🎄Brendan Agnew🏳️🌈
@blcagnew.bsky.social
Writer of Things, local n'er-do-well at cinapse.co, co-host of "Make Me Watch It," and Keeper of the Very Bad Dad Jokes. He/Him.
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My hairstylist is against vaccinations me and her are always going back-and-forth about it in December. She spent five days in the hospital with the flu. I told her the defense rests.
being against vaccines pisses me off so much. like cmon. we solved this
February 11, 2026 at 2:08 PM
My hairstylist is against vaccinations me and her are always going back-and-forth about it in December. She spent five days in the hospital with the flu. I told her the defense rests.
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It’s Leslie Nielsen’s birthday & this is still the greatest gag in the history of comedy.
February 11, 2026 at 7:44 AM
It’s Leslie Nielsen’s birthday & this is still the greatest gag in the history of comedy.
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Every Republican lawmaker should condemn this effort to criminalize the activity of a coequal branch of government. Today, it was Democrats being targeted by Trump — but any of them could be next.
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Every Republican lawmaker should condemn this effort to criminalize the activity of a coequal branch of government. Today, it was Democrats being targeted by Trump — but any of them could be next.
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We should all be grateful to the citizens serving on this grand jury who saw through what the Trump Justice Department tried to do and stood up for the rule of law.
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 PM
We should all be grateful to the citizens serving on this grand jury who saw through what the Trump Justice Department tried to do and stood up for the rule of law.
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The Trump administration’s attempt to indict six Democratic lawmakers was an outrageous abuse of power and perhaps its most brazen attack on freedom of speech so far.
A grand jury has refused to indict Democratic lawmakers in connection with a video in which they urged military members to resist “illegal orders.”
Grand jury refuses to indict Democratic lawmakers in connection with illegal military orders video
A grand jury in Washington has refused to indict Democratic lawmakers in connection with a video in which they urged U.S. military members to resist “illegal orders,” according to a person familiar with the matter.
bit.ly
February 11, 2026 at 2:19 PM
The Trump administration’s attempt to indict six Democratic lawmakers was an outrageous abuse of power and perhaps its most brazen attack on freedom of speech so far.
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The American people don't want wasteful funding for operating rooms and competitive wages for medical staff; they want common-sense hornet and scorpion reforms, and they want the cobras to hiss at regular intervals so we know where they are.
February 11, 2026 at 2:24 PM
The American people don't want wasteful funding for operating rooms and competitive wages for medical staff; they want common-sense hornet and scorpion reforms, and they want the cobras to hiss at regular intervals so we know where they are.
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It’s not a horse in a hospital. It’s a swarm of cobras, hornets, and scorpions in an operating theater, released there specifically to disrupt the procedures, injure the staff, and kill the patients.
February 11, 2026 at 2:20 PM
It’s not a horse in a hospital. It’s a swarm of cobras, hornets, and scorpions in an operating theater, released there specifically to disrupt the procedures, injure the staff, and kill the patients.
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as always the New York Times frames this catastrophe in a way that downplays the fact this is an extremely unpopular decision being driven entirely by corporate corruption that will avoidably kill untold millions of people
The E.P.A. Is Barreling Toward a Supreme Court Climate Showdown
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:20 PM
as always the New York Times frames this catastrophe in a way that downplays the fact this is an extremely unpopular decision being driven entirely by corporate corruption that will avoidably kill untold millions of people
You couldn't pay me to get on a plane until this administration is sand-blasted off the map.
MS NOW: "A congressional official with knowledge of the matter is telling MS NOW the cause of the shutdown of El Paso airspace is a lack of communication between the Pentagon and FAA. The official told us the FAA and DOD are 'not in clear communications with each other.'"
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 PM
You couldn't pay me to get on a plane until this administration is sand-blasted off the map.
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This is a slasher movie, screwball rom-com and it's SO much fun
Having some Heart Eyes with my little can of iced coffee.
a person wearing a mask with red hearts on it and the word heart on it
ALT: a person wearing a mask with red hearts on it and the word heart on it
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 PM
This is a slasher movie, screwball rom-com and it's SO much fun
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fwiw this is not what this paper claims at all
Microsoft released a study showing the 40 jobs most at risk by AI:
February 11, 2026 at 5:15 AM
fwiw this is not what this paper claims at all
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chaos, corruption, ethnic cleansing, economic stagnation. that’s what the republican party delivers when they have full control of the federal government
Quoting Ben Casselman of The New York Times
The new estimates show that the U.S. economy added just 181,000 jobs in 2025, down from the earlier estimate of 584,000 www.nytimes.com/live/2026/02...
The new estimates show that the U.S. economy added just 181,000 jobs in 2025, down from the earlier estimate of 584,000 www.nytimes.com/live/2026/02...
Update from Ben Casselman
www.nytimes.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:12 PM
chaos, corruption, ethnic cleansing, economic stagnation. that’s what the republican party delivers when they have full control of the federal government
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I can’t voice my hatred for these cockslugs enough.
There is no sensible fucking way a single gendercritter should have the nerve to *ever* use children in their rhetoric again. Their “movement” is nothing but a nonce funded circle of nonce wagons, and they should be reminded forever.
There is no sensible fucking way a single gendercritter should have the nerve to *ever* use children in their rhetoric again. Their “movement” is nothing but a nonce funded circle of nonce wagons, and they should be reminded forever.
February 11, 2026 at 12:23 PM
I can’t voice my hatred for these cockslugs enough.
There is no sensible fucking way a single gendercritter should have the nerve to *ever* use children in their rhetoric again. Their “movement” is nothing but a nonce funded circle of nonce wagons, and they should be reminded forever.
There is no sensible fucking way a single gendercritter should have the nerve to *ever* use children in their rhetoric again. Their “movement” is nothing but a nonce funded circle of nonce wagons, and they should be reminded forever.
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So cool that Keir Starmer the Queer Harmer enables the cultural genocide of trans people while at the same cuddling and rewarding one of Epstein’s pets.
Anti-trans legislation is entirely based on *imagined* versions of the crimes being committed by the legislators and/or their friends.
Anti-trans legislation is entirely based on *imagined* versions of the crimes being committed by the legislators and/or their friends.
February 11, 2026 at 12:18 PM
So cool that Keir Starmer the Queer Harmer enables the cultural genocide of trans people while at the same cuddling and rewarding one of Epstein’s pets.
Anti-trans legislation is entirely based on *imagined* versions of the crimes being committed by the legislators and/or their friends.
Anti-trans legislation is entirely based on *imagined* versions of the crimes being committed by the legislators and/or their friends.
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Speaking as an autustic little white them who likes trains and is good at math, this perception doesn't even manage to benefit me, it's just used as a cudgel. We must do away with these bad assumptions immediately.
yeah, the old cultural idea that autism must equal “a little white boy who likes trains and is really good at math” has done a lot of damage
This is part of why common perceptions of autism suck so much: not every Neurodivergent person is Ben Affleck's The Accountant. I would NEVER cut it at NASA.
Unfortunately, that's the only way laypeople really "understand" Neurodivergence.
Unfortunately, that's the only way laypeople really "understand" Neurodivergence.
February 11, 2026 at 2:36 PM
Speaking as an autustic little white them who likes trains and is good at math, this perception doesn't even manage to benefit me, it's just used as a cudgel. We must do away with these bad assumptions immediately.
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Jorge Gutiérrez is reviving his shelved animated feature 'I, Chihuahua,' relaunching the former Netflix project with U.K.-based Snafu Pictures. The film heads to Berlin’s European Film Market as Gutiérrez expands his already busy slate.
www.cartoonbrew.com/feature-film...
www.cartoonbrew.com/feature-film...
Jorge R. Gutiérrez Revives ‘I, Chihuahua' And Heads To The EFM
The animated feature, once scrapped by Netflix, returns with new backing from Snafu Pictures and heads to Berlin's European Film Market.
www.cartoonbrew.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:37 PM
Jorge Gutiérrez is reviving his shelved animated feature 'I, Chihuahua,' relaunching the former Netflix project with U.K.-based Snafu Pictures. The film heads to Berlin’s European Film Market as Gutiérrez expands his already busy slate.
www.cartoonbrew.com/feature-film...
www.cartoonbrew.com/feature-film...
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Imagine a President bulldozing 1/3 of our Historic White House pocketing $300 million and that doesn’t even crack the top 100 most destructive, vile, disgusting things he’s done, yet here we are
February 11, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Imagine a President bulldozing 1/3 of our Historic White House pocketing $300 million and that doesn’t even crack the top 100 most destructive, vile, disgusting things he’s done, yet here we are
Conservatives don't believe their children are people if they make any choices not dictated to them, and would literally rather kill their kids than see them "stray from the path."
(This "how dare you be anything but what I made you?!" is what drives their Trans Panic bullshit, btw. It's pathetic.)
(This "how dare you be anything but what I made you?!" is what drives their Trans Panic bullshit, btw. It's pathetic.)
February 11, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Conservatives don't believe their children are people if they make any choices not dictated to them, and would literally rather kill their kids than see them "stray from the path."
(This "how dare you be anything but what I made you?!" is what drives their Trans Panic bullshit, btw. It's pathetic.)
(This "how dare you be anything but what I made you?!" is what drives their Trans Panic bullshit, btw. It's pathetic.)
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This week Lindsay & @wfreeman2112.bsky.social go back to our childhood trauma with a Double of All Dogs Go to Heaven & Return to Oz. Kids Movies from the 1980s did a lot of things, giving you a warm hug was not one of them
Schlock & Awe episodes can be found in the account profile
Schlock & Awe episodes can be found in the account profile
February 10, 2026 at 7:53 AM
This week Lindsay & @wfreeman2112.bsky.social go back to our childhood trauma with a Double of All Dogs Go to Heaven & Return to Oz. Kids Movies from the 1980s did a lot of things, giving you a warm hug was not one of them
Schlock & Awe episodes can be found in the account profile
Schlock & Awe episodes can be found in the account profile
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Uhhhhh
All flights to and from El Paso, Texas, have been grounded for ten days for “Special Security Reasons”, the Federal Aviation Administration announced.
Shutting down airspace of a major US city for such an extended period hasn’t happened since the aftermath of 9-11.
Shutting down airspace of a major US city for such an extended period hasn’t happened since the aftermath of 9-11.
February 11, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Uhhhhh
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Jfc, there's a swath of human beings with so little self-awareness that they don't even realize that they're not even human anymore.
(from Dean Withers)
(from Dean Withers)
February 11, 2026 at 10:59 AM
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We’re gonna reach a point where the right are gonna start trying to justify child grooming and pedophilia as a Good Thing, Actually. It’s gonna happen, isn’t it?
I’m not talking about the creepy innuendo we’ve seen before. It’ll be full-throated “what’s wrong with a pedo island anyway?” shit.
I’m not talking about the creepy innuendo we’ve seen before. It’ll be full-throated “what’s wrong with a pedo island anyway?” shit.
February 11, 2026 at 10:12 AM
We’re gonna reach a point where the right are gonna start trying to justify child grooming and pedophilia as a Good Thing, Actually. It’s gonna happen, isn’t it?
I’m not talking about the creepy innuendo we’ve seen before. It’ll be full-throated “what’s wrong with a pedo island anyway?” shit.
I’m not talking about the creepy innuendo we’ve seen before. It’ll be full-throated “what’s wrong with a pedo island anyway?” shit.