Streaming categories need to be stopped
December 15, 2024 at 5:31 AM
Streaming categories need to be stopped
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Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
Mom: Let's pick out a Christmas movie to watch on Thanksgiving. Which one do you guys want to watch?
Family (in unison): DUNE!
Family (in unison): DUNE!
November 29, 2024 at 7:40 PM
Dune has the same plot as the Westminster Dog Show: After generations of careful breeding, we have produced this perfect little freak of nature and now it has behavioral issues
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Car salesman: "This year's model has a lot of upgrades. All wheel drive, backup camera, and lots of legumes inside."
Me: "Sounds great! You mean lots of leg room though, right?"
Salesman opens the car door silently. 432,971 peanuts fall onto the dealership floor.
Me: "That's nuts"
Me: "Sounds great! You mean lots of leg room though, right?"
Salesman opens the car door silently. 432,971 peanuts fall onto the dealership floor.
Me: "That's nuts"
November 30, 2024 at 3:22 PM
Car salesman: "This year's model has a lot of upgrades. All wheel drive, backup camera, and lots of legumes inside."
Me: "Sounds great! You mean lots of leg room though, right?"
Salesman opens the car door silently. 432,971 peanuts fall onto the dealership floor.
Me: "That's nuts"
Me: "Sounds great! You mean lots of leg room though, right?"
Salesman opens the car door silently. 432,971 peanuts fall onto the dealership floor.
Me: "That's nuts"
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So we beat on, boys against the milkshake, borne back ceaselessly into the yard
November 23, 2024 at 2:22 AM
So we beat on, boys against the milkshake, borne back ceaselessly into the yard
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The AI restaurant turkey human centipede is real and it can hurt you.
November 20, 2024 at 3:21 AM
The AI restaurant turkey human centipede is real and it can hurt you.
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Happy birthday to Keanu Reeves
September 2, 2023 at 1:09 PM
Happy birthday to Keanu Reeves
Not exactly "fucked up" but the local vacuum shop made its sign say "OUR VACCUMS SUCK, DOES YOURS?" and people were mad about it for long enough that they had to change it.
The saying is now one of several items on a rotating digital sign.
The saying is now one of several items on a rotating digital sign.
There is at least one fixture from your hometown that sounds incredibly fucked up to any outsider
Like there's a local commercial for a pet store called J.B. Fuckensucks and you wouldn't blink twice at it
Like there's a local commercial for a pet store called J.B. Fuckensucks and you wouldn't blink twice at it
August 20, 2023 at 3:56 PM
Not exactly "fucked up" but the local vacuum shop made its sign say "OUR VACCUMS SUCK, DOES YOURS?" and people were mad about it for long enough that they had to change it.
The saying is now one of several items on a rotating digital sign.
The saying is now one of several items on a rotating digital sign.
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Reposted by Chris Norris
Reposted by Chris Norris
who called them false teeth and not substitooths
August 13, 2023 at 3:36 PM
who called them false teeth and not substitooths
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all my homies hate snails
August 9, 2023 at 10:55 AM
all my homies hate snails
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My industry has lost the plot. There seems to be a gigantic hole for coverage of the way life has shifted since the pandemic, of Long Covid, of the dismantling of rights at the state level, and news execs are like “We heard you! Here’s why showing you every angle of Hunter Biden’s penis matters.”
August 4, 2023 at 3:47 PM
My industry has lost the plot. There seems to be a gigantic hole for coverage of the way life has shifted since the pandemic, of Long Covid, of the dismantling of rights at the state level, and news execs are like “We heard you! Here’s why showing you every angle of Hunter Biden’s penis matters.”
Watching Oppenheimer as Christopher Nolan intended: at a Thursday matinee surrounded by 70-year-olds
August 3, 2023 at 4:26 PM
Watching Oppenheimer as Christopher Nolan intended: at a Thursday matinee surrounded by 70-year-olds
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The Letterboxd Mission Impossible review feature is fun because it makes me feel like my words are important to national security
July 23, 2023 at 8:12 PM
The Letterboxd Mission Impossible review feature is fun because it makes me feel like my words are important to national security
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one only tells lies. one only tells the truth. and the third one is stinky
July 9, 2023 at 6:13 AM
one only tells lies. one only tells the truth. and the third one is stinky
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myspace tom has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time and build an electric car
July 7, 2023 at 12:11 AM
myspace tom has the chance to do the funniest thing of all time and build an electric car
Live look at twitter hq
July 6, 2023 at 11:59 PM
Live look at twitter hq
Reconnecting with my twitter mutuals
July 4, 2023 at 12:27 AM
Reconnecting with my twitter mutuals
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If BlueSky wants to attract users it needs to bring back MSN Messenger styled statuses.
.~*iM nOt SiCk BuT iM nOt WeLl*~.
.~*iM nOt SiCk BuT iM nOt WeLl*~.
July 2, 2023 at 9:21 AM
If BlueSky wants to attract users it needs to bring back MSN Messenger styled statuses.
.~*iM nOt SiCk BuT iM nOt WeLl*~.
.~*iM nOt SiCk BuT iM nOt WeLl*~.