noah_shumway
@noahshumway.bsky.social
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razzball.bsky.social
Vladdy Jr. with his best Big Papi impression DAAAAA YANKEES LOSE
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jeffpasan.bsky.social
Vladimir Guerrero Jr. is doing his best to hold back tears on the field at Yankee Stadium. He is losing that battle.

This means more to him than anyone on the Blue Jays’ roster. He committed to 14 years with the Jays and was rewarded with the deepest playoff run of his career.
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alainnfocail.bsky.social
GOOD FOR BASEBALL.
baseballot.bsky.social
The AL's representative in the World Series will either be the Tigers (haven't been since 2012), Blue Jays (haven't been since 1993), or the Mariners (have never played in a World Series).
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razzball.bsky.social
Blue Jays are blasting Frank Sinatra’s “New York, New York” during their celebration
noahshumway.bsky.social
“it’s a beautiful game”
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sky.skymarchini.net
declaring email bankruptcy because it just doesn't end will fix things, right?
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ltotheucy.bsky.social
I, for one, will remember Aaron Judge’s 2025 season as him striking out right there.
noahshumway.bsky.social
lol shoulda lost a day ago Yankees
noahshumway.bsky.social
What the fuck is wrong with the ppl shooting them
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jacki.bsky.social
Bro I don’t want to know about your secret time
rightwingwatch.bsky.social
MAGA pastor Hank Kunneman brags that he's been using prayer to "restrain the power of evil" that Omaha, Nebraska's Democratic mayor John Ewing, Jr. would otherwise do: "The reason he's going to behave himself is not because I have to write a letter, but I'm praying, I'm praying in my secret time."
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chloeph.bsky.social
Noah was already totally out on it, but I’m definitely not doing RAGBRAI now
juliedicaro.bsky.social
This is getting wild.

The states of Iowa, Montana, Oklahoma, South Carolina, and 14 others have just asked for permission to file THEIR amicus brief in IL v. Trump.
The States of Iowa, Montana, Oklahoma, South Carolina and 14 additional States
respectfully move for leave to submit the attached amicus curiae brief in support of Defendants
and their opposition to Plaintiffs’ requested temporary restraining order and preliminary
injunction. Proposed amici are States with a vested interest in federalism, the relationship between
States and the federal government, and deploying the National Guard. We also each have a vital
interest in supporting the President and Congress in enacting and enforcing valid immigration
laws. Every State has a responsibility to protect our citizens.
The federalization of States’ National Guard units is a matter of profound public
importance, as it directly implicates the delicate balance of power between state and federal
governments—a true cornerstone of Federalism. States generally maintain authority over their
National Guard units, allowing governors to deploy them for state-specific needs, such as disaster
response or public safety. Federalization of state National Guard units without gubernatorial
noahshumway.bsky.social
In my secret time
rightwingwatch.bsky.social
MAGA pastor Hank Kunneman brags that he's been using prayer to "restrain the power of evil" that Omaha, Nebraska's Democratic mayor John Ewing, Jr. would otherwise do: "The reason he's going to behave himself is not because I have to write a letter, but I'm praying, I'm praying in my secret time."
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starkissed.bsky.social
I have wanted a Trex inflatable for a long time. Is it time to pull the trigger?
noahshumway.bsky.social
don’t understand spending money in these shit hole states
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banthaskull.bsky.social
Sunday October 18th. Let’s not hear any complaining. You’ve got 11 days to work it out!
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razzball.bsky.social
Zohran Mamdani hops on a Citi Bike and a woman heckles him, shouting “communist!” He responds, “That’s cyclist”
noahshumway.bsky.social
Every time i see him in Baltimore i’m like “best baseball player???”
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vexedheretic.bsky.social
This is an audition
rightwingwatch.bsky.social
Former Oklahoma state superintendent of education Ryan Walters says that his new mission is to "destroy the teachers union." www.peoplefor.org/rightwingwat...
noahshumway.bsky.social
not convincing
woulditdongagain.bsky.social
Ryan McMahon vs Mason Fluharty

Home Run (1) 💣

Exit velo: 102.8 mph
Launch angle: 24 deg
Projected distance: 357 ft

This would have been a home run in 11/30 MLB ballparks, but not at Rogers Centre

TOR @ NYY
🔻 3rd
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razzball.bsky.social
Hideki Matsui here pictured with the founder of ANTIFA’s girlfriend
Hideki Matsui and his wife
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chrpngbrd.bsky.social
and today there another mass overdose (non-fatal) event in Penn North.

prohibition/confiscation of drugs does nothing but make those using the drugs less safe. the war on drugs is not going to be won. if we want to improve public safety it won’t be through funding cops.
loganhullinger.com
The BPD is touting another drug bust today. As always, the people they arrested — and the drugs they seized — will immediately be replaced.

Drug users will pivot to an even more unpredictable and lethal drug supply. The enforcement won't hurt sales; it'll just hurt people.
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runnerlane.bsky.social
“My best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend heard from a guy who knows a kid who's going with the girl who saw Antifa at 31 Flavors last night"
rtodkelly.bsky.social
"the girlfriend of one of the founders of antifa"