Emperor Norton
@nortontheeternal.bsky.social
a bit of a gigglepuss
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Your favorite emperor transed their gender and there's not a damn thing you can do about it
she/her
All posts guaranteed to be 100% dogshit
Your favorite emperor transed their gender and there's not a damn thing you can do about it
she/her
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If you follow me and you have no posts, no profile Pic, and no mutuals in common, no you don't. Enjoy that block, chump
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I’m knitting ornaments for gifts this year. I used the “Little Star Ornaments easy to knit” pattern by dunaksa on Ravelry. Each one takes me about 3 hours and is a strain on my wrist, so I’m only doing one per day. #showmeyourknits
December 8, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I’m knitting ornaments for gifts this year. I used the “Little Star Ornaments easy to knit” pattern by dunaksa on Ravelry. Each one takes me about 3 hours and is a strain on my wrist, so I’m only doing one per day. #showmeyourknits
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What about my sincere religious belief that people who try to use their sincere religious beliefs to oppress people should be put into The Pit Where We Forget You Exist?
December 1, 2025 at 7:24 PM
What about my sincere religious belief that people who try to use their sincere religious beliefs to oppress people should be put into The Pit Where We Forget You Exist?
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I want to insult shitlibs on here. The real dead ender fucks who still revere Hillary Clinton. Come out, come out wherever you are, braindead lib!!!!
November 28, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I want to insult shitlibs on here. The real dead ender fucks who still revere Hillary Clinton. Come out, come out wherever you are, braindead lib!!!!
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going to be out in the cold at the end of the week, can you help me raise some money so i can at least get a hotel for a few days?
anything would help, anything
I need somewhere to be and I have been able to raise nothing in weeks
¢ashapp = $ValterraBella
¥enmo = @VeeBeeExx
anything would help, anything
I need somewhere to be and I have been able to raise nothing in weeks
¢ashapp = $ValterraBella
¥enmo = @VeeBeeExx
November 25, 2025 at 5:25 PM
going to be out in the cold at the end of the week, can you help me raise some money so i can at least get a hotel for a few days?
anything would help, anything
I need somewhere to be and I have been able to raise nothing in weeks
¢ashapp = $ValterraBella
¥enmo = @VeeBeeExx
anything would help, anything
I need somewhere to be and I have been able to raise nothing in weeks
¢ashapp = $ValterraBella
¥enmo = @VeeBeeExx
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Had a stupid idea based on today’s discourse, here is Gyozer the Gyozerian, from the 1984 blockbuster hit Gyozabusters
November 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Had a stupid idea based on today’s discourse, here is Gyozer the Gyozerian, from the 1984 blockbuster hit Gyozabusters
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Look, I just think it's important to watch the video for Electric Six's "Danger! High Voltage" every once in a while to rebalance one's humors, okay? I'm just trying to help
Electric Six - Danger! High Voltage HD
YouTube video by Beggars Banquet Records
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Look, I just think it's important to watch the video for Electric Six's "Danger! High Voltage" every once in a while to rebalance one's humors, okay? I'm just trying to help
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Have a favor to ask: if you have a few bucks today and can help cover this little one’s vet bills I know my son would very much appreciate it! His name is Scampi(the kitten, not my son) and he’s tiny and fightin for his life. Thank you in advance! gofund.me/c256d99a5
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Have a favor to ask: if you have a few bucks today and can help cover this little one’s vet bills I know my son would very much appreciate it! His name is Scampi(the kitten, not my son) and he’s tiny and fightin for his life. Thank you in advance! gofund.me/c256d99a5
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Its trans awareness week. Please show you are aware of me here.
okay I did the thing. Raising Down Payment Money for a car so I can do more work when my one job stops paying and hopefully stop having to ask for money because I'll be able to work enough jobs to make ends meet.
Takes 2-3 now apparently.
Please share widely and help if you can.
I'll Post Moxes!
Takes 2-3 now apparently.
Please share widely and help if you can.
I'll Post Moxes!
Donate to Get Ella a Vehicle to save and make money for Cat Food, organized by Ella Tailor
Hello,
It's me your friendly Niche Microblogging Site's ow… Ella Tailor needs your support for Get Ella a Vehicle to save and make money for Cat Food
gofund.me
November 13, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Its trans awareness week. Please show you are aware of me here.
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Friend of mine is facing Stage 4 cancer and needs help affording treatment. Please consider donating if you can to help him get treatment or consider sharing if you cant. Thank you!
gofund.me/0bcf7a91c
gofund.me/0bcf7a91c
Donate to Sustain Life-Saving Cancer Treatment for Ben, organized by Nicole Larrett
Late October after having visited my doctor for bloodwork, I was… Nicole Larrett needs your support for Donate to Sustain Life-Saving Cancer Treatment for Ben
gofund.me
November 13, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Friend of mine is facing Stage 4 cancer and needs help affording treatment. Please consider donating if you can to help him get treatment or consider sharing if you cant. Thank you!
gofund.me/0bcf7a91c
gofund.me/0bcf7a91c
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My fellow Worcesterites, Holy Cross University has allowed an ICE agent, Ryan Vasquez, to attend their upcoming career day in a recruiting capacity. Tell their president what you think of this.
Holy Cross President:
Vincent Rougeau
[email protected]
[email protected]
508 793 2525
Holy Cross President:
Vincent Rougeau
[email protected]
[email protected]
508 793 2525
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
My fellow Worcesterites, Holy Cross University has allowed an ICE agent, Ryan Vasquez, to attend their upcoming career day in a recruiting capacity. Tell their president what you think of this.
Holy Cross President:
Vincent Rougeau
[email protected]
[email protected]
508 793 2525
Holy Cross President:
Vincent Rougeau
[email protected]
[email protected]
508 793 2525
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you’re pretty cool but you know what would make you even cooler? using alt text
November 10, 2025 at 4:55 PM
you’re pretty cool but you know what would make you even cooler? using alt text
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I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
November 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I feel like we have the opportunity to turn David Lynch's quote into this moment's "Keep Calm and Carry On" and it's a far better rallying cry too.
I swear, it's always the dumbest comments of mine that earn the followback. The lesson I choose to learn from this is to Keep Getting Dumber
November 7, 2025 at 7:01 PM
I swear, it's always the dumbest comments of mine that earn the followback. The lesson I choose to learn from this is to Keep Getting Dumber
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btw, if you like any of the wallpaper sets... get them! They are literally free (or set your own price)
November 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
btw, if you like any of the wallpaper sets... get them! They are literally free (or set your own price)
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// My friend @craveninouterspace.bsky.social created this gorgeous synthwave cover version of a classic song. Give it a listen! youtu.be/YWexMxJPuoI
Neon Moon - Brooks & Dunn (Synthwave Cover)
YouTube video by Craven In Outer Space
youtu.be
November 5, 2025 at 4:03 PM
// My friend @craveninouterspace.bsky.social created this gorgeous synthwave cover version of a classic song. Give it a listen! youtu.be/YWexMxJPuoI
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Yesterday @nortontheeternal.bsky.social and I were watching the satire American Dreamz and arguing over if Dick Cheney was still alive. We may have been doing that at the exact moment that fucking war criminal left this mortal coil and I think that’s beautiful.
November 4, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Yesterday @nortontheeternal.bsky.social and I were watching the satire American Dreamz and arguing over if Dick Cheney was still alive. We may have been doing that at the exact moment that fucking war criminal left this mortal coil and I think that’s beautiful.