Graham
onearmedfreddy.co.uk
Graham
@onearmedfreddy.co.uk
In 1993 a wasp got into my brain and has been controlling my body ever since. All views and opinions expressed here are the wasp's own.
Fucked it #TheTraitors
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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contrary to popular myth, vampires CAN enter homes without an invite; it's just that they - unlike SOME PEOPLE - have some fucking manners
October 11, 2024 at 12:05 PM
@benedicttown.bsky.social Will there be a scroll deep about antipastogate? Because I've been hearing about it for 2 weeks and I can't be bothered to figure out what it's about.
July 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
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I’m no expert but I would’ve got a person to do it.
July 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
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Obviously they should have demoted him to RB for three races before firing him and bringing Kvyat in as team principal
July 9, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Woken up with the phrase "weaponised incontinence" in my head and, by god, if this doesn't make me a millionaire nothing will.
June 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Beaker's got a superinjunction
May 31, 2025 at 9:23 AM
[insert obvious Lance Stroll joke here]
May 24, 2025 at 10:52 AM
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I cannot state this strongly enough: If you are upset about the way this government is treating trans people and immigrants, and you have a Labour MP, for God sake write to them.
May 13, 2025 at 9:39 AM
@benedicttown.bsky.social Thanks for the Vine podcast, I loved it. And special recognition for not mentioning Dapper Laughs. He'll have hated that and I think that's to be commended.
May 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
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Very few TV shows take place ‘in da bungalow’ anymore, due to woke
May 5, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I'm not saying you would. I'm certainly not saying you should. But you definitely could.
www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-...
Life-like 3D model of Madeleine McCann marks 18 years since her disappearance
Simone Malik, who has been hired by police forces around the world to help solve crime, created the 3D model in a bid to help track down Madeleine McCann
www.dailystar.co.uk
May 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
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This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.
April 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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It was the Busta Rimes, it was the Wusta Rhymes.
April 22, 2025 at 7:31 AM
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Shotgun be next Pope.
April 21, 2025 at 8:06 AM
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He should bring the tariffs back again now for a laugh
April 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Surely Jason Orange can help him out.
Singer Robbie Williams Shares Scurvy Diagnosis bit.ly/4lo7oDg
April 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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Lmaooooooooooo
January 31, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Hey, maybe Lee Harvey Oswald had a nephew too
January 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
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me: what kind of animal is that

tour guide: alaskan otter

me: ok, let me know what he says
January 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
OpenAI getting in a strop because another LLM was trained on their data is *chef's kiss*
January 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM