Ryan
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Ryan
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why do people twitter
January 7, 2026 at 9:04 PM
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with boundless joy in my heart
January 4, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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November 21, 2025 at 4:28 PM
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On this day 55 years ago, blubber went boom at the Oregon Coast.

That's when officials made the legendary decision to blow up a dead whale.

Here's a look back at the explosive piece of Oregon lore with a 2020 story by OPB's Tiffany Camhi written ahead of the whale of a tale's 50th anniversary.
‘It was like a blubber snowstorm’: Why Oregon blew up a whale in 1970
The exploding whale is a piece of Oregon lore that just won’t go away. It’s one of those real-life stories that just sounds too strange to be real.
www.opb.org
November 12, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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maybe not the best time but I can't fault them for trying
November 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I think it's pretty clear, Zohran Mamdani won the NYC Mayoral Election because he's a Sounders fan.
November 5, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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some memes are classic
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 AM
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PRICE JUST WENT UP (On Danny Musovski)
November 4, 2025 at 4:37 AM
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Gonna be very funny come May/June when Sounders fans hit levels of "told you so" over Roldan that have rarely been seen. We're gonna need new gadgets to measure it.
October 15, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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April 3, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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KEN JENNINGS FROM THE TOP ROPE
September 25, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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Hang the banner.
September 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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It gets even crazier
September 11, 2025 at 7:26 PM
We’re so cooked
The future is watching a Mormon influencer doing self-promotion following an assassination through your phone screen until you are the Mormon influencer filming
September 11, 2025 at 9:45 PM
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Seems harsh from De La Vega but I guess when you win 3-0 you get to call the shots
September 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Obed Vargas is him
Obed Vargas and the Seattle Sounders put on a clinic for how to deal with Lionel Messi in the first half.

As Taylor Twellman noted on the broadcast, they're body-checking Messi -- or at least tracking his runs -- so he can't run free after he hits a pass.
September 1, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 7:24 AM
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The trophy cabinet speaks for itself 🙌
September 1, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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September 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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I haven't seen this many people vaguely posting about something exciting since the first Dempsey -> Sounders rumors.
August 30, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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The smirk of a man who is not the guy in trouble for once
August 21, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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The Sounders are crazy because it’s like…ah the Alaska-native Mexico international converted & the cocky, Russia-born goalkeeper with the Stanford education who looks like he was a Sons of Anarchy extra has made a save to send them through.

Of course.
August 21, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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A good way to start spiraling is to try to calculate how many minutes of you’re life you’ve spent on the “Coverage will start soon” Apple TV landing screen that you’ll never get back
August 21, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Leagues Cup is fun, actually.
August 1, 2025 at 4:29 AM