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Noah Mittman
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Realizing I'm spread too thin across socials -- Find me federating at @[email protected]
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My dark comedy Brawling Action Tactics game, Treachery in Beatdown City is *massively* on sale, until tomorrow at 10AM PST.

🤜🏼 Fight shitty people
👮🏼 Including fascist cops & billionaire politicians
🎶Some of the best modern chiptunes

beatdown.city/tibcstm
Save 90% on Treachery in Beatdown City on Steam
Explore an ANGRY city, meet the WORST people, and beat 'em up with STYLE! Pick your fighter, FREEZE TIME, build custom combos, and knock out your enemies, all to save the president.
beatdown.city
January 4, 2026 at 9:03 PM
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So, is there a MRS. Scrub Dadd—oh I’m so sorry, you folks have a good night
December 30, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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holy fuck what an intro
December 30, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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Let's start a campaign to add the tag "Arcade Puzzle" to games like Tetris, Lumines, Puyo Puyo, Petal Crash, etc on Steam. These games get lumped in with great but completely different genres of puzzle games like Portal and sadly sidelined. Steam users have the power to carve out this niche!
January 2, 2026 at 1:24 AM
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The very simple question that should be asked over and over is “what good are all these AI companies giving us that outweighs the environmental devastation, skyrocketing utility costs, murders and suicides, revenge porn, general psychosis, and CSAM-on-demand”
January 2, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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It’s too late, I have already portrayed myself as Chortling Bernie and you as Seething Eric Adams
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
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It's cool to know you an do an exacutive order to undo all prior executive orders... Just a thing I am thinking about
I was wondering what Mamdani's first executive order would be, and I'm not disappointed by this.

He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.
January 2, 2026 at 12:14 AM
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Akihiro Miwa perfects Moro's laugh in the recording sessions for Princess Mononoke

From: How Princess Mononoke Was Born (1998), dir. Toshiro Uratani, Buena Vista Home Entertainment
December 30, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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still not over this pose 😅 #Pluribus
December 26, 2025 at 6:58 AM
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Defunded and still stunning, the 2025 production of Shakespeare's TWELFTH NIGHT feat. Lupita Nyong'o, Sandra Oh, and Peter Dinklage is streaming on @pbs.org until the end of the year.
Review: PBS’ TWELFTH NIGHT casts Epiphany Eve in a new light
PBS invites you to keep the season's spirit going clear through 'til Epiphany with their latest installment of Great Performances. Its fourth episode this season, and first since the government has defunded the station: William Shakespeare's Twelfth Night, or What You Will. The horny, gender-bending, uneven and partly unresolved problem play is the ultimate Epiphany Feast fête, actually, as the twelfth night of Christmas (Epiphany Eve) is all about embracing the madcap and reversing roles.
www.comicsbeat.com
December 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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In war, there is often no winner.
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 PM
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Writing this piece was a crash course in the history and promise of FMV games, and really informed my approach to writing @blippo.plus. It’s online here, if that interests you:

pioneerworks.org/broadcast/in...
Playing God | Broadcast
Interactive cinema isn't a game.
pioneerworks.org
December 23, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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Our host @alexjaffe.bsky.social committed to the bit and got high for the first time ever to write an episode for our 420th show. And then recorded it! This is not only a funny recording of a person getting high for the first time, it's an insight into how our episode questions are written.
and, now available on Patreon, a bonus episode of @alexjaffe.bsky.social getting stoned for the first time and writing these questions. www.patreon.com/posts/bonus-...

Hear how every episode of Insert Credit gets made, more behind-the-scenes secrets, and what 5mg of gummy does to a person.
Bonus Credit 420 - Four Foot Twenty | insert credit
Get more from insert credit on Patreon
www.patreon.com
December 22, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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I say this with zero irony: if you are even tangentially a part of a retro video game community, it is your civic duty to push back against this company and shun anyone who doesn't. This is fascism tapping gently at the door and as soon as you let it in, it's going to invite its friends.
December 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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Immensely funny that meta sunk billions of dollars into their stupid virtual world no one uses while second life still somehow exists and has an active profitable user base

Proof once again that things will only succeed if people can be degenerately horny on them
December 16, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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I've been thinking about this over the last couple of years and its connection to COVID. There is a lot more brain injury out there from repeated infections, and I'm wondering if everyone pretending COVID is not still happening has allowed a whole generation to suffer life-altering injuries.
This was interesting
December 18, 2025 at 6:32 AM
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It would be so cool if you could still search for things
December 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
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people don't want an agentic os they want to do this
December 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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I guess some Core Design development stuff leaked and this screenshot from an Indiana Jones prototype for PSP is absolutely delightful
November 27, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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LOL... Pentagon released a new AI military chatbot and it immediately pointed out that Pete Hegseth is a war criminal.

abovethelaw.com/2025/12/pent...
Pentagon Unveils New GenAI Platform, It Immediately Starts Flagging Pete Hegseth's War Crimes - Above the Law
The Defense Department's new ChatJAG turned out to be better than the human chain of command.
abovethelaw.com
December 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
You will be visited by three spirits
December 10, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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He looks like he’s trying to stop his dog from leaving him
December 7, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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What if Blippo+ goty
December 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Happy 76th Birthday, Tom Waits!
December 7, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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There is a fifth wave of ska, beyond that which is known to rude boys
December 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM