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Maybe look over your shoulder and ask the conquistador to calm down.
oh my GOD
January 26, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Maybe look over your shoulder and ask the conquistador to calm down.
Laughing at this has really cheered me up.
What a curse, having DNA from your, erm, ancestors.
What a curse, having DNA from your, erm, ancestors.
oh my GOD
January 26, 2026 at 5:50 PM
Laughing at this has really cheered me up.
What a curse, having DNA from your, erm, ancestors.
What a curse, having DNA from your, erm, ancestors.
A bluesky post of a screenshot of Instagram that's a screenshot of twitter that's a photo of a newspaper article. Might screenshot this and send it to a paper, for completeness.
The greatest story you’ll read today 😂😂🫡
Forward it on for the betterment of mankind & also to get me into heaven
Forward it on for the betterment of mankind & also to get me into heaven
January 22, 2026 at 9:46 AM
A bluesky post of a screenshot of Instagram that's a screenshot of twitter that's a photo of a newspaper article. Might screenshot this and send it to a paper, for completeness.
I watched Interstellar the other night and when Kip Thorne's name came up I checked Wikipedia. It turns out this Nobel laureate isn't a member of the Royal Society, but Elon Musk is and remains to be.
January 21, 2026 at 11:16 PM
I watched Interstellar the other night and when Kip Thorne's name came up I checked Wikipedia. It turns out this Nobel laureate isn't a member of the Royal Society, but Elon Musk is and remains to be.
This. The amount of vitriol I'm seeing from both sets is disturbing. And this is all from people who I thought shared the same goals and beliefs. Isn't all this bad blood just what Trump and his gang want?
I think about 60% of US posters on here, and 60% of European ones, are overdue their nap times right now.
January 21, 2026 at 6:39 PM
This. The amount of vitriol I'm seeing from both sets is disturbing. And this is all from people who I thought shared the same goals and beliefs. Isn't all this bad blood just what Trump and his gang want?
I look forward to the day I do not wake with the thought "what has Trump said/done while I've slept".
January 20, 2026 at 7:54 AM
I look forward to the day I do not wake with the thought "what has Trump said/done while I've slept".
Ooh, you called it "wrong"! Such strong language will stop him in his tracks, for sure.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1...
Starmer tells Trump in phone call that plan to apply tariffs over Greenland 'wrong' - follow live
The prime minister also tells the US president that security in the Arctic remains a priority
www.bbc.co.uk
January 18, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Ooh, you called it "wrong"! Such strong language will stop him in his tracks, for sure.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c1...
Going to watch a series on Blu-ray that involves multiple discs. Think this counts as exercise.
January 16, 2026 at 7:49 PM
Going to watch a series on Blu-ray that involves multiple discs. Think this counts as exercise.
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Back in the early 90s at Software Creations I designed a Portable Assembly Language ( PAL ) with the intention of using it to develop games for 32/64 bit consoles. The ideal being that this pseudo assembly would generate native code for multiple processors. You only needed to write the game once 1/2
January 16, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Back in the early 90s at Software Creations I designed a Portable Assembly Language ( PAL ) with the intention of using it to develop games for 32/64 bit consoles. The ideal being that this pseudo assembly would generate native code for multiple processors. You only needed to write the game once 1/2
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I love Wikipedia. I know it's not perfect but I can and do spend hours just following links. Reviewing the tabs on the app is always an amusing/interesting indirect history of my recent life.
wikipedia turns 25 today! the last unenshittified major website! backbone of online info! triumph of humanity! powered by urge of unpaid randos to correct each other! somehow mostly reliable! "good thing wikipedia works in practice, because it sure doesn't work in theory" - old wiki adage
January 15, 2026 at 3:44 PM
I love Wikipedia. I know it's not perfect but I can and do spend hours just following links. Reviewing the tabs on the app is always an amusing/interesting indirect history of my recent life.
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(1/3) Morning 4 mile walk. Grey, damp, everything damp, but not cold through the many layers I've swaddled myself into.
Browns. In this season, browns dominate, nature throwing on a 1970s fashion aesthetic. Wood, soil (mud), churned verges, dead leaves, more mud, mud that gets everywhere, horses!
Browns. In this season, browns dominate, nature throwing on a 1970s fashion aesthetic. Wood, soil (mud), churned verges, dead leaves, more mud, mud that gets everywhere, horses!
January 15, 2026 at 10:35 AM
(1/3) Morning 4 mile walk. Grey, damp, everything damp, but not cold through the many layers I've swaddled myself into.
Browns. In this season, browns dominate, nature throwing on a 1970s fashion aesthetic. Wood, soil (mud), churned verges, dead leaves, more mud, mud that gets everywhere, horses!
Browns. In this season, browns dominate, nature throwing on a 1970s fashion aesthetic. Wood, soil (mud), churned verges, dead leaves, more mud, mud that gets everywhere, horses!
Remember when Trump kidnapped the president of another country? That was nuts. When was that? Two, three years ago?
January 15, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Remember when Trump kidnapped the president of another country? That was nuts. When was that? Two, three years ago?
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The teams for World War III are Calvinball: Denmark, Sweden, Iran, Nigeria, Will Stancil, Canada, Ukraine, Brazil, transsexuals, and the second Star Wars sequel trilogy movie versus USA, Israel, El Salvador, 4chan, incels, Hungary, and Chick-Fil-A.
January 14, 2026 at 9:17 PM
The teams for World War III are Calvinball: Denmark, Sweden, Iran, Nigeria, Will Stancil, Canada, Ukraine, Brazil, transsexuals, and the second Star Wars sequel trilogy movie versus USA, Israel, El Salvador, 4chan, incels, Hungary, and Chick-Fil-A.
This guy looks like he could do it singlehandedly.
January 14, 2026 at 7:23 PM
This guy looks like he could do it singlehandedly.
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In Elon’s Starfleet, Worf is grabbed by ICE on his first day at the academy and deported through a wormhole.
"We want to make Star Trek real," said Elon Musk.
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
"We want to make Starfleet Academy real so that it's not always science fiction, but one day the science fiction turns to science fact."
January 13, 2026 at 9:25 PM
In Elon’s Starfleet, Worf is grabbed by ICE on his first day at the academy and deported through a wormhole.
I know I shouldn't because This Is Serious Times but I really can't stop laughing at this. Is he being cranked into action at the start? Did he just achieve orgasm?
January 13, 2026 at 8:29 PM
I know I shouldn't because This Is Serious Times but I really can't stop laughing at this. Is he being cranked into action at the start? Did he just achieve orgasm?
Sometimes I let out an involuntary shudder, because I've just remembered the squeaky sound of Martin cutting his overcooked beef on Friday Night Dinner. Squeaky beef haunts me.
January 13, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Sometimes I let out an involuntary shudder, because I've just remembered the squeaky sound of Martin cutting his overcooked beef on Friday Night Dinner. Squeaky beef haunts me.
RT this with your home river.
The Weaver
The Weaver
January 12, 2026 at 10:30 PM
RT this with your home river.
The Weaver
The Weaver
Slightly diminish a band:
The Palliative
The Palliative
Slightly diminish a band
Motörshoulders
The Beastie Toddlers
Buddy Holly And The Hundred
Shallow Purple
Motörshoulders
The Beastie Toddlers
Buddy Holly And The Hundred
Shallow Purple
Slightly diminish a band
Travel Cot Of Filth
Travel Cot Of Filth
January 11, 2026 at 11:37 PM
Slightly diminish a band:
The Palliative
The Palliative
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The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined
January 10, 2026 at 7:45 PM
The Cardiff Lions do an annual Drag Rugby charity match for children’s charities and it’s as beautiful as you imagined
Catching up on Christmas University Challenge because I'm ill and can barely move. Rajan's scorn when someone doesn't know a music question is insufferable.
January 10, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Catching up on Christmas University Challenge because I'm ill and can barely move. Rajan's scorn when someone doesn't know a music question is insufferable.
I'm guessing 2026 isn't going to be more sane than 2025 after all.
January 3, 2026 at 9:50 AM
I'm guessing 2026 isn't going to be more sane than 2025 after all.
Do US law enforcement have jurisdiction in Venezuela? What is going on.
January 3, 2026 at 9:39 AM
Do US law enforcement have jurisdiction in Venezuela? What is going on.
Just outright kidnapped the head of state of another country? What?
January 3, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Just outright kidnapped the head of state of another country? What?