OneScoop
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Yes, that is the crestfallen warrior shit posting. No, it totally didn't take half an hour in MS paint.
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THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
December 13, 2025 at 9:24 PM
THEY'VE PUT ME ON THE POCKETSTATION COOP. I'M BEING RENDERED IN A 32 BY 32 GRID OF MONOCHROME PIXELS. THE BOYS BACK AT QUANTICO SAID THEY'RE GOING TO RELOCATE ME TO A "DOKO DEMO ISSYO" UNTIL THEY CAN GET THIS STRAIGHTENED OUT.
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help my job says i have to do my job what do i do help
July 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
help my job says i have to do my job what do i do help
Yay, another birthday no one notices, despite my partner trying their best to get something happening :)
October 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Yay, another birthday no one notices, despite my partner trying their best to get something happening :)
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Even when he’s trying to be intimidating, Uni's just cute
September 13, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Even when he’s trying to be intimidating, Uni's just cute
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Controversial opinion, but I think trans people should feel safe here on bluesky, and nazis shouldn't.
September 11, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Controversial opinion, but I think trans people should feel safe here on bluesky, and nazis shouldn't.
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KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
September 12, 2025 at 11:38 PM
KIM KITSURAGI - "What is it, detective? Can you make it out?"
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
BULLET - "if you read this you are gay lmao"
1. "It, um, doesn't say anything."
2. "Transgender ideology. My old foe."
3. [Espirit de Corps - Medium 10] "I think you should read it for yourself, Kim."
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[guy shoots left-winger]
the left: this is awful
the right: they deserved it
[guy shoots right-winger]
the left: this is awful, even though that guy constantly called for us to be murdered
the right: we want the left murdered
also the right: leftist violence is the real problem here
the left: this is awful
the right: they deserved it
[guy shoots right-winger]
the left: this is awful, even though that guy constantly called for us to be murdered
the right: we want the left murdered
also the right: leftist violence is the real problem here
September 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
[guy shoots left-winger]
the left: this is awful
the right: they deserved it
[guy shoots right-winger]
the left: this is awful, even though that guy constantly called for us to be murdered
the right: we want the left murdered
also the right: leftist violence is the real problem here
the left: this is awful
the right: they deserved it
[guy shoots right-winger]
the left: this is awful, even though that guy constantly called for us to be murdered
the right: we want the left murdered
also the right: leftist violence is the real problem here
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This is Winry. She was having a very action-packed dream. Can't remember the details, but Keanu Reeves was there. 13/10 (TT: itsaudreylauren)
September 10, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This is Winry. She was having a very action-packed dream. Can't remember the details, but Keanu Reeves was there. 13/10 (TT: itsaudreylauren)
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Got a lot of anniversaries today huh?!
Here's another one...
PlayStation made its US/North America debut 30 years ago.
That iconic startup always gives you that feeling does it? 😎
#Playstation30thAnniversary
youtu.be/oAhvQoLpvsM?...
Here's another one...
PlayStation made its US/North America debut 30 years ago.
That iconic startup always gives you that feeling does it? 😎
#Playstation30thAnniversary
youtu.be/oAhvQoLpvsM?...
PlayStation Intro 1080p [Remastered]
YouTube video by NeoZeroo
youtu.be
September 10, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Got a lot of anniversaries today huh?!
Here's another one...
PlayStation made its US/North America debut 30 years ago.
That iconic startup always gives you that feeling does it? 😎
#Playstation30thAnniversary
youtu.be/oAhvQoLpvsM?...
Here's another one...
PlayStation made its US/North America debut 30 years ago.
That iconic startup always gives you that feeling does it? 😎
#Playstation30thAnniversary
youtu.be/oAhvQoLpvsM?...
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There's one thing that all guys want to hear
August 25, 2025 at 10:03 PM
There's one thing that all guys want to hear
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ME: The last few days have been fun and all, but I worry that in a world where all better futures have been foreclosed upon, the only fleeting joy to experience will be the deaths of monsters.
COWBOY LAWYER: I just made pardner at my firm
COWBOY LAWYER: I just made pardner at my firm
August 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
ME: The last few days have been fun and all, but I worry that in a world where all better futures have been foreclosed upon, the only fleeting joy to experience will be the deaths of monsters.
COWBOY LAWYER: I just made pardner at my firm
COWBOY LAWYER: I just made pardner at my firm
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what a fucking stupid time to be a person who cares about other people
August 28, 2025 at 10:40 PM
what a fucking stupid time to be a person who cares about other people
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*opens up your fridge and sees you have 2% milk* hey bro you need to charge your milk
August 27, 2025 at 12:49 AM
*opens up your fridge and sees you have 2% milk* hey bro you need to charge your milk
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Hell of a long shift.
August 28, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Hell of a long shift.
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damn i love the summer hikaru died
August 18, 2025 at 5:38 AM
damn i love the summer hikaru died
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Before google maps you just had a buddy in another car who said “follow me” then proceeded to run a late yellow at the next intersection.
August 16, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Before google maps you just had a buddy in another car who said “follow me” then proceeded to run a late yellow at the next intersection.
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My partner dumped all the nori in their miso on me, life is good
August 13, 2025 at 3:39 PM
My partner dumped all the nori in their miso on me, life is good
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you KNOW this picture killed in 1875. people were busting the fuck up at a dog with a pipe. dogs don’t smoke
November 13, 2024 at 1:11 PM
you KNOW this picture killed in 1875. people were busting the fuck up at a dog with a pipe. dogs don’t smoke
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I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
July 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen