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semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003

when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out
January 12, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Roblox??
UPDATE: More donors funding the demolition of the East Wing for Trump's $250M ballroom have been identified
October 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
WHAT
I've always said that Young Frankenstein is somehow just as good as Blazing Saddles and the fact that they both came out in the same year was a magic trick that wouldn't be duplicated until Spielberg in 1993 doing Jurassic Park and Schindler's List.
October 19, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Calling peoples' employers in a rage because their tributes to Robert Redford weren't horny enough
September 17, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Horrible violence in Utah. Political violence, if that is the motive, is an aggressive cancer that kills us all.
September 11, 2025 at 12:06 AM
Well TIL
Most people in the Middle East are considered white because in 1915 a Lebanese guy named George Dow said “if I’m not white than Jesus wasn’t white” and the 4th Court of Appeals was like “damn, we need racist pseudoscience reasons to explain why he’s right now.”
July 4, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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I’m really DNFing books a lot since January.

I have no patience for boring, repetitive, poorly written text anymore. So so story isn’t enough for me.

I swear its like living through a stupid time means I have to read better words
May 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Max is changing its name back to HBO Max
May 14, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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the only real discrimination period, for these folks, is against hard-right conservative christians, whose religious beliefs give them a kind of super-citizenship that allows them to either discriminate, opt out of common obligations or dictate to others
April 22, 2025 at 4:28 PM
I almost said “oh so it’s going to be a boy version of Good Things” and then remembered that Good things was like a girl version of Frankenstein lmao
Jacob Elordi says Guillermo del Toro gave him a “baby development book” to use as character reference for playing Frankenstein’s monster in ‘FRANKENSTEIN’

(Source: www.indiewire.com/features/int...)
April 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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Chris Van Hollen flying down to El Salvador and refusing to leave until he got in a room with Kilmar Abrego Garcia blows up every other “well what do you expect them to do?” defense for elected Democrats
April 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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The bipartisan belief that America would be a better place if *other people* worked in a factory.

www.ft.com/content/8459...
April 13, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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They can post all they want but the through-line of "all of this economic pain is necessary medicine and prosperity is an illusion!" is not gonna play at all in a country that turned to violence because Hobby Lobby and Chili's were closed for three weeks in order to save lives.
April 4, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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tate reeve is the closest thing this country has to a Governor Boss Baby
"I believe in a simple idea: that government should take less so that you can keep more, that our people should be rewarded for hard work, not punished," Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves said.

buff.ly/oE9iHZW
March 30, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I’ve seen ppl trying to coin the term we’re all gonna use for this period of history where the government is being stripped for parts. Resegregation is a good one, but I’d like to toss my hat into the ring and say we’re in the Deconstruction Era.
February 22, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes
February 18, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
TikTok is back on the Apple Store so I re-downloaded it. But I have experienced an unbelievably productive month without it. I will only be using it at night when my babies refuse to sleep. Please clap.
February 14, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Bleak but true. To have any hope of rebuilding it, any Democratic president that comes next would have to match Trump’s aggressive pace and wield the executive branch to destroy the billionaires’ power for good and permanently safeguard our regulatory agencies. Hard to imagine.
February 12, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Ima say it. I’m glad flares are coming back. It’s a good silhouette for ppl w hips. They need to stay high waist though.
February 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Young ones, way back in the 90’s and early 2000’s we wore pants like Kendricks in all weather. Yes they got wet and muddy. Too long? walk off the hem.
February 10, 2025 at 1:32 AM
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What if history just didn't repeat itself, for once?
February 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS
February 4, 2025 at 6:39 PM