Marko
@osumarko.bsky.social
Gentleman Banker. Macho Business Donkey Wrestler.
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"The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners." #TCMParty
November 17, 2025 at 2:56 AM
"The Dude abides. I don't know about you but I take comfort in that. It's good knowin' he's out there. The Dude. Takin' 'er easy for all us sinners." #TCMParty
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Zoomer men really gotta log off the Hitler site if they ever want to have sex again
WOW. 81% of women 18-29 voted for Mamdani, 80% for Sherril, and 78% for Spanberger.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
Gen Z women aren't playing around.
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Zoomer men really gotta log off the Hitler site if they ever want to have sex again
So when does spring training start?
November 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
So when does spring training start?
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James Earl Jones agrees.
November 2, 2025 at 3:59 AM
James Earl Jones agrees.
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I think about that all the time.
What if the blue jays winning this fixes the timeline after the cubs fucked it up in 2016?
November 2, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I think about that all the time.
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Save the date!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
We will have a #TCMParty for The Coen brothers' THE BIG LEBOWSKI (1998) on Sunday, November 16th (8pE)! ^JW
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
We will have a #TCMParty for The Coen brothers' THE BIG LEBOWSKI (1998) on Sunday, November 16th (8pE)! ^JW
November 1, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Save the date!
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
We will have a #TCMParty for The Coen brothers' THE BIG LEBOWSKI (1998) on Sunday, November 16th (8pE)! ^JW
THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
We will have a #TCMParty for The Coen brothers' THE BIG LEBOWSKI (1998) on Sunday, November 16th (8pE)! ^JW
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I love baseball and it’s goofy thing where every park is different.
November 1, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I love baseball and it’s goofy thing where every park is different.
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Loving my Bluesky Wold Series feed tonight.
October 28, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Loving my Bluesky Wold Series feed tonight.
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Periodic reminder that we live in a bona fide age of wonders and we can save it from all these dumb fucks trying to uproot it.
NEW STUDY PUBLISHED IN NATURE: People who got an mRNA COVID vaccine within ~3 months before or after starting immunotherapy for cancer lived longer overall than those who didn’t get the vaccine.
www.washingtonpost.com/science/2025...
www.washingtonpost.com/science/2025...
October 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Periodic reminder that we live in a bona fide age of wonders and we can save it from all these dumb fucks trying to uproot it.
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Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”
Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
October 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Someone in the crowd: “Go Cubs!”
Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
Pope Leo XIV: “Han perdido! They lost!”
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Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!
October 11, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Hot off the presses! If you need a bigger size to print your stickers let me know!
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
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Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
October 10, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Blessed are the frogs, for they keep making authoritarians look incredibly stupid
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DAAAAA YANKEES LOSE
Vlad and Papi coming together to hate. A-Rod and Jeter just having to sit there and take it.
Vlad and Papi coming together to hate. A-Rod and Jeter just having to sit there and take it.
October 9, 2025 at 3:15 AM
DAAAAA YANKEES LOSE
Vlad and Papi coming together to hate. A-Rod and Jeter just having to sit there and take it.
Vlad and Papi coming together to hate. A-Rod and Jeter just having to sit there and take it.
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“How can Portland POSSIBLY stand against the might of the federal government?!”
“Let me introduce you to our frog.”
“Let me introduce you to our frog.”
October 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
“How can Portland POSSIBLY stand against the might of the federal government?!”
“Let me introduce you to our frog.”
“Let me introduce you to our frog.”
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it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."
Regardless of the disgraceful nonsense we will likely hear from this administration in the coming days on vaccine “recommendations,” Americas healthcare insurers issued a joint statement tonight saying coverage for Covid and flu shots will remain unchanged from prior years.
Speaks for itself.
Speaks for itself.
September 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
it's so funny to see America's health insurance companies be like "look. If there's one thing we love it's denying you care. but we ran the numbers - and we cannot BELIEVE we're saying this - and it's cheaper for us to just pay for the vaccines than deal with you going to the ER."
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So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.
September 8, 2025 at 9:14 PM
So glad ICE is in Chicago. The city is a lawless hell-scape. Blues musicians wrecking hundreds of police cars. High schoolers doing weird scientific sex experiments. Kids home alone during the holidays. Women killing their husbands and lovers and then SINGING about it sassily. This has to stop.
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40 weeks after Trump dies, maternity wards will be pushed beyond max capacity.
September 1, 2025 at 10:51 PM
40 weeks after Trump dies, maternity wards will be pushed beyond max capacity.
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Miles O'Brien fan club assemble.
September 1, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Miles O'Brien fan club assemble.
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an age test and a perfect joke in one place (via onelegblackheart on threads)
August 13, 2025 at 5:00 AM
an age test and a perfect joke in one place (via onelegblackheart on threads)
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Pliny the Younger apparently thought sports were very stupid but it's funny that it's for the exact reason laid out in Seinfeld s6e12 ("The Label Maker")
![[6] L To Calvisius.
Thave been spending all my time here among my tablets and books as quietly as I could wish.
"How is that possible," you ask, "in Rome?" Well, the Circensian games have been on, and that is a kind of spectacle which has not the slightest attraction for me. There is no novelty, no variety in it, nothing which one wants to see twice. Hence I am the more amazed that so many thousands of men * should be eager, like a pack of children, to see horses running time after time, and the charioteers bending over their cars. There might be some reason for their enthusiasm if it was the speed of the hors or the skill of the drivers that was the attraction, but it is the racing-colours which they favour, and the racing-colours that fire their love.
If, in the middle of the course and during the race itself, the colours were to be changed, their enthusiasm and partisanship would change with them, and they would suddenly desert the drivers and the horses, whom they recognise afar and whose names they shout aloud. Such is the influence and authority vested i one cheap tunic, I don't say with the common crowd, - for that is even cheaper than the tunic, - but with certain men of position; and when I consider that they can sit for so long without growing tired, looking on at such a fruitless, cheerless, and tedious sport, I really feel a sort of pleasure in the thought that what they take delight in has no charm for me. Thus it is that I have been only too glad to pass my leisure time among my books during the race-meeting, while others have been wasting their days in the most idle occupations. Farewell.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:26gfiesadzjgf44w2dv5yeo7/bafkreieap7ojlbpperccfkitgfnxrufik6wdvrgrtfa6ssdm72ihbdhwqm@jpeg)
July 31, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Pliny the Younger apparently thought sports were very stupid but it's funny that it's for the exact reason laid out in Seinfeld s6e12 ("The Label Maker")
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If you’re a DJ at a Trump rally and you don’t slip in Shaggy’s “It Wasn’t Me” you’ll regret it forever
Shaggy - It Wasn't Me (Video)
YouTube video by Timeless Music Hits
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July 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
If you’re a DJ at a Trump rally and you don’t slip in Shaggy’s “It Wasn’t Me” you’ll regret it forever
Just saw Superman and it was awesome. So much fun.
July 11, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Just saw Superman and it was awesome. So much fun.
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Do we still need stories about an aspirational immigrant who's so devoted to his adopted country that he regularly puts himself in danger to help even those who fear and distrust him, and who's primary antagonist is an egotistical tech billionaire?
Yes, fucking obviously. You numpties.
Yes, fucking obviously. You numpties.
July 6, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Do we still need stories about an aspirational immigrant who's so devoted to his adopted country that he regularly puts himself in danger to help even those who fear and distrust him, and who's primary antagonist is an egotistical tech billionaire?
Yes, fucking obviously. You numpties.
Yes, fucking obviously. You numpties.