Nik
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Nik
@npatrascu.bsky.social
As the mother of someone with a 3.5 year old who has dwarfism.....this is fucking hilarious.
January 31, 2025 at 4:58 AM
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Trump Blames D.C. Plane Crash on DEI and Dwarfism

youtu.be/NBUVP7Hegso
Trump Blames D.C. Plane Crash on DEI and Dwarfism | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
youtu.be
January 31, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Monday is a done-day!

Affirmation Coyote is impressed at how you knocked 20% of the week flat already.

Life goal from @foxes-in-love.bsky.social:
January 28, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I have accidently created two moster toddlers....our 10 month old kitten who wishes only to have fresh sink water from the faucet, and the 1.5yr old human who wants nothing more then to turn the faucet on for his cat. Together; they form Team Wet Chaos.
January 22, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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So. You're one of many who may not be the most tech savvy, BUT, you still know that protecting your data right now is extremely important.

What steps can you take?

(a thread)
January 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Decided to make my first homemade 🌱edibles🌱 tonight; a salted caramel situation that ended up being closer to maple candy in consistency and I would say 10-15mg per inch of bite. Did I measure anything? Absolutely not. 10/10. See you in 4 years.
January 21, 2025 at 6:02 AM
... I'm finally understanding how and why there were no guardrails inside the Death Star.
January 21, 2025 at 5:56 AM
"It wasn't a seig heil"

Hey man, I'm gonna be honest. I get that it's possible that you're that stupid, but I'm not.
January 20, 2025 at 10:08 PM
If you see me blasting Les Mis' "Do You Hear The People Sing" and vaping while I'm driving around today don't mind me I'm going through something mysterious and sexy it's called plotting revolution
January 20, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Monday mood: This Heron standing very still, hoping no one asks it to do anything today.

#MondayMotivation
January 20, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Something about an Oligarchy just makes a person want to go back to living full time off the land in the cedar swamps. Those were the good days.
January 19, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Maybe reposting old TikToks on Bluesky is the new TikTok.
January 19, 2025 at 4:57 AM
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Tired of pooping in solitude? Have a kid.
January 18, 2025 at 7:07 PM
My walgreens parking lot special, Hilda. 🥰
January 15, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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Don’t be glum about the long, cold winter. Look around: the trees are busy, not sleeping. When the temperature permits, cells in this bud are dividing, maturing into flowers, leaves, stems. The cambium, maker of all the trees, is preparing for its spring festivities. Be like a tree: keep growing.
January 15, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My 3yr old has the right idea. Back to the mines we go. Dark and quiet and no politics.....
(Jk unionize and keep an eye out on each other in these dark times)
January 15, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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Many are talking about “the new trend of romantasy” like The Mists of Avalon never happened
January 15, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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POV: you're the first to spot greenland
vikings we need this
January 14, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Yeah this
Yall let me know when The Black Forager gets on here. I need her daily adventures on my timeline!
January 14, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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You have Captain America’s permission! 🇺🇸
November 23, 2024 at 5:45 PM