taddy mason
@nogoblins.bsky.social
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taddy mason
@nogoblins.bsky.social
· Mar 14
Remand Luigi Mangione to my custody and I will bring him swiftly to justice
Every app is so terrible these days
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Every app is so terrible these days
Sticking a fork into a modern day socket would probably kill a small Victorian child
December 2, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Sticking a fork into a modern day socket would probably kill a small Victorian child
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I love Christmas mainly because it’s the only time they add fruits and grains to the worker pellet mix in the break room
December 2, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I love Christmas mainly because it’s the only time they add fruits and grains to the worker pellet mix in the break room
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You're the guy running the vomit machine on acclaimed television series Mad Men, I'm the guy providing emotional support for the guy running the vomit machine on acclaimed television series Mad Men via a gentle hand on the shoulder, we are not the same (I'm your rock)
December 2, 2025 at 2:32 PM
You're the guy running the vomit machine on acclaimed television series Mad Men, I'm the guy providing emotional support for the guy running the vomit machine on acclaimed television series Mad Men via a gentle hand on the shoulder, we are not the same (I'm your rock)
I don't really like being around large groups of ppl because I know it's only a matter of time before someone accuses me of witchcraft
December 1, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I don't really like being around large groups of ppl because I know it's only a matter of time before someone accuses me of witchcraft
I can't believe Jack Harlow did that to all those poor monkeys
December 1, 2025 at 8:31 PM
I can't believe Jack Harlow did that to all those poor monkeys
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You’ve heard of elf on a shelf? Must be nice. Some of us didn’t have good childhoods.
December 1, 2025 at 7:50 PM
You’ve heard of elf on a shelf? Must be nice. Some of us didn’t have good childhoods.
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Beyond The Veil With Anthony Bourdain
December 1, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Beyond The Veil With Anthony Bourdain
Strong floor no ceilings ? So we're just plagiarizing Lil Wayne now ?
December 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Strong floor no ceilings ? So we're just plagiarizing Lil Wayne now ?
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scarface would probably love the movie scarface
December 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
scarface would probably love the movie scarface
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im sorry but dungeons and dragons is not a game where you can "do anything". the game where you can do anything is freestyle roleplaying on the neopets message boards
November 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
im sorry but dungeons and dragons is not a game where you can "do anything". the game where you can do anything is freestyle roleplaying on the neopets message boards
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600 ICE agents were supposed to be deployed to Canal Street. Hundreds of New Yorkers gathered instead.
Quick summary by me:
Quick summary by me:
November 29, 2025 at 6:55 PM
600 ICE agents were supposed to be deployed to Canal Street. Hundreds of New Yorkers gathered instead.
Quick summary by me:
Quick summary by me:
I took the same screenshot and was going to make this exact same post but I forgot
November 28, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I took the same screenshot and was going to make this exact same post but I forgot
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I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THIS SNAKE OIL FORCED ON EVERYONE!
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE DON'T LIKE THIS SNAKE OIL FORCED ON EVERYONE!
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ask chatgpt:
- hollow templated response
- probably wrong
- wont challenge you
- is not alive
- making the world worse
ask a hot girl:
- anything can happen
- always right
- might be mean to you (nice)
- will remember this interaction for a long time
- is the entire point of having a world
- hollow templated response
- probably wrong
- wont challenge you
- is not alive
- making the world worse
ask a hot girl:
- anything can happen
- always right
- might be mean to you (nice)
- will remember this interaction for a long time
- is the entire point of having a world
November 27, 2025 at 6:31 PM
ask chatgpt:
- hollow templated response
- probably wrong
- wont challenge you
- is not alive
- making the world worse
ask a hot girl:
- anything can happen
- always right
- might be mean to you (nice)
- will remember this interaction for a long time
- is the entire point of having a world
- hollow templated response
- probably wrong
- wont challenge you
- is not alive
- making the world worse
ask a hot girl:
- anything can happen
- always right
- might be mean to you (nice)
- will remember this interaction for a long time
- is the entire point of having a world
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
November 28, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful December
(Smooth by Santana featuring Rob Thomas voice) man it's a cold one
November 27, 2025 at 2:58 AM
(Smooth by Santana featuring Rob Thomas voice) man it's a cold one
One of those beer hats but the straws go down into my nose and feed me cocaine
November 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
One of those beer hats but the straws go down into my nose and feed me cocaine
Love it when some random older person gives you the hard sell on how you should have kids.. then eventually they reveal that one of their own kids is choosing to be child-free
November 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Love it when some random older person gives you the hard sell on how you should have kids.. then eventually they reveal that one of their own kids is choosing to be child-free
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imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
imagine what we could be doing if the federal government wasn't actively trying to throttle the growth of this industry
My theory is that Christianity was spread by the ruling class because it encourages forgiveness and the idea that there will be consequences for rich people in the afterlife
November 25, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My theory is that Christianity was spread by the ruling class because it encourages forgiveness and the idea that there will be consequences for rich people in the afterlife
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No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
November 25, 2025 at 4:22 PM
No bailouts. The US should extort these companies when the crash happens so they get minimal compensation in return for nationalizing the entire panopticon industry and then destroying it once harvested for socially useful parts. It won’t happen but it should
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They feed us poison (the concept of naughtiness and niceness)
So we buy their cures (Jesus)
While they suppress our medicine (Santa)
So we buy their cures (Jesus)
While they suppress our medicine (Santa)
November 25, 2025 at 4:36 PM
They feed us poison (the concept of naughtiness and niceness)
So we buy their cures (Jesus)
While they suppress our medicine (Santa)
So we buy their cures (Jesus)
While they suppress our medicine (Santa)