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NarwhalSpaceship
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Chronically at my limit.

Triggering people by merely existing.

Openly fucking disabled.

Luckiest person in the world. (THREAT)

I know what you did there, and I chose to ignore it.
Strange take

Imagine actually paying to read wapo 💩

Everyone deserves food, even people who do not work, which includes billionaires, technically, although in the case of the warlord /ultra rich class, a more efficient option would be choppy chop
December 3, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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“This guy is the hardest worker in the world when he’s playing golf” is exactly the level of patronizing lie that we all deserve for being at this point in history
Sen. Roger Marshall on Trump's health: "I'll work 110 hours a week. He outworks me. He's the first person I've ever known that works harder than I do. He runs around that golf course. He's in incredible shape right now. And you talk about sharp! He's playing 4 dimensional chess"
December 3, 2025 at 1:59 PM
It should be obvious that we need to share resources, unless you don't think every human being is valuable, which is just plain illogical ...and actually terrible - how many people on this planet need to suffer and die for a few billionaires?

None. The answer is none unless you fucking suck.
December 1, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Do you ever sit & think about why all the tech companies can’t just do good in the world? Or why the billionaires & corporations don’t INSIST on paying a fair share of taxes? Or why they REFUSE to use the earth’s wealth for EVERYONE? I do.. Their greed & inhumanity is incomprehensible to me.
December 1, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Tear it all down, and fuck metaphors. We don't need a white house. We don't need capitalism. You all see that they've had the power to change things this whole time, and didn't. The policy has only ever been to extract labor from workers. There is only us now.
Demolishing the East Wing of the White House before finalizing plans for what will be built above its ruins is a near-perfect metaphor for Trump's approach to economic policy. The only difference is the wrecking crew doesn’t claim the rubble is evidence of unprecedented growth.
November 29, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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A 44 year old Mexican immigrant named Vicente Ventura Aguilar has been missing from ICE custody since Oct 7th.

He suffered a medical emergency, lost consciousness & disappeared.

www.latimes.com/politics/sto...
An L.A. man was detained in an immigration raid. No one knows where he is
A witness told his brother and attorneys that the 44-year-old Mexican immigrant, who doesn't have lawful immigration status, was taken into custody by immigration authorities on Oct. 7 in south-centra...
www.latimes.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM
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" If you know someone who has been detained and released by ICE, our REBUILD Program provides FREE therapy to help them regain stability and support." www.darknessrisingproject.org/help-me-find...
REBUILD - Darkness Rising Project
Need help finding a Black therapist? We can help.
www.darknessrisingproject.org
November 22, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Idgaf in the now what laws are violated when said laws made all of this possible. I do care about how now in this crisis we shift from defense of a billionaire's paradise to actually helping people through direct action and organizing as a means to allow ourselves to form a just system.
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
The whole f*cking CDC has been compromised. Of course brainworm is going to brainworm. HE WAS HIRED TO INFURIATE YOU AND IT'S WORKING. & EVERY F*CKING MEDIA OUTLET IS BANKING ON YOU ENGAGING WITH THE SAME SLOP OVER AND OVER AGAIN.
November 22, 2025 at 11:46 PM
DH$ accused her of being a dom€stic terr◇rist even after her charges were dropped.

The real dom€stic terr◇rists are insecure yt supr€macist pigs of all varieties (and their supporters).

She was alerting her neighborhood to danger, and they ran her off the road and sh☆t her 5 times.
She talks about how she was just trying to warn her neighbours that ICE was in the area.

She says she’s a survivor.

This is courage.

It’s also a reminder that DHS will lie to protect its thugs.

Kash Patel still hasn’t removed a tweet that blames Martinez for getting shot.
November 22, 2025 at 10:54 PM
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Paging Andy Ogles!
November 21, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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November 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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“I want their morale as low as possible because a team with low morale is ineffective.”

Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Meet the veteran who chases ICE on a scooter
Clifford “Buzz” Grambo patrols the streets of Baltimore to keep his neighbors safe—and make federal agents uncomfortable.
www.motherjones.com
November 20, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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Really enjoying ICE finding out North Carolina is an open carry state with a stand your ground law. My current favourite genre of TikTok videos is ICE agents in full camo in the woods being hunted by North Carolinians
November 21, 2025 at 12:49 PM
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November 21, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Neither rain nor sleet nor ICE
A U.S. postal worker on Long Island is accused of trying to help a man escape from ICE custody earlier this month, according to a federal criminal complaint: https://gothamist.visitlink.me/YNagDp
US postal worker charged with breaking man out of ICE custody on Long Island
Police arrested the worker and the man she tried to free.
gothamist.visitlink.me
November 21, 2025 at 2:27 AM
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"Quiet, piggy!"

#DonaldTrump
November 21, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Found this homework assignment.
November 21, 2025 at 3:55 AM
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November 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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Anyone who’s ever used emergency contraception or gains peace of mind by even having it on hand owes Dr Camp a debt of gratitude. What a force.

(Also, I just learned one reason the FDA rejected it at first was that they said the name Plan B was too glib!)

Great obit—no paywall.
Sharon Camp, Mother of the ‘Plan B’ Contraceptive Pill, Dies at 81
www.nytimes.com
November 14, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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One of the striking things in Epstein's emails is how fucking inarticulate he is, and how *every other billionaire is just as bad at communicating*.

They're the exact textual equivalents of any interview with Altman or Musk or Thiel etc just fucking babbling incoherent word salad.
November 13, 2025 at 5:48 AM
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telling my kid this is why they’re off school today
On November 11, 1887, four anarchists were hanged, after being found guilty of murder of a cop in Chicago's Haymarket Square, though the prosecutor admitted that they were actually tried for being anarchists.
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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This is so fucked what they did to this man. All because he wanted to operate trains. If he was white, he could kill a homeless Black guy for the crime of “making people uncomfortable” though #freedarius youtu.be/0Hvcnnb4DhM?...
The man whose train OBSESSION put him behind bars for life
YouTube video by Xevi
youtu.be
October 23, 2025 at 5:28 AM