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@ollieinpittsburgh.bsky.social
software eng and data scientist in pittsburgh (via san diego ca, via sonora, ca)
non-competitive gym rat. gen x (76).
(he/him/christ this asshole)
dipped twice in the sass bucket
non-competitive gym rat. gen x (76).
(he/him/christ this asshole)
dipped twice in the sass bucket
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Good Morning Bluesky
What it feels like walking to the fridge to eat Christmas leftovers...
Art by Eranga Devasurendra
What it feels like walking to the fridge to eat Christmas leftovers...
Art by Eranga Devasurendra
December 26, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Good Morning Bluesky
What it feels like walking to the fridge to eat Christmas leftovers...
Art by Eranga Devasurendra
What it feels like walking to the fridge to eat Christmas leftovers...
Art by Eranga Devasurendra
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aging gracefully *trips and falls down 3 flights of stairs carrying a pot of marinara sauce*
January 5, 2026 at 11:36 AM
aging gracefully *trips and falls down 3 flights of stairs carrying a pot of marinara sauce*
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We're going to pay more money to insure fewer people.
Bank on it. Exactly what happened the only other time this was really tried, in Georgia.
Bank on it. Exactly what happened the only other time this was really tried, in Georgia.
‘A Big Positive’: How One Company, Equifax, Plans to Profit From Medicaid Cuts
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/h...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/03/h...
‘A Big Positive’: How One Company Plans to Profit From Medicaid Cuts
www.nytimes.com
January 5, 2026 at 11:43 AM
We're going to pay more money to insure fewer people.
Bank on it. Exactly what happened the only other time this was really tried, in Georgia.
Bank on it. Exactly what happened the only other time this was really tried, in Georgia.
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"no other president has had to take one" isn't the flex he thinks it is
the only time someone gets three Cognitive Exams in a year is when your dementia is so bad you forgot you already had two
January 2, 2026 at 11:34 PM
"no other president has had to take one" isn't the flex he thinks it is
nothing on the web really whips the llama's ass anymore
January 2, 2026 at 11:26 PM
nothing on the web really whips the llama's ass anymore
you don't get this shit. that's 50 cents spent and it loses flavor in 8 seconds
January 2, 2026 at 11:08 PM
you don't get this shit. that's 50 cents spent and it loses flavor in 8 seconds
the best case scenario was when the headliner was fabric and it just fell down in spots. the worst scenario is they used a sort of spray phone and it weirdly turned yellow-brown and fell off in a billion synthetic crumbs
If you had a car with this interior you 1000% had to deal with the headliner falling down at some point.
Yall remember when the inside of cars used to look like this
December 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
the best case scenario was when the headliner was fabric and it just fell down in spots. the worst scenario is they used a sort of spray phone and it weirdly turned yellow-brown and fell off in a billion synthetic crumbs
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I guess I lost track of Brigitte Bardot after my childhood where I learned that she was a famous hot lady from the past and am just catching up on her recent activities of loving animals, hating non-white people and being dead
December 29, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I guess I lost track of Brigitte Bardot after my childhood where I learned that she was a famous hot lady from the past and am just catching up on her recent activities of loving animals, hating non-white people and being dead
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holy shit!
December 27, 2025 at 4:35 PM
holy shit!
i love this painting. god, i want that for my house
Describe your BlueSky account in a single image
December 27, 2025 at 4:33 PM
i love this painting. god, i want that for my house
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i know who i’m calling
December 27, 2025 at 2:22 PM
i know who i’m calling
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How I’m arriving at the Bluesky Xmas party.
December 24, 2025 at 12:12 PM
How I’m arriving at the Bluesky Xmas party.
merry christmas, archie and andy
December 24, 2025 at 12:15 PM
merry christmas, archie and andy
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merry folgers incest commercial to all those that celebrate
December 24, 2025 at 9:24 AM
merry folgers incest commercial to all those that celebrate
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Now if we could just get people to view US prisons through the same lens they view CECOT.
December 24, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Now if we could just get people to view US prisons through the same lens they view CECOT.
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Paint me like one of your dumb fucks
December 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
Paint me like one of your dumb fucks
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10,000 Maniacs in 1997 is worth about 20,200 Maniacs today.
December 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
10,000 Maniacs in 1997 is worth about 20,200 Maniacs today.
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"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
"she's so good at her job that she did the right thing but failed" is a weird take
Bari Weiss was right about how to improve the “60 Minutes” CECOT report, Graeme Wood argues—but her “drama-detector, so refined when seeking out news stories, seems to have failed her when avoiding it in her own newsroom.”
What Bari Weiss Got Right
And what she got wrong
bit.ly
December 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"she's so good at her job that she did the right thing but failed" is a weird take