Michael
@ohboidatboi.bsky.social
I’m here cause I need constant dopamine
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Sadly learning that if you just lay in bed for a long time, the rest of the world does not disappear for awhile.
January 7, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Sadly learning that if you just lay in bed for a long time, the rest of the world does not disappear for awhile.
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October 29, 2024 at 6:05 PM
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Wishing you a gentle last few days of the year. 🐈⬛🤍
December 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Wishing you a gentle last few days of the year. 🐈⬛🤍
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Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
December 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Cat Clinging To Side Of Christmas Tree Admits That Was Extent Of Plan https://theonion.com/cat-clinging-to-side-of-christmas-tree-admits-that-was-1849899567/
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Look at this champion napper, how can I ever hope to compete?
October 20, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Look at this champion napper, how can I ever hope to compete?
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The 1912 article gets rolled out a lot but it’s my solemn duty as a historian to remind folks it’s *worse* than that
Eunice Foote published greenhouse gas studies in EIGHTEEN-FUCKING-FIFTY-SIX (of course, as a woman she couldn’t read her OWN paper at scientific conferences - god FORBID 🙄)
🗃️🌎🏭
Eunice Foote published greenhouse gas studies in EIGHTEEN-FUCKING-FIFTY-SIX (of course, as a woman she couldn’t read her OWN paper at scientific conferences - god FORBID 🙄)
🗃️🌎🏭
January 29, 2025 at 2:10 AM
The 1912 article gets rolled out a lot but it’s my solemn duty as a historian to remind folks it’s *worse* than that
Eunice Foote published greenhouse gas studies in EIGHTEEN-FUCKING-FIFTY-SIX (of course, as a woman she couldn’t read her OWN paper at scientific conferences - god FORBID 🙄)
🗃️🌎🏭
Eunice Foote published greenhouse gas studies in EIGHTEEN-FUCKING-FIFTY-SIX (of course, as a woman she couldn’t read her OWN paper at scientific conferences - god FORBID 🙄)
🗃️🌎🏭
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ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.
August 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
ChatGPT talks to adults like it’s grooming them. Ohhhh wowwwww you’re so mature for your age. Nobody understands you.
July 23, 2025 at 2:34 AM
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i disgust and dismay my wife
July 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
i disgust and dismay my wife
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Me, when the government tells me that I need to buy fewer dolls
May 1, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Me, when the government tells me that I need to buy fewer dolls
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My guess is Trump is going to golf and pretend Tariff stuff isn’t really happening until like late June/Early July when all the domestic inventory dries up and shipping just grinds to a halt. Then he’s gonna panic, try to reverse it, look like a dipshit, and it’ll be another 8 weeks of hell.
April 26, 2025 at 4:41 AM
My guess is Trump is going to golf and pretend Tariff stuff isn’t really happening until like late June/Early July when all the domestic inventory dries up and shipping just grinds to a halt. Then he’s gonna panic, try to reverse it, look like a dipshit, and it’ll be another 8 weeks of hell.
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americans will revolt once burger becomes $20
April 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
americans will revolt once burger becomes $20
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*Gets annoyed at pedestrians*
*Parks bicycle*
*Immediately does the thing that annoyed me*
*Parks bicycle*
*Immediately does the thing that annoyed me*
April 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
*Gets annoyed at pedestrians*
*Parks bicycle*
*Immediately does the thing that annoyed me*
*Parks bicycle*
*Immediately does the thing that annoyed me*
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Good luck everyone!
FDA plans to phase out animal testing requirement for drug testing and replace it with “AI-based computational models of toxicity” and organoid toxicity testing www.fda.gov/news-events/...
FDA Announces Plan to Phase Out Animal Testing Requirement for Monoclonal Antibodies and Other Drugs
FDA Plans to Phase Out Animal Testing Requirement
www.fda.gov
April 12, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Good luck everyone!
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Am I depressed because of what's happening or am I depressed because of the people who somehow didn't see it coming?
Both. It's both.
Both. It's both.
April 7, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Am I depressed because of what's happening or am I depressed because of the people who somehow didn't see it coming?
Both. It's both.
Both. It's both.
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what the fuck the founder of chipotle literally just looks like someone shaved the grinch
April 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
what the fuck the founder of chipotle literally just looks like someone shaved the grinch
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really glad all the the serious responsible people who know best have spent the last 10 years fighting activist efforts at reforming the court.
April 4, 2025 at 8:41 PM
really glad all the the serious responsible people who know best have spent the last 10 years fighting activist efforts at reforming the court.
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Nintendo introducing game chat just in time for the next pandemic
April 2, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Nintendo introducing game chat just in time for the next pandemic
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A2 from NieR Automata
March 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
A2 from NieR Automata