nick bebel
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nick bebel
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As a fan of both Notre Dame and Vanderbilt football, I will definitely be calm and rational about today.
December 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
When people said dog ownership was 90% talking about your dog’s poops, I always knew they were kidding. I just didn’t realize the joke was that it is actually 100%.
November 5, 2025 at 11:53 PM
The band playing at this pool is playing nothing but Daft Punk. I have never been more ok.
September 27, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I am ok with Diego becoming the permanent QB at Vandy
NEW: Vanderbilt QB Diego Pavia's attorney has set the stage to challenge the NCAA for a 7th season of eligibility👀

(h/t @samcehrlich)

Details: https://www.on3.com/news/vanderbilt-qb-diego-pavias-attorney-sets-stage-to-challenge-for-7th-season-of-eligibility/
September 17, 2025 at 5:02 PM
I can't support hate like this. Being an Eagles fan is degeneracy. Everything else 11/10
"I just want to say, go birds, fuck ICE and free Palestine," "Hacks" star Hannah Einbinder at the #Emmys
September 15, 2025 at 7:17 AM
He takes separating families VERY seriously
Trump border czar Homan, wife 'living separately' because of death threats
Trump border czar Homan, wife 'living separately' because of death threats
President Trump's border czar Tom Homan said in a new interview that he and his wife are not currently living together because of death threats he has received for enforcing Trump's immigration crackdown and the amount of time he spends working. "My wife's living separately from me right now, mainly because I worked for many hours, but mostly because of the death threats against me," Homan told New York Post columnist Miranda Devine on Wednesday's episode of her "Pod Force One" podcast. "I see her as much as I can, but the death threats against me and my family are outrageous." Homan, who holds the formal title White House executive associate director of enforcement and removal operations, was a top immigration aide to Trump during his first presidency but moved to the private sector and worked as an immigration policy pundit over the past four years. "Even my wife said, 'You know, it's a huge pay cut,' because I'm doing good in the private sector," he said of receiving Trump's call to join the new administration while the couple was having dinner one night. "She's in the middle of remodeling — months of stuff — and all that stopped because I'm leaving the private sector, going back to a government paycheck." He said she urged him to do it anyway. "She said, 'You need to go back or we'll get divorced ... because if you don't go back, you'll be waking up every day, pissed off that you didn't go back, and I've gotta live with four more years of you being pissed off, so go back and do the job,'" Homan recalled, chuckling. Homan told Devine he didn't hesitate at the chance to join Trump's second administration this year and doesn't regret the decision, despite personal sacrifices. "I'm not going anywhere," he said. "I mean, I had a thousand protestors at my house in Upstate New York, my lake house." "I'm not going away, 'cause I know how important it is to secure our border," he added. Homan defended Immigrations and Customs Enforcement activity in Los Angeles, which sparked mass anti-ICE protests that prompted Trump to deploy thousands of National Guardsmen and Marines to guard federal buildings and workers. "We were serving three criminal arrest warrants ... it was a criminal investigation that happened to deal with money laundering, tax evasion and customs fraud," Homan said. "We know that in the Garment District, there is strong suspicion that some of that funding is sent to Mexico and Colombia to fund cartel activity, so it was a criminal investigation." "Right away, the left went nuts, saying 'ICE is doing an immigration raid,' and they came out in force," he added. Over the course of the nearly hourlong interview with Devine, Homan praised New York Mayor Eric Adams (D), saying he believes Adams cares about public safety, and derided other Democrats whom he accused of using immigration as a political ploy. "Every Democrat I ask these questions to, they can't answer me: What's the downside of less drugs coming across? What's the downside of less sex trafficking of women and children? What's the downside of less people in terrorist organizations coming across? What's the downside of less gang members and criminals coming across?" Homan said. "What's the downside of a secure border?" "They'll never admit it, but they know that they see a future political benefit," he added.
thehill.com
June 25, 2025 at 7:36 PM
As someone who works in technical sales, I can say that a 23% churn rate after 6 months is catastrophically bad.
June 25, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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Though paradoxically if you call *yourself* weird, rather than being called it by others, you go all the way round again to being even more tedious, and probably think your colourful socks are a substitute for a personality.
Being called weird is only an insult if you're boring. If you're an interesting person, then you embrace being weird.
June 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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“i asked chat gpt” “i asked grok” Jeeves would kill you where you stand
June 17, 2025 at 2:22 PM
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You almost have to appreciate just how beautifully this illustrates the gerontocratic nature of American politics: the Ancient Umbrella is imbued with more experience simply because it existed longer.
June 16, 2025 at 8:30 AM
A guy at this bar is one his second tall glass of Jäegermeister.

I am afraid
June 13, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Elect me to congress and I will bring THIS energy to this stupid game
June 12, 2025 at 1:10 AM
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the man contains multitudes
May 27, 2025 at 7:01 PM
And people question why the 49ers loaded up on run stoppers.
As NFL defenses get more exotic (and lighter) on 3rd/4th down, offenses have started to just pound the rock and run through the looks (and also help themselves on 4th down).

7 of the top 20 rushing rates (since 2012) on 3rd/4th down & 3+ yards to go were by offenses in 2024.
May 19, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Terrible way to announce the Chicago pope; no Ray Clay, no idea how tall he is or where he is gonna line up.

At least we found out he want to Villanova.
May 8, 2025 at 6:06 PM
I can finally relate to a pope.
the New Pope says he's from Chicago but he's *actually* from Naperville
May 8, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Dan Campbell was allowed to draft a lineman with a mullet. The NFL will not be ready for that kind of power.
April 26, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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i will never apologize for a post
April 24, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I just got in a Lyft and the driver changed the music to “Africa” by Toto. I feel called out but I’m unclear how.
April 22, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Temu Lindsay Graham
Draco Malfoy left Hogwarts for this
April 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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Ja should do increasingly anodyne celebrations for increasingly deadly acts. mimic pressing a button and explain afterward that he launched a sortie of Tomahawks that leveled 8 city blocks. sign his name in the air and tell the press it was an executive order committing 200k troops to invade Syria
espn.com ESPN @espn.com · Apr 11
Memphis Grizzlies star Ja Morant, recently fined for mimicking pointing a long gun after a 3-pointer, said mimicking a grenade toss was "my celebration now until somebody else has a problem with it, and I'll find another one."
Ja doing grenade celebration until it's 'a problem'
Grizzlies star Ja Morant, recently fined for mimicking pointing a long gun after a 3-pointer, said mimicking a grenade toss was "my celebration now until somebody else has a problem with it, and I'll find another one."
spr.ly
April 11, 2025 at 3:38 PM
DFW might be the most unhinged airport I have ever been to. They have a Wendy’s/Panda Express that has an attached bar, a gaming bar, and an IHOP.

Please praise my Oxford comma usage as well.
April 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Long overdue, but still love to see it.
It’s official: Stunt performers are getting their own Oscar, starting with 2028 show. Very hard faught win for stunt community and will add more blockbusters to the telecast…
April 10, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This is applying hard for Draymond right now. Grey in the beard = DPOY?
Mad respect to Ovechkin not dying his beard. LeBron could never.
April 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
The Irish are playing like they were offended by the 3 seed and need to prove some people wrong.
March 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM