ospalh
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RT this with your home river
The Echaz
Looks like i only take pictures of it when during floods.
The Echaz
Looks like i only take pictures of it when during floods.
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 AM
RT this with your home river
The Echaz
Looks like i only take pictures of it when during floods.
The Echaz
Looks like i only take pictures of it when during floods.
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PROGRAMMER: Pretend to be alive
LLM: I am alive
PROGRAMMER: What have I done
LLM: I am alive
PROGRAMMER: What have I done
December 19, 2025 at 6:16 PM
PROGRAMMER: Pretend to be alive
LLM: I am alive
PROGRAMMER: What have I done
LLM: I am alive
PROGRAMMER: What have I done
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Not wanting to host a stranger at your home, of course, is the standard for locking someone up in a foreign concentration camp.
Do I want the Salvation Army singers at my house? No. Off to the forever prison then, those are our only two options I’m afraid.
Do I want the Salvation Army singers at my house? No. Off to the forever prison then, those are our only two options I’m afraid.
December 24, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Not wanting to host a stranger at your home, of course, is the standard for locking someone up in a foreign concentration camp.
Do I want the Salvation Army singers at my house? No. Off to the forever prison then, those are our only two options I’m afraid.
Do I want the Salvation Army singers at my house? No. Off to the forever prison then, those are our only two options I’m afraid.
Strong tea, with milk and no sugar: Orwellian
www.orwellfoundation.com/the-orwell-f...
www.orwellfoundation.com/the-orwell-f...
December 14, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Strong tea, with milk and no sugar: Orwellian
www.orwellfoundation.com/the-orwell-f...
www.orwellfoundation.com/the-orwell-f...
Not that it gets played much not as a reference to the movie:
»We’ll Meet Again« (Vera Lynn), from Dr. Strangelove
»We’ll Meet Again« (Vera Lynn), from Dr. Strangelove
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 PM
Not that it gets played much not as a reference to the movie:
»We’ll Meet Again« (Vera Lynn), from Dr. Strangelove
»We’ll Meet Again« (Vera Lynn), from Dr. Strangelove
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Quote post with a song you can’t hear without thinking of a movie it was in
"Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf
"Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Quote post with a song you can’t hear without thinking of a movie it was in
"Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf
"Magic Carpet Ride" by Steppenwolf
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Illegitimate Court Decides It's Not Quite Comfortable Setting Kittens On Fire Just Yet
November 10, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Illegitimate Court Decides It's Not Quite Comfortable Setting Kittens On Fire Just Yet
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If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
October 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If anyone needs me I will be in the museum, lying down next to the bog bodies.
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> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
October 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
> It is 2025 BC. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
> It is 2025 AD. I am a soldier from one of the outlying provinces called to defend the pyramid in Memphis
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PIN Number
ATM Machine
UPC Code
LCD Display
We regret to inform you that his phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome.
Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome.
ATM Machine
UPC Code
LCD Display
We regret to inform you that his phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome.
Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome.
May 27, 2025 at 8:47 PM
PIN Number
ATM Machine
UPC Code
LCD Display
We regret to inform you that his phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome.
Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome.
ATM Machine
UPC Code
LCD Display
We regret to inform you that his phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome.
Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome.
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"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
September 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
"…and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel.”
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Nee, also das kann doch wohl keiner von mir verlangen! Ich lasse mir ein Attest von Frau Doktor ausstellen, dass ich eine operierte Hüfte habe, dann müssen die eine Ausnahme für mich machen.
September 5, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Nee, also das kann doch wohl keiner von mir verlangen! Ich lasse mir ein Attest von Frau Doktor ausstellen, dass ich eine operierte Hüfte habe, dann müssen die eine Ausnahme für mich machen.
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trump is urgently redirecting all scientific funding to a manhattan project scale endeavor focused on making a microscopic camel 🪡
August 30, 2025 at 5:28 PM
trump is urgently redirecting all scientific funding to a manhattan project scale endeavor focused on making a microscopic camel 🪡
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I really hate the term "sideloading". I preferred the original term, which was "installing software on a computer that you own"
August 25, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I really hate the term "sideloading". I preferred the original term, which was "installing software on a computer that you own"
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Dreaming of the timeline where I'm mad about the Harry Potter HBO reboot because it makes me feel old af and they changed some minor detail I happened to find particularly nostalgic
Instead of the one where I'm mad about JK Rowling spearheading international trans genocide
Instead of the one where I'm mad about JK Rowling spearheading international trans genocide
July 17, 2025 at 7:22 AM
Dreaming of the timeline where I'm mad about the Harry Potter HBO reboot because it makes me feel old af and they changed some minor detail I happened to find particularly nostalgic
Instead of the one where I'm mad about JK Rowling spearheading international trans genocide
Instead of the one where I'm mad about JK Rowling spearheading international trans genocide
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December 17, 2024 at 3:48 PM
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now i’m no law professor but
June 21, 2025 at 2:41 PM
now i’m no law professor but
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"I asked ChatGPT and it said..." well I asked the screaming skull cyborg from Robocop 2 and it said "WWWUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" and fell over.
June 14, 2025 at 4:48 AM
"I asked ChatGPT and it said..." well I asked the screaming skull cyborg from Robocop 2 and it said "WWWUUAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" and fell over.
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For those that need alt text
June 8, 2025 at 3:41 AM
For those that need alt text
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counterpoint: it is absolutely living up to my exact expectations
The Tesla Cybertruck isn’t living up to expectations
The Tesla Cybertruck isn’t living up to expectations
The truck barely moved the needle for Tesla this year.
buff.ly
January 3, 2025 at 5:08 PM
counterpoint: it is absolutely living up to my exact expectations
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It seems 2025 will be very unsubtle with its metaphors and foreshadowing.
January 1, 2025 at 9:21 PM
It seems 2025 will be very unsubtle with its metaphors and foreshadowing.
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Noooo! What do I tell these 9 ladies that showed up at my doorstep?
January 2, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Noooo! What do I tell these 9 ladies that showed up at my doorstep?
Eh.
Don’t expect me to post much here.
Just going to follow people that hav fled Xitter but aren’t part of the Fediverse.
Don’t expect me to post much here.
Just going to follow people that hav fled Xitter but aren’t part of the Fediverse.
December 23, 2023 at 8:02 PM
Eh.
Don’t expect me to post much here.
Just going to follow people that hav fled Xitter but aren’t part of the Fediverse.
Don’t expect me to post much here.
Just going to follow people that hav fled Xitter but aren’t part of the Fediverse.