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OsakaJack
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Yes, THAT OsakaJack.
US immigrant living in Japan.
Sorry, but when anyone who likes chicken and/or mashed potatoes says they don’t like turkey, I instantly know they’ve never had a turkey properly cooked with time and love, as they should be.
November 28, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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Friends: do you know a Megan, who recently hurt her ankle in a Trade Joe’s parking lot and had surgery? Because her pissy ginger boyfriend is talking shit about her at Denver airport and thousands of women on Threads from *at least four* continents are gonna hunt him into his last days.

Pass it on.
November 27, 2025 at 6:49 AM
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it's several years old but the Adele SNL Thanksgiving sketch is still perfect
A Thanksgiving Miracle - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
www.youtube.com
November 28, 2024 at 2:57 AM
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Considering the hellfire enveloping Wang Fuk Court over the past 40 hours, it seems most of the fire has been put out as of this morning, although authorities are still cooling down the place with water to prevent reignition.

Death toll now at 94.
November 28, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Long ago on the hell site I made long list of historically interesting things to use in dnd ttrpgs and I'll start dragging them over here starting with

2000 years-old sapphire ring presumably belonged to Roman emperor Caligula, depicting his fourth wife Caesonia.
November 13, 2025 at 3:51 AM
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A police spokesperson said the investigation had got off to a sluggish start, but detectives then discovered the thieves had been hiding behind a shell company.
November 28, 2025 at 2:00 AM
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Happy Thanksgiving!
November 27, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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I know it may be hard to find something to be thankful for this year, but remember, there are always cats.
November 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Timeline of the turkey.
November 28, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Smoked a turkey for Thanksgiving! Thankful for my partner, my family, and my friends.
November 28, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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"Epic CEO angry that customers want to be informed and will refuse to purchase products they feel were made unethically so wants to take that choice away". There, fixed it for you.
November 26, 2025 at 11:48 PM
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I made a roasted duck with Chinese five spice powder and star anise, ginger, garlic, and scallions in the arse. So good. Yum.
November 28, 2025 at 12:05 AM
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Homeland Security doesn’t grasp the fact that the first Thanksgiving was about making “room at the table” for European “invaders.”
November 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Weapon Added To Each Thanksgiving Place Setting In Preparation For Blowout Family Argument
November 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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My friends Neil & Katy from the Gougane Barra Hotel organized this raffle for Gaza. It ends in a couple of days. Please check it out www.idonate.ie/raffle/Gouga...
November 27, 2025 at 12:19 PM
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I bought the back mat purely on rahaeli's rec and it came yesterday. I was on it for 30 minutes and it made a ton of the knots in my back better and decompressed my spine. I haven't been this pain-free in years. We have two friends in town. They both tried it and where like yo wtf is this sorcery.
November 27, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Matilda coming out for dinner… long floppy ears and all
#bunny #houserabbit #bunniesofmastodon
November 27, 2025 at 2:30 PM
@openvibe.social Is there an issue? Openvibe will open on my phone, then crash 3 seconds later. Tried rebooting, updating ios. No improvement.
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 AM
If you happen to be making or eating a Thanksgiving meal, I hope you post pictures of it. I do miss this holiday.
November 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against the demonic computers
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
Even God Is Worried About ChatGPT
Pope Leo XIV told students not to use artificial intelligence for homework, saying that AI ‘won’t stand in authentic wonder before the beauty of God’s creation.’
www.vulture.com
November 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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It's not this platform. It's all of society that hates AI
November 26, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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November 26, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Oh yeah that would’ve solved everything for sure
Kamala Harris says Biden should've invited Elon Musk to the White House in 2021
The former VP writes in her new book that Musk set off her "spidey senses" long before his MAGA pivot in 2024.
www.businessinsider.com
September 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM