Graham
@onearmedfreddy.co.uk
In 1993 a wasp got into my brain and has been controlling my body ever since. All views and opinions expressed here are the wasp's own.
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contrary to popular myth, vampires CAN enter homes without an invite; it's just that they - unlike SOME PEOPLE - have some fucking manners
October 11, 2024 at 12:05 PM
contrary to popular myth, vampires CAN enter homes without an invite; it's just that they - unlike SOME PEOPLE - have some fucking manners
@benedicttown.bsky.social Will there be a scroll deep about antipastogate? Because I've been hearing about it for 2 weeks and I can't be bothered to figure out what it's about.
July 18, 2025 at 7:52 AM
@benedicttown.bsky.social Will there be a scroll deep about antipastogate? Because I've been hearing about it for 2 weeks and I can't be bothered to figure out what it's about.
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I’m no expert but I would’ve got a person to do it.
July 9, 2025 at 12:39 PM
I’m no expert but I would’ve got a person to do it.
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Obviously they should have demoted him to RB for three races before firing him and bringing Kvyat in as team principal
July 9, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Obviously they should have demoted him to RB for three races before firing him and bringing Kvyat in as team principal
Woken up with the phrase "weaponised incontinence" in my head and, by god, if this doesn't make me a millionaire nothing will.
June 21, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Woken up with the phrase "weaponised incontinence" in my head and, by god, if this doesn't make me a millionaire nothing will.
Beaker's got a superinjunction
May 31, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Beaker's got a superinjunction
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Episode 318 – Casting the Discworld
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/05/episode-318-casting-the-discworld/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/05/episode-318-casting-the-discworld/
Episode 318 – Casting the Discworld
In which our heroes spend over an hour casting the Discworld, despite nobody asking them to. This is incredibly geeky, n...
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May 30, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Episode 318 – Casting the Discworld
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/05/episode-318-casting-the-discworld/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/05/episode-318-casting-the-discworld/
[insert obvious Lance Stroll joke here]
Aston Martin need to improve 'weak tools', says Adrian Newey - BBC Sport www.bbc.com/sport/formul...
Adrian Newey says Aston Martin's F1 ambitions may be hampered by 'weak tools'
Design legend Adrian Newey says Aston Martin's quest to become a competitive team will be hampered because
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May 24, 2025 at 10:52 AM
[insert obvious Lance Stroll joke here]
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Episode 317 – Freedom of Painting
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/05/episode-317-freedom-of-painting/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/05/episode-317-freedom-of-painting/
Episode 317 – Freedom of Painting
In which our heroes discuss The White Lotus and its various breasts and testicles. Daniel goes to a weird dating event, ...
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May 16, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Episode 317 – Freedom of Painting
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/05/episode-317-freedom-of-painting/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/05/episode-317-freedom-of-painting/
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I cannot state this strongly enough: If you are upset about the way this government is treating trans people and immigrants, and you have a Labour MP, for God sake write to them.
May 13, 2025 at 9:39 AM
I cannot state this strongly enough: If you are upset about the way this government is treating trans people and immigrants, and you have a Labour MP, for God sake write to them.
@benedicttown.bsky.social Thanks for the Vine podcast, I loved it. And special recognition for not mentioning Dapper Laughs. He'll have hated that and I think that's to be commended.
May 11, 2025 at 8:20 PM
@benedicttown.bsky.social Thanks for the Vine podcast, I loved it. And special recognition for not mentioning Dapper Laughs. He'll have hated that and I think that's to be commended.
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Very few TV shows take place ‘in da bungalow’ anymore, due to woke
May 5, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Very few TV shows take place ‘in da bungalow’ anymore, due to woke
I'm not saying you would. I'm certainly not saying you should. But you definitely could.
www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-...
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Life-like 3D model of Madeleine McCann marks 18 years since her disappearance
Simone Malik, who has been hired by police forces around the world to help solve crime, created the 3D model in a bid to help track down Madeleine McCann
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May 2, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I'm not saying you would. I'm certainly not saying you should. But you definitely could.
www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-...
www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-...
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This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.
April 25, 2025 at 9:36 AM
This moment when the penny drops that trying to implement bathroom bans is an impossibility for the former Tory Chief Secretary Simon Clarke is delicious.
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It was the Busta Rimes, it was the Wusta Rhymes.
April 22, 2025 at 7:31 AM
It was the Busta Rimes, it was the Wusta Rhymes.
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Shotgun be next Pope.
April 21, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Shotgun be next Pope.
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He should bring the tariffs back again now for a laugh
April 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
He should bring the tariffs back again now for a laugh
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Surely Jason Orange can help him out.
April 9, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Surely Jason Orange can help him out.
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Episode 307 – The Couch to 5k of Flares up Your Bum
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/03/episode-307-the-couch-to-5k-of-flares-up-your-bum/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/03/episode-307-the-couch-to-5k-of-flares-up-your-bum/
Episode 307 – The Couch to 5k of Flares up Your Bum
In which our heroes discuss plans to murder our listeners. Chris applies for a fancy job, Adam applies for an unspecifie...
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March 14, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Episode 307 – The Couch to 5k of Flares up Your Bum
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/03/episode-307-the-couch-to-5k-of-flares-up-your-bum/
https://www.twostarpodcast.co.uk/2025/03/episode-307-the-couch-to-5k-of-flares-up-your-bum/
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Hey, maybe Lee Harvey Oswald had a nephew too
January 29, 2025 at 11:08 PM
Hey, maybe Lee Harvey Oswald had a nephew too
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me: what kind of animal is that
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
January 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
me: what kind of animal is that
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
tour guide: alaskan otter
me: ok, let me know what he says
OpenAI getting in a strop because another LLM was trained on their data is *chef's kiss*
January 29, 2025 at 12:34 PM
OpenAI getting in a strop because another LLM was trained on their data is *chef's kiss*