Neill Mohammad
@neilla.bsky.social
Former IL-16 House candidate, former DeKalb Co. (Illinois) Board rep, former Illinoisan, former social scientist, former Twitter user
if memory serves, ICE was the dead-end bureaucratic job that vic mackey was sentenced to after his reign of terror at LAPD finally came to an end in “the shield” 🫠
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:48 PM
if memory serves, ICE was the dead-end bureaucratic job that vic mackey was sentenced to after his reign of terror at LAPD finally came to an end in “the shield” 🫠
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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
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Time to watch some Coen Bros movies
January 10, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Time to watch some Coen Bros movies
fuck you i came in second 💪🏼
40% of Bluesky have been contestants on Jeopardy making us a very smart website but all of them came in third so its not like that impressive
January 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
fuck you i came in second 💪🏼
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this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
this is your mission. roll up to this daycare in full tactical gear to harass some kids and teachers. when you get spooked by your own shadow like a panicked horse and start shooting your gun, our pedophile president will call the person you shot a terrorist. good luck soldier
de-Baathifying ourselves not quite 25 years later.
imperial abuses always return back to the metropole eventually, or however that saying goes. 🙁
imperial abuses always return back to the metropole eventually, or however that saying goes. 🙁
January 7, 2026 at 10:12 PM
de-Baathifying ourselves not quite 25 years later.
imperial abuses always return back to the metropole eventually, or however that saying goes. 🙁
imperial abuses always return back to the metropole eventually, or however that saying goes. 🙁
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one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
one problem with learning is it will make you so angry at how stupid everything is
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
January 3, 2026 at 10:57 PM
this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to jump out of a helicopter to kidnap a head of state and his wife so some oil ceos can make a lot of money. we’ll be watching from a resort in florida that still serves wedge salad and checking how many retweets we get. good luck soldier
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One of the many reasons "Abolish ICE" has been a popular refrain on the left — besides the fact that borders and border security means violence — is that ICE and CBP were always going to be the agencies that would become the SS.
December 28, 2025 at 7:32 PM
One of the many reasons "Abolish ICE" has been a popular refrain on the left — besides the fact that borders and border security means violence — is that ICE and CBP were always going to be the agencies that would become the SS.
we are so goddamn free in this country that reliable reporting about the concentration camp we’re running is only available as forbidden samizdat
The video has been taken down from YouTube. You can still download it here: is.gd/paU8Ko
I just uploaded @jasonparis.bsky.social 's recording of the segment CBS News pulled from "60 Minutes" to YouTube:
December 23, 2025 at 12:23 AM
we are so goddamn free in this country that reliable reporting about the concentration camp we’re running is only available as forbidden samizdat
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techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
November 28, 2025 at 9:52 AM
techbros: we have created AGI
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
cognitive scientists: you fucked up a perfectly good spreadsheet is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
December 17, 2025 at 4:38 PM
If we are banning cell phones for kids we need to be talking about banning chatbots for boomers
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
www.persuasion.community/p/my-chatgpt...
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At the risk of hugging the third rail, the truth of the academic job market, at least in history or classics, is neither DEI or anti-DEI.
It is that that 1) there are no jobs and 2) our hiring culture treats candidates like they 'spoil' after a few years.
No one knows who is mediocre or not.
It is that that 1) there are no jobs and 2) our hiring culture treats candidates like they 'spoil' after a few years.
No one knows who is mediocre or not.
December 17, 2025 at 6:43 AM
At the risk of hugging the third rail, the truth of the academic job market, at least in history or classics, is neither DEI or anti-DEI.
It is that that 1) there are no jobs and 2) our hiring culture treats candidates like they 'spoil' after a few years.
No one knows who is mediocre or not.
It is that that 1) there are no jobs and 2) our hiring culture treats candidates like they 'spoil' after a few years.
No one knows who is mediocre or not.
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I don't know, Aaron. I think we need to take this seriously. In fact, after surveying hundreds of years of history in the past few days, I've written an article assessing the originalist case here:
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers....
December 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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so we’re at the point where even a guy who was censured by the House for getting horny on main about someone shooting AOC has had enough
December 15, 2025 at 5:11 PM
so we’re at the point where even a guy who was censured by the House for getting horny on main about someone shooting AOC has had enough
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Compare the statement about the antisemitic terror attack in Australia by the Israeli Prime Minister with the one by Zohran Mamdani, and ask yourself who more truly cares about condemning antisemitism, as opposed to using it to promote unrelated politics.
December 14, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Compare the statement about the antisemitic terror attack in Australia by the Israeli Prime Minister with the one by Zohran Mamdani, and ask yourself who more truly cares about condemning antisemitism, as opposed to using it to promote unrelated politics.
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Them Shepard’s was not 🤬’ing around with that pie!!!!!!
December 12, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Them Shepard’s was not 🤬’ing around with that pie!!!!!!
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"we're having a crisis of masculinity!11!" - a man-baby dork
December 7, 2025 at 1:50 AM
"we're having a crisis of masculinity!11!" - a man-baby dork
even the chronology in the first paragraph is a lie. california didn’t even have the ability to gerrymander until the ballot measure passed last month, which was after NC moved.
just feels particularly brazen. 🙃
just feels particularly brazen. 🙃
BREAKING: Supreme Court sides with Texas Republicans in fight over congressional map. The new gerrymandered map will be used in the 2026 midterms. The vote is 6–3, with the Republican appointees siding with Texas.
December 4, 2025 at 11:39 PM
even the chronology in the first paragraph is a lie. california didn’t even have the ability to gerrymander until the ballot measure passed last month, which was after NC moved.
just feels particularly brazen. 🙃
just feels particularly brazen. 🙃
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Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
December 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Because you're an adult you fucking muppet. You gotta pay the magic forward.
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TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
TRUMP [after spending 5 minutes with Zohran]: surplus value, it’s a very wonderful thing, very wonderful, and they’re stealing it. Can you believe that?
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
We’re going to be looking very strongly at the bourgeoisie, what they’re up to
YO WTF HIS UNCLES WERE ROBERT SAMUELSON AND KENNETH-FUCKING-ARROW?!?!?
Something I somehow only just learned is that Summers was born into this family, and somehow, against all odds, became a Harvard economist himself, surely solely off the strength of his talent and intelligence!
November 21, 2025 at 5:15 PM
YO WTF HIS UNCLES WERE ROBERT SAMUELSON AND KENNETH-FUCKING-ARROW?!?!?
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