@aoc.bsky.social Say when and I’ll canvass for you!
I cannot wait for AOC to unceremoniously end Chuck Schumer's career.
November 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
@aoc.bsky.social Say when and I’ll canvass for you!
People are saying there's no upside to this deal. Wait a second. Isn't the end of Chuck Schumer's political career an upside?
November 10, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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Schumer will vote against the deal, but that does not matter.
Either he gave the moderates nodding approval to their actions, or he is unable to keep his caucus together.
This is his failure. @schumer.senate.gov should resign tonight (at least as leader) if this deal goes through.
Either he gave the moderates nodding approval to their actions, or he is unable to keep his caucus together.
This is his failure. @schumer.senate.gov should resign tonight (at least as leader) if this deal goes through.
November 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Schumer will vote against the deal, but that does not matter.
Either he gave the moderates nodding approval to their actions, or he is unable to keep his caucus together.
This is his failure. @schumer.senate.gov should resign tonight (at least as leader) if this deal goes through.
Either he gave the moderates nodding approval to their actions, or he is unable to keep his caucus together.
This is his failure. @schumer.senate.gov should resign tonight (at least as leader) if this deal goes through.
@schumer.senate.gov are you listening?
Know this, @schumer.senate.gov — if you cave, we will not rest until you are primaried and wrested from your seat. When kids on SNAP aren’t being fed, we’re even more hungry for justice. New York has shown you the people’s power just days ago. You *could* join with us, still, and do the right thing.
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 AM
@schumer.senate.gov are you listening?
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Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov: compromising with fascists is compliance. Read the room. Do your jobs. Protect your constituents.
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Hey @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social and @schumer.senate.gov: compromising with fascists is compliance. Read the room. Do your jobs. Protect your constituents.
Attn: @schumer.senate.gov
I'm the spouse of an air traffic controller and I could not be more livid at the news that Dems might cave. I called and left voicemails for my Dem senators. If my family can hold the fucking line, so can they.
November 9, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Attn: @schumer.senate.gov
Yes! Do you hear this @schumer.senate.gov?!!!!
We have as much leverage as we’ve ever had — and Chuck Schumer is on the brink of taking a deal that gives Democrats NOTHING.
I’m glad Hakeem Jeffries will fight this in the House, but it should not get that far. Senate Dems must not cave.
I’m glad Hakeem Jeffries will fight this in the House, but it should not get that far. Senate Dems must not cave.
November 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Yes! Do you hear this @schumer.senate.gov?!!!!
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commissioner gordon calls on the penguin to investigate the joker
It's official: Leader Schumer is calling on the FBI to conduct a counterintelligence threat assessment to analyze the risk of a foreign adversary gaining access to the Epstein files.
July 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
commissioner gordon calls on the penguin to investigate the joker
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To any (D) in leadership who might see this...
The moment you announce, make a statement, issue a press release...or otherwise suggest that "it's time to move on from the Epstein case," I will:
Spend part of each day working to ensure you get voted out of office. Going soft will not be tolerated.
The moment you announce, make a statement, issue a press release...or otherwise suggest that "it's time to move on from the Epstein case," I will:
Spend part of each day working to ensure you get voted out of office. Going soft will not be tolerated.
July 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
To any (D) in leadership who might see this...
The moment you announce, make a statement, issue a press release...or otherwise suggest that "it's time to move on from the Epstein case," I will:
Spend part of each day working to ensure you get voted out of office. Going soft will not be tolerated.
The moment you announce, make a statement, issue a press release...or otherwise suggest that "it's time to move on from the Epstein case," I will:
Spend part of each day working to ensure you get voted out of office. Going soft will not be tolerated.
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this is what i see in my head when i read all your embarrassing stan posts btw
July 3, 2025 at 3:00 PM
this is what i see in my head when i read all your embarrassing stan posts btw
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brad lander primary chuck schumer
June 25, 2025 at 2:50 AM
brad lander primary chuck schumer
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Jeffrey Epstein’s last words were, “I endorse Andrew Cuomo.”
June 23, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Jeffrey Epstein’s last words were, “I endorse Andrew Cuomo.”
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Don’t rank Cuomo.
June 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Don’t rank Cuomo.
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Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state.
That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:
Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:
Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
June 22, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Donald Trump just unilaterally bombed Iran. A masked gang is terrorizing our streets. America has rapidly devolved into an authoritarian state.
That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:
Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
That's why, today, The Onion has purchased a full page ad in today's New York Times with a simple plea to Congress:
Sit back and do absolutely nothing.
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Not a doctor. Not a scientist. No. A longtime heroin addict and current steroid enthusiast who perjured himself in confirmation hearings in order to pursue a twisted agenda that will kill more Americans than Osama Bin Laden.
Kennedy Removes All C.D.C. Vaccine Panel Experts
www.nytimes.com
June 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Not a doctor. Not a scientist. No. A longtime heroin addict and current steroid enthusiast who perjured himself in confirmation hearings in order to pursue a twisted agenda that will kill more Americans than Osama Bin Laden.
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this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
June 5, 2025 at 8:22 PM
this is like drake and kendrick lamar but they're both drake
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It's not that Biden's decline while in office, and the effort to hide it, isn't a story. It's just that the guy *currently* in office is also in serious decline, dangerously so, and was even before he was elected, and there oddly doesn't seem to be the same fervor to cover that story.
May 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It's not that Biden's decline while in office, and the effort to hide it, isn't a story. It's just that the guy *currently* in office is also in serious decline, dangerously so, and was even before he was elected, and there oddly doesn't seem to be the same fervor to cover that story.
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Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
April 28, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Forgive the earnest post here, but one year ago this week, Global Tetrahedron took over The Onion. We've since brought back the paper and ONN, dramatically increased revenue, and hired more writers and artists.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
But most importantly, as other places debased themselves, we refused to bend the knee.
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I lost my job, my kids have measles, and I had to drive my parents 200 miles to a Social Security office, but at least I know that immigrants are getting sent to torture prisons in El Salvador.
April 3, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I lost my job, my kids have measles, and I had to drive my parents 200 miles to a Social Security office, but at least I know that immigrants are getting sent to torture prisons in El Salvador.
Another reason to say, “Fuck the Dodgers!”
“How pathetic. How spineless. More than anything, how hypocritical.”
#SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatLA
www.latimes.com/sports/dodge...
#SFGiants 🥃⚾️ #BeatLA
www.latimes.com/sports/dodge...
Hernández: Dodgers visiting Trump's White House goes against everything they represent
The Dodgers are embarking on the path of least resistance, and that’s not what leaders do. Leaders do what is right and deal with the consequences.
www.latimes.com
March 30, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Another reason to say, “Fuck the Dodgers!”
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Statement from Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer Leader on Pete Hegseth: “Hey, we’ve all been there! We all make mistakes. Now, and this is key, when Pete launches nukes while doing shots in a Foggy Botton dive bar, that’s when it will be important for us to take to the streets.”
March 24, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Statement from Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer Leader on Pete Hegseth: “Hey, we’ve all been there! We all make mistakes. Now, and this is key, when Pete launches nukes while doing shots in a Foggy Botton dive bar, that’s when it will be important for us to take to the streets.”
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Rep. Glenn Ivey suggested Chuck Schumer step down as top Democrat in the Senate over his handling of government funding
He is the first Democratic member of Congress to come out and say so publicly
He is the first Democratic member of Congress to come out and say so publicly
At Angry Town Hall, Democratic Rep Calls For Schumer's Ouster
Maryland Rep. Glenn Ivey criticized Senate Minority Leader Chuck Schumer for refusing to block the Republican government funding bill last week.
www.huffpost.com
March 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Rep. Glenn Ivey suggested Chuck Schumer step down as top Democrat in the Senate over his handling of government funding
He is the first Democratic member of Congress to come out and say so publicly
He is the first Democratic member of Congress to come out and say so publicly
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If I had to name one real cause to explain why we are in this position, it's the determination of centrists to wait until a tyrannical executive has already demolished the government and the Constitution before moving to defending it.
WATCH: Schumer says "our democracy will be at stake" if Trump disobeys the Supreme Court—but "we're not there yet."
March 19, 2025 at 10:52 AM
If I had to name one real cause to explain why we are in this position, it's the determination of centrists to wait until a tyrannical executive has already demolished the government and the Constitution before moving to defending it.