🎄Brendan Agnew🏳️🌈
@blcagnew.bsky.social
Writer of Things, local n'er-do-well at cinapse.co, co-host of "Make Me Watch It," and Keeper of the Very Bad Dad Jokes. He/Him.
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...yeah, that's fair.
”Guys, I need to tell you how great the Lord of the Rings movies are and if you’ve already seen them, wanna talk about how great they are together?”
Roast me, other buckets.
February 13, 2026 at 5:45 AM
...yeah, that's fair.
"What if Hamlet, but she's a hot redhead and instead of dying at the end of the play she gets poisoned in the first 10 minutes and spends the majority of the movie in Heavy Metal Limbo?" is an insane pitch even by Hosada's standards.
But that's why I love him.
But that's why I love him.
Now seated for an apparently private screening of Mamoru Hosada's SCARLET.
February 13, 2026 at 5:25 AM
"What if Hamlet, but she's a hot redhead and instead of dying at the end of the play she gets poisoned in the first 10 minutes and spends the majority of the movie in Heavy Metal Limbo?" is an insane pitch even by Hosada's standards.
But that's why I love him.
But that's why I love him.
Now seated for an apparently private screening of Mamoru Hosada's SCARLET.
February 13, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Now seated for an apparently private screening of Mamoru Hosada's SCARLET.
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When Patrick Stewart was asked why Picard was bald cause they would ”surely have found a cure for that in the future” Stewart responded ”in the future they’ve learned not to care.”
I have a friend who said, of Starfleet Academy, that this took them out of it - that seeing a person in a wheelchair in the 32nd century seemed unrealistic, since medicine in Star Trek "should be able to cure whatever was wrong with them."
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
February 13, 2026 at 1:09 AM
When Patrick Stewart was asked why Picard was bald cause they would ”surely have found a cure for that in the future” Stewart responded ”in the future they’ve learned not to care.”
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the car's home but still dead. i spent the last of my money picking up my dad's meds and paying bills yesterday. my bank account is empty and we need lots of essentials and i need to pick up my own meds today. help is appreciated.
i need $100 to tow the car and god knows what to actually fix it. this is a big emergency. i might have to make a gfm eventually, but i just need to move it for now before it gets moved for me. any help is needed and very much appreciated.
vm junkblader
$JunkBlader
PayPal.me/junkblader
vm junkblader
$JunkBlader
PayPal.me/junkblader
car broke down i'm fucked
February 10, 2026 at 3:25 PM
the car's home but still dead. i spent the last of my money picking up my dad's meds and paying bills yesterday. my bank account is empty and we need lots of essentials and i need to pick up my own meds today. help is appreciated.
Good Dudes who are just doing their best.
February 13, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Good Dudes who are just doing their best.
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As a German, I'll never fully understand the Third Reich worship of the American far right.
They do understand that the Third Reich *lost*, right? That the tough, belligerent, ethnically pure master race got thoroughly defeated and its country conquered by a diverse multi-ethnic coalition?
They do understand that the Third Reich *lost*, right? That the tough, belligerent, ethnically pure master race got thoroughly defeated and its country conquered by a diverse multi-ethnic coalition?
there's a strict duology of young right wing physiognomy
if you're a young up and coming fascist, you will either be
1. rosy cheeked cartoon BBQ pig mascot
2. grimacing possessed howdy doody puppet
if you're a young up and coming fascist, you will either be
1. rosy cheeked cartoon BBQ pig mascot
2. grimacing possessed howdy doody puppet
Recent reports have revealed the identity of the staffer behind the Nazi dogwhistles posted on the Dept. of Labor and Dept. of Homeland Security social media pages.
His name is Peyton Rollins.
His name is Peyton Rollins.
February 12, 2026 at 9:31 PM
As a German, I'll never fully understand the Third Reich worship of the American far right.
They do understand that the Third Reich *lost*, right? That the tough, belligerent, ethnically pure master race got thoroughly defeated and its country conquered by a diverse multi-ethnic coalition?
They do understand that the Third Reich *lost*, right? That the tough, belligerent, ethnically pure master race got thoroughly defeated and its country conquered by a diverse multi-ethnic coalition?
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Including disabled people in our utopian futures pushes back against a eugenicist ideal.
I have a friend who said, of Starfleet Academy, that this took them out of it - that seeing a person in a wheelchair in the 32nd century seemed unrealistic, since medicine in Star Trek "should be able to cure whatever was wrong with them."
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
That's not the case, for any number of possible reasons.
February 13, 2026 at 12:02 AM
Including disabled people in our utopian futures pushes back against a eugenicist ideal.
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It's not even that: It's that they don't CARE whether or not there is a future beyond their lives. They know there won't be, for the record, but they wouldn't care even if they didn't.
just amazing to see this concerted effort to make the USA dirty and stupid and sick and dead, [and take the world with it] all for a few dollars and to own the libs
I don't think any of them believe there is a future beyond their lives.
I don't think any of them believe there is a future beyond their lives.
"Warnings of ‘Permanent’ Damage to People and Planet as Trump EPA Set to Repeal Key Climate Rule" by @brettwilkins.bsky.social for @commondreams.org:
www.commondreams.org/news/warning...
www.commondreams.org/news/warning...
February 13, 2026 at 12:32 AM
It's not even that: It's that they don't CARE whether or not there is a future beyond their lives. They know there won't be, for the record, but they wouldn't care even if they didn't.
Hooooooooly shit.
Yup, we're working on a new Castlevania game.
Thanks to KONAMI, & with Motion Twin's friendly advice, the franchise will be going back to its roots with what we hope to be the best whip traversal & combat ever seen in a 2D action-adventure game! Noooo pressure...
www.konami.com/games/castle...
Thanks to KONAMI, & with Motion Twin's friendly advice, the franchise will be going back to its roots with what we hope to be the best whip traversal & combat ever seen in a 2D action-adventure game! Noooo pressure...
www.konami.com/games/castle...
February 13, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Hooooooooly shit.
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No one’s been this decimated by a Super Bowl appearance since Justin Timberlake.
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Ring cancels its partnership with Flock Safety after surveillance backlash
Flock off
buff.ly
February 12, 2026 at 11:55 PM
No one’s been this decimated by a Super Bowl appearance since Justin Timberlake.
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This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.
February 12, 2026 at 10:47 PM
This is your regular reminder that in the year 2000, Paul Rudd, with frosted tips, appeared in the Hong Kong film GEN-Y COPS as a bad guy (kinda). In the movie, he does martial arts, fights a robot, and, most shocking of all, does an entire scene in Cantonese.
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The thing about this is, it's totally innocent and anyone who sees something ribald in it is purely...well, normal, that person would be normal.
February 12, 2026 at 2:12 PM
The thing about this is, it's totally innocent and anyone who sees something ribald in it is purely...well, normal, that person would be normal.
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‘Imprison all women’ may sound outrageous. But all of the horrors that are routine today started out as some ghoulish guy being allowed to say stuff like this without being beaten with hammers.
Fuentes, yesterday: “Our #1 political enemy is women because women constrain everything, every conversation, every man, everything. They have to be imprisoned. They are the ones that are hurting the fertility rate. They're the ones making us sympathetic to poor people, which are also brown people.”
Nick Fuentes: “The number one political enemy in America is women. … They have to be imprisoned.”
www.mediamatters.org
February 12, 2026 at 2:57 PM
‘Imprison all women’ may sound outrageous. But all of the horrors that are routine today started out as some ghoulish guy being allowed to say stuff like this without being beaten with hammers.
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hasan, who is not trans or queer, saying that Dems would shoot every trans person in the head to win elections, is just straight up ratfucking, indefensible
February 12, 2026 at 7:00 PM
hasan, who is not trans or queer, saying that Dems would shoot every trans person in the head to win elections, is just straight up ratfucking, indefensible
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Reiterating my belief that any trans person in a blue area who thinks there is no difference between parties has a moral obligation to switch homes with a trans person in Bumfuck, Mississippi who believes otherwise.
Your reminder that Jon Bel Edwards, a legit conservative and the last Dem governor of Louisiana, was pro trans rights while being anti choice. "Dems don't support queer people" is like the most easily disproven lie. If JBE, Kelly, Cooper, and Beshear are all pro trans.
hasan, who is not trans or queer, saying that Dems would shoot every trans person in the head to win elections, is just straight up ratfucking, indefensible
February 12, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Reiterating my belief that any trans person in a blue area who thinks there is no difference between parties has a moral obligation to switch homes with a trans person in Bumfuck, Mississippi who believes otherwise.
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A lot of people have responded to Pam Bondi saying "If we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system collapses" (which she apparently didn't actually say, but that's another story) with "then the system DESERVES to collapse" instead of the correct answer, which is "no it wouldn't."
February 12, 2026 at 9:08 PM
A lot of people have responded to Pam Bondi saying "If we prosecute everyone in the Epstein files, the whole system collapses" (which she apparently didn't actually say, but that's another story) with "then the system DESERVES to collapse" instead of the correct answer, which is "no it wouldn't."
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Woman (1990)
February 12, 2026 at 12:07 PM
Woman (1990)
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Ending this operation is not enough.
We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
February 12, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Ending this operation is not enough.
We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
We need justice and accountability. That starts with independent investigations into the murders of Renee Good and Alex Pretti, economic restitution for businesses impacted, abolishing ICE, and the impeachment of Kristi Noem.
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two days ago, the WSJ described young people as "splurging on" rotisserie chicken, the $6 item that, by weight, is the cheapest meat at the grocery store. the ruling class tells each other with increasing desperation that we deserve what they're doing to us
February 12, 2026 at 9:28 PM
two days ago, the WSJ described young people as "splurging on" rotisserie chicken, the $6 item that, by weight, is the cheapest meat at the grocery store. the ruling class tells each other with increasing desperation that we deserve what they're doing to us
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Oh you mean the company funded by PETER THIEL?
February 12, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Oh you mean the company funded by PETER THIEL?
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The bear in Legends of the Fall had a whole career: Grizzly Adams (1977), uncredited in Clan of the Cave Bear + Benji the Hunted, then The Great Outdoors with John Candy, and a starring turn in The Bear.
matineeheroes.com/episodes/leg...
matineeheroes.com/episodes/leg...
February 12, 2026 at 9:38 PM
The bear in Legends of the Fall had a whole career: Grizzly Adams (1977), uncredited in Clan of the Cave Bear + Benji the Hunted, then The Great Outdoors with John Candy, and a starring turn in The Bear.
matineeheroes.com/episodes/leg...
matineeheroes.com/episodes/leg...
And it was engineered by an island of billionaire pedophiles!
a stat i always cite is the number of anti-trans articles in the press went from 60 in a year, to 7,500
February 12, 2026 at 9:49 PM
And it was engineered by an island of billionaire pedophiles!