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@ollyaitch.bsky.social
I walk, I cook, I drink beer, I photo, I France.
These are views what are mine and mine alone…
oh, and I had a little drink about an hour ago.
These are views what are mine and mine alone…
oh, and I had a little drink about an hour ago.
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"Dear Diary,
My latest brilliant plan is to prosecute civil servants for letting in foreign sex offenders. By which, of course, I mean 'bad' sex offenders, not good ones like my mates Andrew Tate, Donald Trump, Connor McGregor, or my cheeky upskirting nephew..."
My latest brilliant plan is to prosecute civil servants for letting in foreign sex offenders. By which, of course, I mean 'bad' sex offenders, not good ones like my mates Andrew Tate, Donald Trump, Connor McGregor, or my cheeky upskirting nephew..."
December 29, 2025 at 9:12 AM
"Dear Diary,
My latest brilliant plan is to prosecute civil servants for letting in foreign sex offenders. By which, of course, I mean 'bad' sex offenders, not good ones like my mates Andrew Tate, Donald Trump, Connor McGregor, or my cheeky upskirting nephew..."
My latest brilliant plan is to prosecute civil servants for letting in foreign sex offenders. By which, of course, I mean 'bad' sex offenders, not good ones like my mates Andrew Tate, Donald Trump, Connor McGregor, or my cheeky upskirting nephew..."
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From Nigel Farage to this caricature, it's been striking to see how little of a shit the right now gives about antisemitism.
After all, when a Labour leader was accused of it, they were deeply, gravely concerned.
After all, when a Labour leader was accused of it, they were deeply, gravely concerned.
No idea who Laurent Brindeau is, but isn’t this caricature of @zackpolanski.bsky.social in today’s @dailymailpolitics.bsky.social ragingly antisemitic?
December 28, 2025 at 7:37 PM
From Nigel Farage to this caricature, it's been striking to see how little of a shit the right now gives about antisemitism.
After all, when a Labour leader was accused of it, they were deeply, gravely concerned.
After all, when a Labour leader was accused of it, they were deeply, gravely concerned.
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Man who bought up 33,000 acres of farmland to avoid tax and moved his business to Singapore after the Brexit he voted for wants your sympathy.
December 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Man who bought up 33,000 acres of farmland to avoid tax and moved his business to Singapore after the Brexit he voted for wants your sympathy.
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The '2nd army of the world' is reduced to using horses in its invasion of #Ukraine. #RussiaIsATerroristState
Russia is literally reverting to the cavalry era. Russian soldiers are increasingly using horses for movement and assaults.
Dragoons and Hussars.
Dragoons and Hussars.
December 28, 2025 at 9:01 AM
The '2nd army of the world' is reduced to using horses in its invasion of #Ukraine. #RussiaIsATerroristState
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As a man of the people, I will always defend trail hunting, which I know is a top priority for all my working class constituents who own horses and enjoy simple pleasures like ripping foxes apart for laughs.
December 22, 2025 at 5:04 PM
As a man of the people, I will always defend trail hunting, which I know is a top priority for all my working class constituents who own horses and enjoy simple pleasures like ripping foxes apart for laughs.
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Tories: *jacked your taxes 25 times*
Tories: *doubled your mortg payments*
Tories: *allow your friends' rents to explode*
Tories: *wank over your energy bills soaring*
Tories: u won't believe how much of a disaster Reeves' budget has been for Christmas Shopping.
Tories: *doubled your mortg payments*
Tories: *allow your friends' rents to explode*
Tories: *wank over your energy bills soaring*
Tories: u won't believe how much of a disaster Reeves' budget has been for Christmas Shopping.
December 23, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Tories: *jacked your taxes 25 times*
Tories: *doubled your mortg payments*
Tories: *allow your friends' rents to explode*
Tories: *wank over your energy bills soaring*
Tories: u won't believe how much of a disaster Reeves' budget has been for Christmas Shopping.
Tories: *doubled your mortg payments*
Tories: *allow your friends' rents to explode*
Tories: *wank over your energy bills soaring*
Tories: u won't believe how much of a disaster Reeves' budget has been for Christmas Shopping.
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The manipulation of the Epstein files by the Trump administration to falsely implicate political rivals is not only extraordinarily malevolent — it’s also extraordinarily inept.
Surely some kind of crime is being committed here by the DOJ
Surely some kind of crime is being committed here by the DOJ
The White House has been caught.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
The administration inserted a photo of Bill Clinton, Michael Jackson, and Diana Ross into the Epstein files and falsely implied it showed them with victims.
In reality, it’s a publicly available fundraiser photo featuring Jackson and Ross’s own children.
December 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
The manipulation of the Epstein files by the Trump administration to falsely implicate political rivals is not only extraordinarily malevolent — it’s also extraordinarily inept.
Surely some kind of crime is being committed here by the DOJ
Surely some kind of crime is being committed here by the DOJ
You know he thinks you're all fools don't you?
December 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
You know he thinks you're all fools don't you?
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Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
December 19, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Stunning new revelation: Epstein hung out almost exclusively with guys who had black boxes where their heads should be.
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Donald Trump made to release the Epstein Files.
Nigel Farage saddled with a “Foreign Interference Inquiry”
David Walliams dropped by his publisher.
Tommy Robinson made to look a trembling coward.
Bad week to be a bellend I guess
Nigel Farage saddled with a “Foreign Interference Inquiry”
David Walliams dropped by his publisher.
Tommy Robinson made to look a trembling coward.
Bad week to be a bellend I guess
December 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Donald Trump made to release the Epstein Files.
Nigel Farage saddled with a “Foreign Interference Inquiry”
David Walliams dropped by his publisher.
Tommy Robinson made to look a trembling coward.
Bad week to be a bellend I guess
Nigel Farage saddled with a “Foreign Interference Inquiry”
David Walliams dropped by his publisher.
Tommy Robinson made to look a trembling coward.
Bad week to be a bellend I guess
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Jeffrey Epstein & David Walliams leading all the bulletins but Kemi Badenoch knows that only men from ‘different cultures’ pose a threat to women.
December 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Jeffrey Epstein & David Walliams leading all the bulletins but Kemi Badenoch knows that only men from ‘different cultures’ pose a threat to women.
Oh, Ben Houchen has his snout in the trough again has he?
Auditors and new officials have been turning over stones at the body in charge of Teesworks. Turns out the Tees Valley Combined Authority has been lending hundreds of millions of £ to connected orgs, without loan agreements, and those orgs are now struggling to repay
as.ft.com/r/ac457745-4...
as.ft.com/r/ac457745-4...
Auditors raise red flags at public body run by Ben Houchen
[FREE TO READ] EY said errors included ‘material misstatements’ in latest setback for Conservative metro mayor Lord Houchen
as.ft.com
December 18, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Oh, Ben Houchen has his snout in the trough again has he?
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Auditors and new officials have been turning over stones at the body in charge of Teesworks. Turns out the Tees Valley Combined Authority has been lending hundreds of millions of £ to connected orgs, without loan agreements, and those orgs are now struggling to repay
as.ft.com/r/ac457745-4...
as.ft.com/r/ac457745-4...
Auditors raise red flags at public body run by Ben Houchen
[FREE TO READ] EY said errors included ‘material misstatements’ in latest setback for Conservative metro mayor Lord Houchen
as.ft.com
December 18, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Auditors and new officials have been turning over stones at the body in charge of Teesworks. Turns out the Tees Valley Combined Authority has been lending hundreds of millions of £ to connected orgs, without loan agreements, and those orgs are now struggling to repay
as.ft.com/r/ac457745-4...
as.ft.com/r/ac457745-4...
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Great advice Ant. And by 'home' I assume you mean Dubai, where you live?
December 17, 2025 at 8:23 AM
Great advice Ant. And by 'home' I assume you mean Dubai, where you live?
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This exchange between Hancock and Johnson on 7th March 2020 speaks volumes about that government’s pandemic leadership.
Hancock: This is a clarion call for you to lead.
Johnson: Ok, I’m off to the rugby.
Hancock: This is a clarion call for you to lead.
Johnson: Ok, I’m off to the rugby.
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 AM
This exchange between Hancock and Johnson on 7th March 2020 speaks volumes about that government’s pandemic leadership.
Hancock: This is a clarion call for you to lead.
Johnson: Ok, I’m off to the rugby.
Hancock: This is a clarion call for you to lead.
Johnson: Ok, I’m off to the rugby.
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Turns out all the flag waving and shouting isn’t for King and Country.
Well ours anyway…
So just which country is Yaxley Lennon and his buddies in Reform working for?
Well ours anyway…
So just which country is Yaxley Lennon and his buddies in Reform working for?
December 16, 2025 at 11:17 AM
Turns out all the flag waving and shouting isn’t for King and Country.
Well ours anyway…
So just which country is Yaxley Lennon and his buddies in Reform working for?
Well ours anyway…
So just which country is Yaxley Lennon and his buddies in Reform working for?
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Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
December 13, 2025 at 11:02 AM
Robin Ince reveals to last night’s audience at a recording of Infinite Monkey Cage that the BBC has forced him to resign over his support of trans people
The BBC aren't friends of liberals are they?
December 13, 2025 at 4:44 PM
The BBC aren't friends of liberals are they?
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Number crunching: Individuals arrested within five days for suspected manslaughter after fire apparently related to building materials ripped through seven Hong Kong apartment blocks v individuals arrested over Grenfell
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
December 11, 2025 at 11:47 AM
Number crunching: Individuals arrested within five days for suspected manslaughter after fire apparently related to building materials ripped through seven Hong Kong apartment blocks v individuals arrested over Grenfell
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
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A white British father and son BOTH raped the same child and pled guilty to multiple counts of Sexual assault.
This has been in the press for 2 days.
The Mirror is the only National newspaper to report on it…
And THAT’s why people have such a skewed perception of the links between race and SA🤷🏼♀️
This has been in the press for 2 days.
The Mirror is the only National newspaper to report on it…
And THAT’s why people have such a skewed perception of the links between race and SA🤷🏼♀️
December 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
A white British father and son BOTH raped the same child and pled guilty to multiple counts of Sexual assault.
This has been in the press for 2 days.
The Mirror is the only National newspaper to report on it…
And THAT’s why people have such a skewed perception of the links between race and SA🤷🏼♀️
This has been in the press for 2 days.
The Mirror is the only National newspaper to report on it…
And THAT’s why people have such a skewed perception of the links between race and SA🤷🏼♀️
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December 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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The money is gone - into the pockets of Tory spivs - and we won't be getting it back. That ship sailed long ago. But I mourn the lost chance for us to learn something about ourselves and who the country is run for. With every chance we miss our faith in ourselves, and our ability to learn, fades.
December 9, 2025 at 1:16 PM
The money is gone - into the pockets of Tory spivs - and we won't be getting it back. That ship sailed long ago. But I mourn the lost chance for us to learn something about ourselves and who the country is run for. With every chance we miss our faith in ourselves, and our ability to learn, fades.
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When I was an undergraduate I had a row with the Master of Hatfield College, James Barber, about whether the junior common room library would be allowed to buy (with its own funds) James Kelman's Booker Prize winner 'How late it was, how late,' which he disapproved of. 🧵
December 9, 2025 at 12:57 PM
When I was an undergraduate I had a row with the Master of Hatfield College, James Barber, about whether the junior common room library would be allowed to buy (with its own funds) James Kelman's Booker Prize winner 'How late it was, how late,' which he disapproved of. 🧵
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-bangs head against the wall-
Who needs Brexiteers when supposedly pro-EU figures like Sir Ed peddle simplistic nonsense?
A customs union won’t cut Brexit red tape (that would be the single market), nor will it solve the cost of living crisis.
Who needs Brexiteers when supposedly pro-EU figures like Sir Ed peddle simplistic nonsense?
A customs union won’t cut Brexit red tape (that would be the single market), nor will it solve the cost of living crisis.
It’s time to chainsaw the Brexit red tape and end the cost of living crisis. Labour MPs should back our plan for a new customs union.
December 8, 2025 at 9:42 PM
-bangs head against the wall-
Who needs Brexiteers when supposedly pro-EU figures like Sir Ed peddle simplistic nonsense?
A customs union won’t cut Brexit red tape (that would be the single market), nor will it solve the cost of living crisis.
Who needs Brexiteers when supposedly pro-EU figures like Sir Ed peddle simplistic nonsense?
A customs union won’t cut Brexit red tape (that would be the single market), nor will it solve the cost of living crisis.
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Serving the people of Clacton by hanging out with a convicted fraudster in Abu Dhabi.
December 8, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Serving the people of Clacton by hanging out with a convicted fraudster in Abu Dhabi.