha El-Ghorri, Jason Mantzoukas, Mathew Baynton, Rosie Ramsey and Stevie Martin.
January 22, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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everything happens so much
January 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Every queer person alive today stands on the shoulders of brick throwers, rioters, and folks who acted up. Our communities have faced plagues, beatings, persecutions, and that weird not-really-live TV remake of Rocky Horror.

This won't be easy, but we will remain.
January 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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I'm very done with hooting and cheering for cheap dunks. Oh, Congresswoman Meh raised her eyebrows and made a "really?" face at Oligarch VonSatan right before his bill making men under 5'10" illegal passed unanimously? LOL TOTAL DEVASTATION!!!!
January 21, 2025 at 5:54 AM
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if you’re cis, don’t offer trans people meaningless platitudes. instead:
- pay for someone’s HRT
- help a trans person find employment and housing
- donate to local trans organizations
- contact your reps and demand non-compliance with policies targeting trans people
- *listen* to us
January 21, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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I genuinely believe that the salute was a pulse check to see what they’ll be able to get away with, and the media seems to be letting them know it’s everything.

Don’t let your craven non-confrontational nature allow you to ignore the obvious (hand) signs.
January 21, 2025 at 6:24 AM
nice
January 22, 2025 at 5:59 AM
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Tenant organizing, mutual aid, mask blocs, prisoner support, immigration/ICE defense, public education & engagement, and so much more… There are people out there that have been doing the work you want to get involved in. Find them. Solidarity 🖤
The way forward is the same as it’s always been - organize your neighborhood, your household, your workplace. Nobody is coming to save us except ourselves. Look out for one another.
January 21, 2025 at 6:08 AM
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Don't fucking ask a trans woman how she's doing right now unless you want an honest answer.

Spoiler: It's not just going to be "I'm sad but being strong and I know we'll get through this!!!" We are not here to comfort or inspire you.
January 21, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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It’s been a tough day, but we knew this was coming. They told us their playbook months (years) ago, and nothing that happened today has deviated from that.

Take a deep breath. We’ve been preparing. We’ll still be here tomorrow.

I spent tonight with friends and loved ones. I hope you can too.
January 21, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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It was the worst of times. It was the worst of times.
January 21, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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January 21, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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Part of the ceasefire agreement is that for 10 hours a day Israel has to not run the drones over Gaza- so now they are just making them louder and running them all night. I’ve been sent so many audio files at like 2 AM of them buzzing.
January 21, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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What is one simple act of resistance that will absolutely infuriate any authoritarian determined to make the world ignore pandemics and climate change?

Wearing a mask.
January 21, 2025 at 5:24 AM
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January 20, 2025 at 2:53 AM
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A German citizen on Tiktok warns US users about the similarities between Hitler’s rise to power & Trump’s collision with Tiktok, goes viral, then when her prophecy comes true, the video is removed for community guidelines violation.

Draw your own conclusions.

I grabbed a screen recording. 👇👇
January 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM