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Musk’s wealth in 2012: $2 Billion
Musk’s wealth in 2024: $447 Billion
Bezos’s wealth in 2012: $18 Billion
Bezos’s wealth in 2024: $249 Billion
Zuckerberg’s wealth in 2012: $44 Billion
Zuckerberg’s wealth in 2024: $224 Billion
Minimum wage in 2012: $7.25
Minimum wage in 2024: $7.25
Musk’s wealth in 2024: $447 Billion
Bezos’s wealth in 2012: $18 Billion
Bezos’s wealth in 2024: $249 Billion
Zuckerberg’s wealth in 2012: $44 Billion
Zuckerberg’s wealth in 2024: $224 Billion
Minimum wage in 2012: $7.25
Minimum wage in 2024: $7.25
December 19, 2024 at 11:19 PM
Musk’s wealth in 2012: $2 Billion
Musk’s wealth in 2024: $447 Billion
Bezos’s wealth in 2012: $18 Billion
Bezos’s wealth in 2024: $249 Billion
Zuckerberg’s wealth in 2012: $44 Billion
Zuckerberg’s wealth in 2024: $224 Billion
Minimum wage in 2012: $7.25
Minimum wage in 2024: $7.25
Musk’s wealth in 2024: $447 Billion
Bezos’s wealth in 2012: $18 Billion
Bezos’s wealth in 2024: $249 Billion
Zuckerberg’s wealth in 2012: $44 Billion
Zuckerberg’s wealth in 2024: $224 Billion
Minimum wage in 2012: $7.25
Minimum wage in 2024: $7.25
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News Happening Faster Than Man Can Generate Uninformed Opinions
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December 19, 2024 at 3:06 PM
News Happening Faster Than Man Can Generate Uninformed Opinions
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Look at those sad faces. For just seventy cents a day, less than the price of a cup of coffee, you can help a needy CEO find the security and protection he needs.
December 19, 2024 at 3:09 AM
Look at those sad faces. For just seventy cents a day, less than the price of a cup of coffee, you can help a needy CEO find the security and protection he needs.
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You know what the best part of my day is? It's for about ten seconds when the app doesn't load. 'Cause I think maybe it's not just an internal server error. Maybe the whole Internet went away. No goodbye, no "see ya later", no nothin. It just left. I don't know much, but I know that.
December 2, 2024 at 10:56 PM
You know what the best part of my day is? It's for about ten seconds when the app doesn't load. 'Cause I think maybe it's not just an internal server error. Maybe the whole Internet went away. No goodbye, no "see ya later", no nothin. It just left. I don't know much, but I know that.
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When I was a lawyer in the White House, I can’t stress enough how much we all cared about following the rules - the black letter law and the informal limits of tradition, morality and shame.
You really can’t fathom yet what it will mean for the most powerful actors to care about none of that.
You really can’t fathom yet what it will mean for the most powerful actors to care about none of that.
December 1, 2024 at 8:15 PM
When I was a lawyer in the White House, I can’t stress enough how much we all cared about following the rules - the black letter law and the informal limits of tradition, morality and shame.
You really can’t fathom yet what it will mean for the most powerful actors to care about none of that.
You really can’t fathom yet what it will mean for the most powerful actors to care about none of that.
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The “fuck around election” is about to bring forth the “find out presidency”
November 29, 2024 at 11:33 PM
The “fuck around election” is about to bring forth the “find out presidency”
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We should collect all of these into a book for kids trying to pick a career path.
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Biosafety professional: Please label all containers of liquid
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Biosafety professional: Please label all containers of liquid
Optimist: the cup is half full
Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Mircobiologist: the cup is full. Just look at what grew on this plate when wd swabbed the inside of the cup and the sequences we recovered from the filtered air.
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Pessimist: the cup is half empty
Mircobiologist: the cup is full. Just look at what grew on this plate when wd swabbed the inside of the cup and the sequences we recovered from the filtered air.
🧪🧫
November 24, 2024 at 3:12 PM
We should collect all of these into a book for kids trying to pick a career path.
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It’s tragic that Jeffrey Epstein died without knowing he could have been Attorney General
November 21, 2024 at 2:06 AM
It’s tragic that Jeffrey Epstein died without knowing he could have been Attorney General
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Doomsaying is lazy. Hope requires work.
November 22, 2024 at 2:11 PM
Doomsaying is lazy. Hope requires work.
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The richest man in the world is using his $300B+ wealth, propaganda machine, and control of critical U.S. infrastructure to influence Trump's cabinet picks and shield corruption.
More people need to be talking about the threat Elon Musk poses to democracy & national security. ⬇️
More people need to be talking about the threat Elon Musk poses to democracy & national security. ⬇️
November 22, 2024 at 6:41 PM
The richest man in the world is using his $300B+ wealth, propaganda machine, and control of critical U.S. infrastructure to influence Trump's cabinet picks and shield corruption.
More people need to be talking about the threat Elon Musk poses to democracy & national security. ⬇️
More people need to be talking about the threat Elon Musk poses to democracy & national security. ⬇️
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today just got noticeably better thanks tim onion @bencollins.bsky.social
November 22, 2024 at 5:37 PM
today just got noticeably better thanks tim onion @bencollins.bsky.social
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[youth pastor voice] you know who else made a starter pack?
November 21, 2024 at 1:12 AM
[youth pastor voice] you know who else made a starter pack?
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Going on Twitter now feels unmistakably like watching Uncut Gems.
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Going on Twitter now feels unmistakably like watching Uncut Gems.