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Has everyone forgotten Gingrinch's Contract with America? Per Wikipedia, it "detailed the actions the Republicans promised to take if they became the majority party in the United States House of Representatives for the first time in 40 years." Why aren't all Dems pushing such a thing right now?
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A term like "immigration crackdown" is no longer sufficient to describe what's happening in Minneapolis. We're seeing a state terror campaign being waged by the regime's paramilitary forces.
January 12, 2026 at 11:18 AM
A term like "immigration crackdown" is no longer sufficient to describe what's happening in Minneapolis. We're seeing a state terror campaign being waged by the regime's paramilitary forces.
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Trump looks at Putin's Russia -- a failed and decaying state with a ruined economy engaged in perpetual wars of conquest that benefit only a dictator and his cronies -- and asks: How can I make the United States like that?
Trump just said "all" of Venezuela's oil must be made accessible to US oil companies. Trump wants to emulate Putin's model: Authoritarian, expansionist rulers carving up their regions and distributing the spoils of conquest to friendly oligarchs. 1/
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newrepublic.com/article/2049...
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Trump Blurts Out Dark Truth about Venezuela Plan—and about MAGA Voters
To some critics, it’s about plunder. To others, it’s about hemispheric hegemony. Actually, it’s about both.
newrepublic.com
January 6, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Trump looks at Putin's Russia -- a failed and decaying state with a ruined economy engaged in perpetual wars of conquest that benefit only a dictator and his cronies -- and asks: How can I make the United States like that?
Regardless of American media's forever demonstrating a commitment to the contrary, grimly serious actions are not suggestive of serious people or ideas behind them.
January 5, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Regardless of American media's forever demonstrating a commitment to the contrary, grimly serious actions are not suggestive of serious people or ideas behind them.
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
No Democrat who isn't already vociferously condemning this illegal war can be considered a viable candidate for president in 2028.
January 4, 2026 at 8:11 PM
No Democrat who isn't already vociferously condemning this illegal war can be considered a viable candidate for president in 2028.
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Cheers to 2026 from your friends at TCM!
December 31, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Cheers to 2026 from your friends at TCM!
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Our souls are like those orphans whose unwedded mothers die in bearing them
December 23, 2025 at 7:47 AM
Our souls are like those orphans whose unwedded mothers die in bearing them
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If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
December 22, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If you pay attention to any large industry long enough and follow it to its logical conclusion you eventually end up sounding like a communist even if you started off testing CPU case fans. youtu.be/cUrJVdF2me0?...
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I feel like "academic hiring" discourse is always kind of downstream of the fact that in the 50s we started building a giant public system to make a college education almost universally available and in the 80s and 90s we started taking it apart to go back to the only-the-rich model
December 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I feel like "academic hiring" discourse is always kind of downstream of the fact that in the 50s we started building a giant public system to make a college education almost universally available and in the 80s and 90s we started taking it apart to go back to the only-the-rich model
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In see we're getting closer and closer to witnessing the verdict in Roberts et al. v. A Mob Armed With Baseball Bats
December 8, 2025 at 6:44 PM
In see we're getting closer and closer to witnessing the verdict in Roberts et al. v. A Mob Armed With Baseball Bats
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Our collective task is not to save tech but to save us, our world.
The resonant computing manifesto is too focused on means and not on ends. And that's basically the core issue. The belief in technological determinism.
The resonant computing manifesto is too focused on means and not on ends. And that's basically the core issue. The belief in technological determinism.
December 6, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Our collective task is not to save tech but to save us, our world.
The resonant computing manifesto is too focused on means and not on ends. And that's basically the core issue. The belief in technological determinism.
The resonant computing manifesto is too focused on means and not on ends. And that's basically the core issue. The belief in technological determinism.
@know-your-enemies.bsky.social This week's outro literally brought me to joyful tears
December 2, 2025 at 5:11 PM
@know-your-enemies.bsky.social This week's outro literally brought me to joyful tears
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Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
BOSTON—Stressing that the move would help keep digital currencies liquid through the coming year, crypto leaders called for an infusion of 20 million dopes Thursday to stabilize the market. “We’re cal...
theonion.com
December 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Crypto Leaders Call For Infusion Of 20 Million Dopes To Stabilize Market
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How Republicans commemorated Thanksgiving in 1869--with a multi-racial/multi-ethnic gathering of people at a table with a centerpiece celebrating universal suffrage and self-government, and with an engraving of Castle Garden, the pre-Ellis Island point of disembarkation for immigrants.
November 27, 2025 at 6:01 PM
How Republicans commemorated Thanksgiving in 1869--with a multi-racial/multi-ethnic gathering of people at a table with a centerpiece celebrating universal suffrage and self-government, and with an engraving of Castle Garden, the pre-Ellis Island point of disembarkation for immigrants.
It was absolutely pouring rain tonight as I picked up my car at the mechanics. Strapped the terriers in the back seat and, between closing the back door and opening the front, I heard the door lock blip. Yes, I'd left my solitary key on the back seat and, yes, my dog sat on the blipper.
November 26, 2025 at 2:05 AM
It was absolutely pouring rain tonight as I picked up my car at the mechanics. Strapped the terriers in the back seat and, between closing the back door and opening the front, I heard the door lock blip. Yes, I'd left my solitary key on the back seat and, yes, my dog sat on the blipper.
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Every American should have this in their wallet:
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Every American should have this in their wallet:
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After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
November 18, 2025 at 4:38 PM
After much deliberation and a grueling interview process, I’m pleased to announce that I’ve accepted a new job and will not need any financial support from my parents to cover the high costs of childcare going forward. #AmericanDream #ThisIsYourCity
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The president is a person who would be unable to survive in this country if he had to live independently for a day. He wouldn't know what to do at a grocery store. Never mind applying for a job. What good is he to us
May 2, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The president is a person who would be unable to survive in this country if he had to live independently for a day. He wouldn't know what to do at a grocery store. Never mind applying for a job. What good is he to us
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I eyeballed it. Okay, turns out it's nearly *half* of Senators got fewer votes than Mamdani.
November 5, 2025 at 6:16 AM
I eyeballed it. Okay, turns out it's nearly *half* of Senators got fewer votes than Mamdani.
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the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit
November 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
the entire twitter and group chat poisoned elite of American society who decided Trump winning an election by 1.5% heralded a thousand year reich may have miscalculated a bit
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We shouldn’t laugh he’s clearly suffering from BLTSD
November 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
We shouldn’t laugh he’s clearly suffering from BLTSD
November 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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