Nils Larsgård
nilsdrakedrepar.bsky.social
Nils Larsgård
@nilsdrakedrepar.bsky.social
Kodemaker, Norwegian, developer. Creator of Farvann.
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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software.

Just fuck you. Fuck you all.

I can't remember the last time I was this angry.
December 25, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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LLMs are like overconfident white men. They may be wrong but they say it with such authority that people believe them.
There are still a lot of smart people who seem to be surprised and upset that they can't make AI stop making shit up. Like that's literally what it does. "I told it not to do that!" Cool. But you it can't understand right? You're not giving it "instructions". It's just words.
December 16, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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I wrote a blog post about why you should throw away Bash and use Python for more complicated scripts. It's not surprising, but I think too many people forget it's even an option:

hypirion.com/musings/use-...
Use Python for Scripting!
"Use the right tool" is nice in theory, but not when the tool acts a bit differently from machine to machine, and isn't always installed.
hypirion.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Me: what time is it?
iOS : 14:17 or 04:17, i am hiding the first digit from you
December 3, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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Excellent talk! Highly recommended!
November 11, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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The primary advantage of using Signal over WhatsApp is that Signal does not store metadata. Just sayin'.

www.forbes.com/sites/the-wi...
How ICE Spies On WhatsApp
ICE’s HSI division gets contacts from the WhatsApp account of a fake ID dealer and has little trouble identifying them, according to warrant.
www.forbes.com
October 23, 2025 at 1:54 AM
postgres>>mssql
October 15, 2025 at 8:46 AM
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Okei. Helt seriøst nå.

MDG måles til 7,1%. Det er vilt bra!
Men dette er IKKE trygt.

Sist vi fløy så høyt var i 2021. «Klimavalget». ALLE trodde MDG skulle ta sperregrensa.

Vi kom skarve 1721 stemmer unna.

Det kommer til å skje igjen om du ikke stemmer grønt i dag.

Bli med på vinnerlaget!💚
September 2, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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– Jeg har alltid ønsket meg en par-programmerer, skriver Marina i @kodemaker.bsky.social. 💃🕺

Nå har hun, med litt jobb, funnet en:

Cursor.
Sånn gjør hun Cursor enda kraftigere
Marina Santos Haugen i Kodemaker har gode tips til hvordan du gjør Cursor mye bedre.
www.kode24.no
August 27, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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An Open Source sustainability story in two slides. (for a coming talk of mine)

Slide 1: car brands using #curl
Slide 2: car brands sponsoring or paying for #curl support
August 14, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Det er litt spesielt når hun som kan bli den yngste på Stortinget noensinne er den voksne i rommet.
August 5, 2025 at 8:07 PM
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July 28, 2025 at 11:00 AM
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Oppdrett på land? Ja, det er mulig! Arild besøker Salmon Evolution – fremtidens oppdrettsanlegg! Ingen lus, ingen rømming, bare ren, miljøvennlig mat. 🙌🏻🐟
July 16, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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Honda R&D, a subsidiary of Honda Motor Company on Tuesday, June 17th conducted a launch and landing test of an experimental reusable rocket developed independently by Honda. The test was completed successfully, the first time Honda landed a rocket after reaching an altitude of 300 meters.
June 17, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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− Farlig å gjøre seg digitalt avhengig av ustabile land, sier @ingridlil.bsky.social
Skydebatt i Stortinget: − Farlig å gjøre seg avhengig av ustabile land
MDG vil ha en «strategi for gradvis løsrivelse fra digitale løsninger som overfører norske persondata til USA». Det vil ikke regjeringen.
www.digi.no
June 6, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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You know what’s worse than an idiot? An idiot with an LLM.
June 2, 2025 at 9:54 PM
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"Your health records will be on the block chain."
"Everyone will live in the Metaverse."
"All art will be NFTs."
"Generative AI will replace the need for humans."

We need to reckon with the reality that the tech industry no longer creates things that anyone wants.
The next time someone tells you some dumb-ass tech thing is "inevitable" even if a company has spent tens of billions of dollars on it
April 28, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Zuckerberg kjører 2 båter når han er på tur, Wingman og Launchpad
April 30, 2025 at 8:05 PM
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Lovely Saturday, isn’t it? Perfect weather for… hitting Submit on your JavaZone talk.

📆 Deadline = tomorrow night.
🔗 2025.javazone.no/en/speaker

Do the thing — future-you will thank present-you.
April 26, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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April 24, 2025 at 8:04 PM
De nye reglene om cookies fra 1.januar sier tydelig at « Kravene til et gyldig samtykke innebærer blant annet at det skal være like lett å si nei som å si ja til å samtykke.» Dette er stikk i strid med det jeg opplever på norske nettaviser. www.datatilsynet.no/aktuelt/aktu...
Nye cookie-regler fra 1. januar
Kravene til samtykke for bruk av informasjonskapsler (cookies) og lignende teknologier ble skjerpet 1. januar.
www.datatilsynet.no
April 20, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Thinking of going to LambdaConf?

Don't.
April 17, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Cruiseskipet «Asuka 3» skriver navnet sitt med gps-loggen. Litt morsomt, men lurer på hvor mange liter diesel dette brenner opp🫤
April 15, 2025 at 5:47 AM
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Samtykkelov er helt uproblematisk for alle som er flinke til å forsikre seg om at begge parter er med på dette. Hvis en samtykkelov endrer virkeligheten din så var det på tide. Takk, det var alt.
April 12, 2025 at 8:17 AM