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Increasingly sexy potato. Alert, Aloof, Anxious. Donor conceived. She/Her. 🎈
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good ol' Cap.
January 4, 2026 at 10:17 PM
good ol' Cap.
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they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
December 31, 2025 at 4:11 PM
they should invent a year that's better than the one before it
My name is Baron, and my hobbies include sleeping 18+ hours a day, peeing exactly once, trying to bring dead things home, showing off my newfound ability to "shake", and then promptly falling back asleep.
December 31, 2025 at 12:14 PM
My name is Baron, and my hobbies include sleeping 18+ hours a day, peeing exactly once, trying to bring dead things home, showing off my newfound ability to "shake", and then promptly falling back asleep.
Baby's 1st Christmas Eve in a home 🎄
December 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Baby's 1st Christmas Eve in a home 🎄
3 years after our Huck's passing, we've finally adopted again. Baron, you're already such a good boy!
He reminds us of Huck in all the best ways, and we're excited to learn about his own specific quirks. This quickly became his favorite window.
He reminds us of Huck in all the best ways, and we're excited to learn about his own specific quirks. This quickly became his favorite window.
December 17, 2025 at 5:49 PM
3 years after our Huck's passing, we've finally adopted again. Baron, you're already such a good boy!
He reminds us of Huck in all the best ways, and we're excited to learn about his own specific quirks. This quickly became his favorite window.
He reminds us of Huck in all the best ways, and we're excited to learn about his own specific quirks. This quickly became his favorite window.
This is perhaps my very favorite video of my dear, sweet, idiotic Huck. He is no longer of this earth, but his antics live on in everyone who knew him. All beauty, no brains, extremely good growl 😂
December 16, 2025 at 12:41 AM
This is perhaps my very favorite video of my dear, sweet, idiotic Huck. He is no longer of this earth, but his antics live on in everyone who knew him. All beauty, no brains, extremely good growl 😂
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fat bear week is good, but don't forget about borb season
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 AM
fat bear week is good, but don't forget about borb season
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'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
You will be visited by 3 spirits
December 10, 2025 at 4:43 PM
You will be visited by 3 spirits
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Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
December 7, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Searching for a new litterbox and dying laughing at this cat who looks like a toilet astronaut.
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Do you think every organization is going to give him a Peace Prize? Like Arby’s?
December 7, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Do you think every organization is going to give him a Peace Prize? Like Arby’s?
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Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
December 8, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Nobody. I do not think you can eat chair
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So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 9:49 AM
So love wobbegongs. Everything is good about the wobbegong. Its name. Its flattened Oscar the Grouch face. Its frondy bits. Its lazy life as a hungry rug. And it’s a shark. Outstanding animal 10/10
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The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
December 5, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The USPS posting a NINE BILLION DOLLAR LOSS!!! sounds terrible. Certainly worse than if you said "USPS costs thirty dollars per person per year" even though that means the same thing and more accurately describes a government service
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The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The fact that a second strike like that in an armed conflict is definitely a war crime should not completely negate the fact that *there is no war* and ALL the strikes are cold-blooded murder. The whole chain of command are murderers.
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billionaires could do amazing things every week but don't. elon musk could launch 52 sodas a year instead of fake mars bs, but we are never going to get beverast, the first good soda to taste like eggs, the most important can of the day
December 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
billionaires could do amazing things every week but don't. elon musk could launch 52 sodas a year instead of fake mars bs, but we are never going to get beverast, the first good soda to taste like eggs, the most important can of the day
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Took my kid’s pet 🐀 to the nonprofit Odd Pet Vet.
Mid apt kid says “um, why is there a tortoise walking down the hall?”
Vet: oh that’s Bling, he’s had free rein of this place for 14 years
Me: protecc bling at all costs 😍
Mid apt kid says “um, why is there a tortoise walking down the hall?”
Vet: oh that’s Bling, he’s had free rein of this place for 14 years
Me: protecc bling at all costs 😍
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Took my kid’s pet 🐀 to the nonprofit Odd Pet Vet.
Mid apt kid says “um, why is there a tortoise walking down the hall?”
Vet: oh that’s Bling, he’s had free rein of this place for 14 years
Me: protecc bling at all costs 😍
Mid apt kid says “um, why is there a tortoise walking down the hall?”
Vet: oh that’s Bling, he’s had free rein of this place for 14 years
Me: protecc bling at all costs 😍
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
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I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 3:07 PM
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
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check in on your gay friends at this difficult time
November 18, 2025 at 2:46 PM
check in on your gay friends at this difficult time
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The fact that no one in the room stood up for her says a lot about how we got here bsky.app/profile/pale...
"Quiet! Quiet, Piggy."
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The fact that no one in the room stood up for her says a lot about how we got here bsky.app/profile/pale...