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No Malarkey 📚🐈🐕‍🦺🤸‍♂️
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Being “civil” got us Trump. TWICE.

We’re not going to be civil anymore.

We will NOT make peace with our oppressors.

Location: Deep in a blue state
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Jimmy Fallon would have hosted Adolf Hitler and called him his pal.
December 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
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Jimmy Fallon hosting Sam Altman's late night debut is on brand.
December 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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This is such dumb bitch behavior. I'm sorry. Just say you think Times New Roman is prettier. It's a font. You don't have to lie. No one cares. (I like Century Gothic.)
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
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The “diversity” complaint is drawing a lot of laughter here, but the fact is that Calibri is a more accessible font for people with visual impairments, for example, than Times New Roman.

So yes, it’s a silly and pointless decision, but it’s also shitty for the sake of being shitty.
Marco Rubio ordered diplomats to return to using Times New Roman font in official communications, calling his predecessor's decision to adopt Calibri a “wasteful” diversity move
Rubio Stages Font Coup: Times New Roman Ousts Calibri
The secretary of state called it a "wasteful" diversity move, according to an internal department cable seen by Reuters.
www.huffpost.com
December 10, 2025 at 3:14 AM
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The latest strike in the Trump administration's war on "woke":
Rubio orders State Dept. to abandon the Calibri typeface and return to Times New Roman. Blinken had State adopt Calibri —a sans serif typeface is easier for people who have a hard time reading. Story: www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
December 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Congratulations to Democrats in Miami & Georgia! 🗳 💙

Eileen Higgins wins Miami mayoral race, breaking a nearly 30-year GOP hold. She's also the first female to become their mayor!

AND

Georgia Democrat, Eric Gisler, flips a GA state House seat in a district Trump won by 12 points! 🥳
December 10, 2025 at 3:41 AM
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With Democrats either winning or significantly over performing in every single election this year

When you now add in Eileen Higgins blowout win in Miami with Eric Gisler’s shocking victory in a ruby red Georgia district, Republicans should be extremely concerned about the midterm elections

Good
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Democrat Eileen Higgins won the Miami mayor’s race, defeating a Republican endorsed by Senile Satan and ending her party’s nearly three-decade losing streak. The ‘Democratic Affordability Hoax’ will crush the GOP in the midterms.
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 AM
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We don’t have to live like this. We can have much better lives - EVERYONE, not just the super wealthy.
December 10, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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Just seen an article on BBC Sport suggesting that Trump's FIFA peace prize award may have been in someway corrupt. And I am shocked to my core.
December 9, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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That design looks about right.

#FIFA #Trump #MAGA #Republicans
December 9, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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Voters know that the Affordable Care Act has kept healthcare prices lower & helped more working families get the care they need to thrive. We must renew the ACA tax credits & put affordability first. news.gallup.com/poll/699449/...
Independents Drive Approval of ACA to New High of 57%
Americans' approval of the Affordable Care Act has risen to a new high, fueled by increased support among political independents.
news.gallup.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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This week, the Senate will vote on Democrats' clean, three-year extension of the ACA tax credits.

Republicans have a choice: stop health insurance premiums from skyrocketing or abandon their constituents.
December 9, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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🚨BREAKING: More than 300,000 Missourians have signed a petition demanding that the gerrymander be put to a statewide referendum, advocacy organization People Not Politicians announced as it delivered those signatures to the state government Tuesday. www.democracydocket.com/news-alerts/...
300,000 Missouri Voters Sign Petition To Put GOP Gerrymander to Statewide Vote
Read more here.
www.democracydocket.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Ossoff: "She's gonna have to give up her insurance in the middle of chemotherapy while she's fighting breast cancer. What are people supposed to do when they lose health insurance in the middle of a cancer battle? ... this is life or death"
December 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
USAID Hired the Right-Wing Influencer Responsible for Its Decimation

archive.ph/fp0AB
December 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Judge Paul A. Engelmayer said his ruling follows a new law requiring the Justice Department to make all Epstein-related records public by Dec. 19.
Justice Department can unseal Ghislaine Maxwell sex trafficking case records, judge says
A federal judge says the Justice Department can publicly release investigative materials from a sex trafficking case against Ghislaine Maxwell, the longtime confidant of Jeffrey Epstein.
apnews.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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The release of these files is taking far too long. A federal judge in Manhattan has now signed off on the Justice Department’s request to unseal the grand jury materials from the Ghislaine Maxwell case.
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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By Lars Kenseth.
December 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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BREAKING: A federal judge said the Justice Department can publicly release investigative materials from a sex trafficking case against Ghislaine Maxwell, the longtime confidant of Jeffrey Epstein.
Justice Department can unseal Ghislaine Maxwell sex trafficking case records, judge says
A federal judge says the Justice Department can publicly release investigative materials from a sex trafficking case against Ghislaine Maxwell, the longtime confidant of Jeffrey Epstein.
apnews.com
December 9, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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Google shareholders realising their LLM's about to be blamed for the fucker's next war crimes.
December 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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Jimmy Fallon would host the Hunger Games.
December 9, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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fuck you jimmy fallon for giving this ghoul a platform to seem like he's just a regular guy as his evil technology steals our culture and corrupts the earth
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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The good news about this is Jimmy Fallon did the same thing with NFTs and all that bullshit fell apart a couple months later so maybe a Jimmy Fallon appearance is a bad omen
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"

Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM